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 We have a bird scarer in the field next to us, it's basically a modified shotgun loaded with blank cartridges that fires on a timer twice every hour.

Scares the shit out of me every time it goes off 🤣  
 who mines lighting? 
 Benjamin Franklin 
 He runs a static node, so no. 🤣 

I run 3 nodes. 

One works and is nearly perfect, the other two are work in progress / experimental. 
 11:11 
 11:13 
 11:14

Don’t swear and don’t break the clock 😂 
 11:16 
 We need a better algorithm 😂 
 I resign at 11:18 
 Off somewhere nice again? 
 Always nice to go home tho 😁 
 GM

This is the remains of our old conservatory.

Long live our new orangerie. https://i.nostr.build/mhl23loj50DO8lWo.jpg  
 I don't think it's possible for things to get better at the moment!

As James Stewart would have said:

"It's a Wonderful Life" 
 Funny you should mention that, yes, yes it has.

I do wine deliveries to my Vintner neighbour on the Isle of Wight, I'm a lot cheaper than the ferry 😂 

https://i.nostr.build/mrBYvWQIRJPilsiq.jpg 
 I don't get to drink any of it, if it makes you feel better 😂  
 So sue me 😂 😂 😂  
 Would it cheer you up if I shared the time I bankrupt a law firm that was hired by a former business colleague, after he tried to sell a data centre we jointly owned without my permission. 

I flooded them with responses and forced them to spend all their time on the one case which my former colleague couldn't afford to pay.

I also wrote about it publicly on my website. The articles are still there, but I've made them private out of respect for the solicitors.

 
 Well done, me too 🫡  
 GN

The remains of our conservatory https://i.nostr.build/1LajShOVWvYaCYCT.jpg  
 We got a new orangerie 😁 
 Officially threw out every piece of plastic cookware from my kitchen 

My balls probably already ... 
 😂  
 This is amazing and funny and shocking all at the same time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkAh0CCrV9I
 
 GM #Nostr ☕😊🤙

It's time for a second coffee, notes and zaps. ⚡

What a difference a go... 
 3 coffees 😱  
 Zapping at 36,000 Ft 😂 
 Great Sunday Morning 
 Hey Dan, good day to you fine sir 🫡

Have fun at Disney. 
 GM

My normie friends all want to know about Bitcoin and my Bitcoin friends are all worried about the security of their keys.

It's happening.
 
 Seriously?

Tell him to look behind the sofa 😂  
 I'm sorry for his loss 😔  
 True 😂  
 🥳 🎉

Have fun 🫂

Buy some Mickey ears 😂 
 GM 🫂  
 Nice 
 Italian Bitcoiners, the word is spreading 😂 

I need to stock up on pasta, before the price goes too high. 
 Then it's your own fault they're closed 😂  
 GN

The wife calls 😁 
 Got a library card today.  
 Did you get my book 😂 
 If you don’t want to buy it, I can tell you how it ends 😂 
 The flippening is happening 😳 
 War 119 starts on Monday - going to be a big one, in fact they will have to launch Charlie server... 
 It's like a foreign language, only using English words 😂  
 I haven’t been this bullish and excited about the future in a long time. 
 Has it been 4 years by any chance? 😂 
 People just want simple and easy to use technology that fades into the background. 
 Literally right now, with my normie friends 😂 https://i.nostr.build/gcMsL1hTAjDAUvFs.jpg  
 I’m waiting for the reply, will keep you posted 😂 
 Did you mean baited 😂 
 In that case, let's stick with Bated breath:

https://i.nostr.build/loHT4a5zFD3K8Yxj.jpg
 
 Wow, so many replies right away!!! Thank you all. 
I just set up my WalletOfSatoshi and received ... 
 Wow thanks! I had been meaning to start a Youtube channel for years, but I just couldn't work up ... 
 a girl just walked past me in the street

and said

"bitcoin is the future"

🫠 
 Shouldn’t we change the phrase to Satoshi digger 😂 
 The flippening is happening 😂 
 Get back to Pirates of the Caribbean Dan 😂 
 You should have Lightning Lane‘d and Genie+’d the shit out of that at least a year ago 😂 
 Love it 💜 
 I need an app that shows me where every outdoor pull-up bar in the world is.

The enjoyment of ex... 
 For the design UI of the app, I suggest a pull-down bar 😂  
 I'm literally doing it now! 
 Asking how many users exist should be like asking how many websites exist? 

You’ll never know.... 
 😂 
 Happy Saturday fellow weirdos!

What is a simple suggestion that we can give, that will grow nost... 
 Yep, relays are more complex than quantum physics 😂 
 Another noob asking for help to get started. Anyone available to answer some questions now and th... 
 Always 🫂 
 Have they run out of oil and cobalt and sovereign wealth? 
 When men boxers fight, there’s hot chicks with big boobies standing around them, but when femal... 
 I’m available 😂😂😂

My pee pee is on standby 🤣🤣🤣 
 🥹 
 I am cheap 😥 
 Like a ripple in a lake 💧 nostr:note1xdtexlvnt7tsjs3m6aat8hy3xchyexgfcjxzsffly3zvw7c4hezs4h67z6