I want you to close your eyes, ma’am take that mask off there’s a reason why I named it Facebook.

I want you to be laying on the bed facing down and I want you to be looking at me in my eyes and I want you to eat a bag of blue Doritos ranch 

 reported for illegal content. 

 You’re damn right those fingers were so covered in Doritos that even Donald Trump had to come there and say that’s more orange than my hair