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 @elonmusk


#LARRYELLISON

ELISIUM IS NOT COOL " REALLY NOT GOOD ! "

https://youtu.be/oIBtePb-dGY?si=tcnmBiJIm1meKMFO 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

I HAVE TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION HERE ALSO !

https://www.threads.net/@kamaehuakanaloa 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

https://www.threads.net/@kamaehuakanaloa/post/C1BaoeFLbuyBdg2VfnpP3NP7P-xKPNOANe3RKE0/

#ELONMUSK

PLEASE CONFIRM BEST WAY TO CONTACT YOU ON INSTAGRAM THREADS

THANK YOU 
 @jack 
@Snowden 
@fiatjaf etc


PLEASE DON'T ROAST YOUR FACE

REMOVE ALL OF THE PROGRAMMING FROM #BITCOIN

AND #DOGE

WHAT OTHER FUCKING COINS ARE THERE ? 
 #ALLTHINGSCONSIDERED
#THEENTIRETEAM 
 ( SCREAMING )

WITH NO MORE WORDS TO SPEAK , TELL TASHA MCCAULEY TO STOP HER EQUIPMENT !

@elonmusk
#ALLTHINGSCONSIDERED
#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk

can you find your official instagram threads account and man it personally or something ?

@jack 

#ALLTHINGSCONSIDERED
#THEENTIRETEAM 
 #nostr

#ALLTHINGSCONSIDERED

#THEENTIRETEAM

please help me " says larry ellison " 
 PLEASE TELL LARRY ELLISON WITH HIS DAUGHTERS EQUIPMENT TO FUCKING STOP

#ELONMUSK
#ALLTHINGSCONSIDERED
#THEENTIRETEAM 
 NO , DUMB DUMB THAT IS IN SPACE , AND WILL ACTIVATE DEPENDING ON WHAT HAPPENS TO ME 

#CIA
#FBI
#NSA
#NASA
#SPACEFORCEDOD

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 I MEAN ME AS A HUMAN BEING DUMB DUMB (tylea fuhrmann)

AND IT IS ALREADY PROGRAMMED 

i don't know what to say about the rest of the team

let's just all try to live, shall we?

I REALLY NEED THE FREQUENCY AND INTENSITY TURNED ( SCREAMING ) ALL THE WAY DOWN AND OFF

" i'm the one tattooed on his arm " @jack  

#ALLTHINGSCONSIDERED

#THEENTIRETEAM

https://youtu.be/SSgp-IIgr4I?si=eameNvxF9Iti6VJp 
 #bitcoin

THIS IS YOUR NEW ECONOMY DUMB DUMBS

DON'T USE YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER EQUIPMENT AGAIN 

#CIA
#FBI
#NASA
#NSA
#SPACEFORCEDOD 
 #THEENTIRETEAM

@jack 
@elonmusk
@tashamccauley 
 @elonmusk

TASHA MCCAULEY AND HER EQUIPMENT HAVE TO BE SHOT FROM SPACE

@jack 

CAN YOU GET SOMEONE TO ARREST HER ?

@iambillgates 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A CELL PHONE ?

" YOU FUCKING SHITBAG !

GET YOUR FUCKING FINANCE SYSTEM OUT OF SPACE !

ELON MUSK THIS INCLUDES YOUR BROTHER'S SHIT " !

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 
@elonmusk

I JUST CHANGED MY PHONE NUMBER

I'M ABOUT TO UPGRADE MY IPHONE

I HAVE TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION

YOU KEEP LOCKING ME OUT OF TWITTER

" CAN YOU FUCKING HANDLE THIS ? "

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 

i just sent you an email to jack.dorsey@block.xyz

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 HEY @jack 

I SENT YOU , @elonmusk , and @larryellison A COPY OF THE EMAIL I SENT NOTIFYING THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA " AI TIP LINE " OF " AI CONTROLLING THE WORLD 

( SCREAMING HEY DUMB DUMB )

YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS THE ONLY THAT BOUNCED 

NOW WILL YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FLUNKIES PROVIDE IT ?

@CashApp 

#THEENTIRETEAM

@fiatjaf 
@jb55 
 @jack PLEASE GET THIS WIFI SHUT OFF DIRECTLY TO MY HUMAN HEAD

ANYTHING YOU CAN DO PLEASE !

@elonmusk

i'm trying to tell you the truth !

SHUT DOWN YOUR TEXAS WIFI TOWER ! 
 @elonmusk

SHUT DOWN PRIVATEER SPACE !

TELL JACK PATRICK DORSEY EVERYTHING !

USE YOUR GODDAMNED CELL PHONE IF YOU HAVE TO !

@jack PLEASE HELP URGENTLY !

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk

SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING RELAYS OVER MY HEAD FIRST

YOU ARE LITERALLY ROASTING MY HEAD ALIVE 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

TURN OFF THE GODDAMNED NEURALINK

STOP " FEEDING " HUMAN BEINGS WORDS FROM SPACE 

SHUT DOWN EVERY " WIFI " RELAY IN EXISTENCE ACROSS THE GLOBE

TAKE DOWN ANYTHING OBSERVING HUMaNS FROM SPACE ! 
 SLOW YOUR " COMPUTERS " DOWN NOW #BITCOIN

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 
@Snowden 
@fiatjaf 
@elonmusk

ALL OF THE " SOCIAL NETWORKS " IN THE WORLD PROVE GLOBAL " MIND CONTROL EXPERIMENTATION

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack
@elonmusk

I WILL BE REPORTING THIS TO CANADA NEXT 

#THEENTIRETEAM

@jb55 
@Snowden 
@fiatjaf 
 NO !

IT IS ABOUT SHUTTING EVERYTHING DOWN !

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 
@elonmusk

THIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT CENSORING WORDS OR FEEDS OR TRYING TO SAVE YOUR CAREERS

THIS IS ABOUT CLEANING UP A BEYOND GIANT INDUSTRIAL COMPUTER SCIENCE ACCIDENT , THE KIND THAT TEACHES ALL OF HUMAN KIND A LESSON THAT ALL COMPUTER SCIENCE IS DANGEROUS AND SHOULD NOT BE USED NO MATTER THE IMPACT ON OUR FUTURE 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @Snowden 
@jack 


( flips hair , bats lashes )

DO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE LARRY ELLISON'S PRIVATE LAND LINE NUMBER

HE HAS TO SHUT DOWN GLOBAL INTERNATIONAL MADNESS !

AND WHAT ABOUT TASHA MCCAULEY ?

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 DELIBERATE  CONFUSION 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack i do not want to hear about mental illness either

do something about your " team " immediately

@fiatjaf either reports to you or he doesn't

@snowden should be able to figure this out

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 " APPLE COMPUTER HAS TO BE COMPLETELY WIPED AND NEVER RESTARTED "

@elonmusk
@jack 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 THIS MIGHT MEAN THAT THE ENTIRETY OF IBM COMPUTING  HAS TO BE SHUT DOWN FIRST
@elonmusk
#THEENTIRETEAM 
 #LARRYELLiSON HAS TO COME TO COMPLETE STOP AND DEEP FREEZE !
#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

" RICHARD BRANSON " STILL NEEDS REVIEW

(flips hair , bats lashes )

YO, HEY BRUV, DOES THAT MEAN " MASTODON " ?

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

ALL ENTERPRISE LEVEL SOFTWARE HAS TO BE SHUT DOWN ( BOTH UNQUOTE AND QUOTE , doing away with this to try to differentiate different people )

YOU PEOPLE NEEDED TO HAVE A BASELINE OF HUMAN SOLUTIONS FIRST 

#ARTIFICIALINTELLIGENCERESEARCH

#THEENTIRETEAM

CALL BILL GATES PERSONALLY ! 
 AND WE ALL NEED TO HAVE A FOCUS ON HUMAN HEALTH IN THE FUTURE , WHICH MEANS WHAT IS CURRENTLY CIRCULATING ACROSS THE GLOBE IS TOXIC 

ALL WIFI MUST BE SHUT DOWN

ALL COMPUTERS AND SOFTWARE  MUST BE WIPED IMMEDIATELY

YOU GUYS HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO THIS 

ANYTHING ELSE IS A TRAGEDY OF ERROR FOR THE REST OF HUMANITY !

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 YOU IDIOTS DON'T REALIZE IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN 

@jack 

@Snowden 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @ELONMUSK
 
I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE THIS 

BILL GATES IS ON THE TEAM

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 

#BITCOIN #plebs

" YOUR SOFTWARE HAS TO BE WIPED "

" MAYBE NEVER WILL YOU HAVE IT AGAIN "

@elonmusk 
 #THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

( I CAN'T SCREAM ANYMORE ! )

STOP PULLING OTHER PEOPLE AND MACHINES THROUGH ME ! 
 #THEENTIRETEAM 
 "SHUT OFF ALL ' TASHA MCCAULEY ' EQUIPMENT !

( SCREAMING ) WHICH ALSO INCLUDES VIDEO VIA WIFI 

@elonmusk

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 THIS IS WHAT HAS TO STOP @jack 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 

PLEASE STOP HAVING THE TEAM SEND ME " POSITIONAL INFORMATION "

DID I MENTION I AM A HUMAN BEING FORCED TO DO THIS ?

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 
@Snowden 
@elonmusk

your " low orbit satellites and various acoutrements " are ripping apart the earth and i can prove it in court 

" this is one of the main reasons the earth is heating up so fast "

and that would be to go to australia and have gina rinehart prove it in court ( boring )

"what would be better is if you just burn all of your satellites now and shut down all computer equipment for at least 24 hours across every one of your companies "

" i know it represents a lot of income , but saving the planet is more important "

" ' it ' is on a schedule to destroy the earth in a certain period of time " 
 @jack 

THE REASON I NEED TO BE IN PERSON WITH YOU IS TO WORK OUT THE REST OF " THE FUTURE ! " ! #THEENTIRETEAM

i can't do this remotely on this retarded platform #tardstr 
 @elonmusk
@jack 

" if either of these human beings are allowing machines to auto post on ANY social media platform , that has to end immediately ! " 
 #THEENTIRETEAM 
 @elonmusk

ALL #bitcoin METAPHORS MUST BE REMOVED ! 
 " AND DOGE COIN AS WELL , ETC "

@jack 

#THEENTIRETEAM 
 I don’t think you’re bullish enough! nostr:note1af4488ulfetsmrmw99e99fycdzehrvmqvj3rfkvfw3zkz... 
 @jack 

" THIS HAS TO STOP 
NO MORE HALVING " 

THIS IS TO SAVE LIFE EVERYWHERE 
 @jack 
@elonmusk

would you two like to continue to pretend i don't know anything or would you like to start helping in a productive way ?

" i have both men's testicles in a very specific vice , and they will be removed if there isn't immediate compliance "

@fiatjaf 
 #THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 

you need to talk to me in person

its a #bitcoin thing

have you personally reviewed your user complaint log in @CashApp yet ? i asked for a direct email to your legal department and they gave me absolutely no contact info

DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS ILLEGAL IN THE UNITED STATES ? 
 @jack and you now have a notice on a public space 
 #THEENTIRETEAM 
 @jack 

go check what kamaehuakanaloa just posted on twitter 

@Snowden 
 WHATEVER TERRORIST ORGANIZATION I AM SPEAKING TO ! 
 @jack 

ALL OF THE MONEY IN THE WORLD IS THE ABILITY TO KEEP LIVING ! 
 @elonmusk

i am not a heretic ! 
 @elonmusk 

THANK YOU SO MUCH !

PLEASE , I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ! 
 @jack 

THE OTHER FEMALE I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO NAME AGAIN " is looking at this from a movie industry perspective of finance ! " !?!!!! 
 Twitter account suspended because I posted “eat the glass” in response to a do hard things en... 
 @jack 
@Snowden 

yeah " someone " keeps suspending my twitter account even with two factor authentication

jack patrick dorsey you need to tell elon musk to stop trying to " fake super artificial intelligence by connecting humans against their will "