We have a bird scarer in the field next to us, it's basically a modified shotgun loaded with blank cartridges that fires on a timer twice every hour.
Scares the shit out of me every time it goes off 🤣
Funny you should mention that, yes, yes it has.
I do wine deliveries to my Vintner neighbour on the Isle of Wight, I'm a lot cheaper than the ferry 😂
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Would it cheer you up if I shared the time I bankrupt a law firm that was hired by a former business colleague, after he tried to sell a data centre we jointly owned without my permission.
I flooded them with responses and forced them to spend all their time on the one case which my former colleague couldn't afford to pay.
I also wrote about it publicly on my website. The articles are still there, but I've made them private out of respect for the solicitors.
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