The company threated to fire a regional manager, because he answered a call from the upper offices of the company, while he was touring a facility.
You can tell such edicts are laid out by retards without the ability to imagine scenarios that aren't able to fit into a seven word sentence.
They hire retards to fuck shit up, and other retards to punish the entire workforce for it, and then fire both. Goto 10. 

 That's crazy
I'd be looking for a new job