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 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 yep, gotta walk it off. 
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 @11036f3d That is why women are the birth givers- we can handle more physical suffering than men 😂😂😂 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 Im the only one bringing ho... 
 @7502a322 Oh you're one of the ultra workers who don't take a day off! Then you're in a minority I think. With PTO so prevalent, most dudes don't call in. My husband didn't get PTO (sick or vaycay) at his job, so I can think of like 3 times when he's called in sick in the last 11 years. He was a trooper and even worked with Coof (didn't encounter other coworkers bc like 3 guys total worked at the shop). 
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"No, I don't want to come... 
 @7502a322 Most dudes I know, my husband included, is more like "ohhhh I'm dyyyyyingggg. I have a feeeeverrrr (99.9°) I'm so hottttt.. I'm stuffyyyyyy... I hurt. I have a headache..." while literal moaning and groaning with every 2 seconds. 

Bitch, I'm not allowed to get sick and if I do, I still have shit to do. Gotta cook, gotta wash dishes, still have to oversee homeschool. I don't get to lie in bed all day. Headache? Tylenol. Stuffy nose? Sudafed and shower. No sick days for Mom. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 I'm surprised there's not a... 
 @7502a322 It's to balance out how men across as if they're dying when they get a seasonal cold. 
 @7502a322 It's to balance out how men act as if they're dying when they get a seasonal cold.

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 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 suicide and incarceration s... 
 @202b1ed5 You're just upping the ante! Cheater. 
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 @2bbeacdc 😂😂 They'd be yelling put that thing away!  @f43a2aa2 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 what da? 
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 @669563d8 better than my b-hole. @2bbeacdc 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 just hang them tootsie out ... 
 @2bbeacdc I hope so. Cause my other goods ain't that great. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 move your ass!! 
 @2bbeacdc No! Maybe if I flash some toes they'll back off. 
 No! You can't have my parking spit! I'm not ready to leave. Just 5 more min! I don't wanna go home just yet 
 @f43a2aa2 I knew it! BOOMER!!  Ngl my boomer parents had friends in their mid -late 20s dress like this. 
 @f43a2aa2 I'd totally go for the neon green/purple color scheme weird design skirt with suspenders. One purple one neon green. And feathered bangs that actually look good.  My mom tried to give me some in '92 and I looked like a freak. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 I remember those people fro... 
 @f43a2aa2 I knew it! BOOMER!!  Ngl my boomer parents had friends in their mid -late 20s dress like this. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 sounds like a good man 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 ass kissing, mostly... 
 @7502a322 This is why we import cheap shit. No such thing as meritocracy anymore. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 I've worked with some men l... 
 @7502a322 Oh my dad was def no dummy, he made it high up in the company he was at before he passed. He busted his ass off and climbed out of his hands on industrial construction job to being in more of a white collar role within the same industry. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 they're not even exceptiona... 
 @7502a322 😬 Those are definitely people I'm not missing by being out of the work force and being a hermit. Idk how people like that skate by in their jobs/life. 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 no, these men are borderlin... 
 @7502a322 Ahh, the stereotype "I'm very bad ass". No excuse for that dumbassery 
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My mom died last year! 
 @440af60e LIAR! You're not gonna get me a third time with this ruse. 
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Source? 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 the guy in the bottom right... 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 Yup. Your fault. 
 @409e223d Nooooo!! 😭😭😭 
 nostr:npub16er24ev7z0syswtw3099s8vtkxgdyh9vx3y3hd7cppxvdteselfsvxrmn3 Millennials brought this lo... 
 @409e223d I guess I'm lucky bc I never see my folk wearing anything like that. Well, the Mullet has come back hard. 
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I don't believe you 
 @440af60e he doesn't even look like Curry 
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Is that curry in the first ... 
 @440af60e No. We already established that in our super secret text messages. 
 @440af60e No. We already established that in our super secret, totally not gay text messages. 
 I work with grown-ass'ed men who can't spell "valve", "hydraulic" or "crescent".

Men who say thi... 
 @7502a322 Are these older men who dropped out of school young bc they had to bust their asses to help family/survive? Or are these participation trophies kids they refused to hold back?  My dad had a really hard time dealing with the embarrassment of reading issues and not having a diploma, so would act like a tough guy about it all to hand wave it away. 
 We had borscht for dinner, this evening, with the beets from the garden. I put a sticky note in t... 
 @e5fdd91a Borscht is the best cool weather stew! I can't wait to make a pot. 
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Bring the popcorn!

- Gen... 
 @87e0b6e2 You guys suck too, for different reasons 😘 
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 @d0e09e5d I've done the gloves, they suck bc the fingertips go past my fingers and get in the way, also.. once.you do too many or too hot of peppers the capsaicin leeches and still goes through