Midwittery is terminal. 

 Jewtube killed this video in record time. 

 Enjoy being ticketed by zogbots every twenty days or so, then. 

 Your mechanic has the retardism. Connect a multimeter to the leads for each lamp, one at a time, and activate the lights to determine if one is fucky. Check for voltage and current. Filament-based lights also blow out if they're frequently exposed to drastic temperature changes, like being turned on and off, heating and cooling. This stress will eventually break the filament, which is why incandescent bulbs blow out as they're being turned on, but almost never if they're constantly on. 

 You've never been to a grocery store during coof panic season, I see. 

 The company threated to fire a regional manager, because he answered a call from the upper offices of the company, while he was touring a facility.
You can tell such edicts are laid out by retards without the ability to imagine scenarios that aren't able to fit into a seven word sentence.
They hire retards to fuck shit up, and other retards to punish the entire workforce for it, and then fire both. Goto 10.