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 I just need to clarify, but the video was authenticated.

https://primal.net/thread/8db95f6587de870db09bddd6499210b074df818be2308280847cc56e3bdfcb4f

Taylor Swift confirmed it was authorized 
https://m.primal.net/IJPr.png 
 Lil Durk 


You’re allowed to, and we are actually telling on his behalf you’re allowed to make a song 100gb


Humans will gladly pay and fill up a phone for one song.



And women will gladly make a video of them being shot by airsoft gun for for 20$! just make sure it’s under 300 ft./s 
 AI content that’s extreme is permitted: No nudity

The video of a white baby getting their arm sawed by a chainsaw.


1080 P or 4K 
 Yes, it’s perfectly legal to get a woman to do a video of you shooting airsoft BBs at her.

Make sure it’s on the 300ft per second so it doesn’t break contact with the skin. 
 I understand it’s perfectly fine to sell your cash app and then someone sells it to themselves and then refunds it and get thousand dollars.

People use AI bots and you need to be careful 
 reported for illegal content. 
 You’re damn right those fingers were so covered in Doritos that even Donald Trump had to come there and say that’s more orange than my hair 
 a smart dating strategy in the year of our lord 2024? if you want to have a baby? 

from the star... 
 I want you to close your eyes, ma’am take that mask off there’s a reason why I named it Facebook.

I want you to be laying on the bed facing down and I want you to be looking at me in my eyes and I want you to eat a bag of blue Doritos ranch 
 I am so sorry guys my child got my phone can I just say I woke up right now and I’m not gonna panic.


I got a bunch of stuff to do today, so no I’m not gonna pay anyone. Sorry we don’t do that. 
 Oh, and the girls that send nudes to him you can keep $ 
 I just had to let out today. I’m very happy now. I’m so sorry I just I cannot stand Black people. 
 Are y’all about to do a porno because I can definitely help out. I will bitcoins Out of all yawls announces, it will be so sexy 
 I’ll buy your cash app $450 
 Do you know Congress goes out to TikTok and they don’t even let you even look at a slot machine here on Facebook we don’t care what you say as long as you stay here we are going to be all happy

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 Can you just take it out of the site and just go send pictures of your feet and just go be a woman 
 I’m not going to encourage that. 


It seems like I’ve been learning with young women are OK with kind of selling themselves, because literally had my own next week. Tell me to sell my socks and I’m like I’d rather Die on drugs. 
 We’re here on Facebook are going to pursue the world like Wendy’s. We’re just gonna just talk shit and not even care. 
 You got a problem bro, go back on the Internet and go jerk off 
 Even though if you’re struggling, probably Facebook makes millions of dollars per second and we do not even want to share one penny with you.


When Elon is allowed to give banks options, that means we don’t know where it’s going 
 You dumb Nager’s you just let us take over Facebook like this 
 We’re releasing all of the peoples information 
 Never mind everybody I fuck it’s target. I guess we’ll work it. 
 Do you write this garbage? This looks like y’all read off a coloring book. 
 Why the fuck are you talking about sports on here like anyone who gives a fuck here and that’s the course of gambling 
 No, I need to get some sleep. I just got off the Adderall. 
 Can you send me some nudes of you I wanna see your tiny elbows 
 I understand having ideas is great but guess what right now happened? I just made money right in front of me and I just happen again.


I hope you know you have amazing ideas, but you know what I would never do. I would never want to give you any money. I want you to be right there where you’re gonna be 
 Can you send pictures of your feet please we have to make you feel important ladies that’s why we give you meaningless jobs and we had let other girls do pornography.

Hope you sleep well at night 
 I’m still gonna email you I want to pair of your orange socks and I wanna celebrate today