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 I'm far too much of a coward to click that link 👀 
 Is it showing as a link? It should be media 
 So apparently, scammers can social engineer your phone carrier to transfer your phone number to t... 
 @:gorfnazi:hislaine🍀 That's why most things recommend a code generator 2FA, or better yet, a hardware-based one like a YubiKey 
 Recommend me hobbies that aren't just home improvement projects 
 Historically, how good of a reproductive strategy is rape? 
 Taking a shit rn 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q that's only for the club me... 
 @jaf it's over 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q you glass pee sir 
 @jaf If she was gonna do that, I'd rather watch her fill it 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... 
 Should I go to school or join the military? 
 @Spooky Griffith The military is probably actually okay as long as there isn't a war to wich you will be deployed. At least you get some good benefits afterwards and some jobs are basically forced to hire veterans — good jobs too 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q I'm technically a target em... 
 @mushroom soup That's a fucking pitiful discount 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q no I work there I'm not goi... 
 @mushroom soup No employee discount? 
 i technically didn't need a job cuz autism bux, but i wanted to try it out since i never had one ... 
 @Zealist @Rick is getting laid (off) That sucks. Did you at least get the autismbux reinstated? 
 neat, i worked a papa johns for a few months then quit 
 @Zealist @Rick is getting laid (off) I was there for like 3.5 years 
 i eat burger king more than i ought to but it is usually my go to 
 @Zealist @Rick is getting laid (off) I worked at McDonalds for years and I always still found it better than BK. Unfortunately they got rid of the Angus burgers when they simplified their menu a while ago 
 Burger King is good idc what anyone says, I hereby declare the Whopper is NOT Goyslop 
 @Rick is getting laid (off) IDK what you mean. Burger King isn't even good by fast food standards 
 I don't think it's a nervousness thing so much as it's a lack of desire to have sex at all, we ca... 
 @Rick is getting laid (off) @Kenny Blankenship I don't think it's any of those things. I think it's the lack of social environments in which a) it is socially acceptable to ask someone out and b) relationships are likely to ever begin 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q too late 
 @ruiner are you saying it's over? 
 nigger i wanna swim tbh 
 @ruiner It's too late for that 
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 @Spooky Griffith @professionalBigot Wow, I pay less than that for full coverage 
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 @Spooky Griffith @professionalBigot Oh man. I'm paying more now, still, even though I have >10 years with no reportable accidents 
 @professionalBigot My premium should have gone down recently, but they actually jacked it up 
 @Electric Pants :prince_dance:  I loled at the one where the toilet comes into a fancy restaurant where all of the people are sitting on toilets to eat while singing his stupid song 
 @Sick Burn, Bro Because the collateral is constantly depreciating and auto loans are like 7 years long now 
 Are people who like feet ped-ophiles 
 @rdr Podophiles 
 Stop elongating the war in Ukraine
Start elongating my cock 
 nostr:npub1lnzm7z9lye2k22rlsy8hh9j426dl4kd54wh0endygjgax9q6nx9qusk8dk i just don't get this hyste... 
 @c977b175 @Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II) 

>Just act naturally, be friendly and eventually you'll go out with someone.

Quite possibly the biggest and most damaging lie there's ever been when it comes to this topic 
 i dont think im blind rn) 
 @ruiner You just can't see you're going blind 
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 @09085299 @The Dread Pirate Tony  @8e8757b2 @67975218 

This is literally my script and it hasn't failed me yet

#!/bin/bash 
 systemctl stop nginx 
 certbot renew --standalone 
 systemctl start nginx 
 I don't mind doing it manually, but in this instance I forgot and happened to be a my GFs house t... 
 @The Dread Pirate Tony  @8e8757b2 @67975218 You can easily write a script for it though. Then you never have to worry about it 
 I'm browsing fine. What's wrong? 
 @Jens_Rasmussen Latest update apparently has an issue communicating to our backend. Apparently it generates a bad cookie once you login. Happens on soapbox.5dollah.click and on the fe.soapbox.pub 
 It's so over for soapboxcels 
 nostr:npub1cpch0hklkykd84da5a455yasezkh7v4c4790z2yeu9zsldcfqpzspfv5zs they’re needed for stuff ... 
 @Spooky Griffith @BigTony You keep forgetting they're not banning cars, just new cars. Actually the price of old tractors and things are seriously inflated because literally no one can repair the new ones because of all of the software and bullshit in them — no one even wants the new stuff because it's crap 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q im not acknowledging it hap... 
 @ruiner it's over for besties 
 no my bestie :akkoCry: 
 @ruiner what happened 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q Im not a chud ty queen i kneel 
 @ruiner 👑 
 nostr:npub1dcps7agh4s306sg6n4z8vghx9qklr3hzs9uz3swv5h6a8d6enntq80427q ok why 
 @ruiner Because you can kneel 
 okay can i kneel 
 @ruiner ok 
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 @Spooky Griffith Considering how the medical field and society in general is already totally fucked up, bad thing, because it will just give more control to bad people 
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 Huh? I’m confused