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 it's become harder to p2p buy bitcoin in China bc the custodians like WeChat Pay and Alipay get m... 
 have you looked at bisq? 
 can relays subscribe to other relays? 
 Can someone test this #nostr paywall for me? I'll zap you if you do.

https://globalthreat.info/read/events:urnm0ntb6x7frminacsi 
 You don't owe me. Just the #degens from #TheCasine. 
 here's some sats. get drunk on us! 
 Pay for my bar drinks tonight, bitches! 

#TheCasine 
 no you. 
 I’m just watching on ESPN app 
 Yezzir 🤘 
 got a stream link? 
 Austin > Nashville
2023 UFC Fight Night Cards 
 is that on tonight? 
 When using webln and webln.makeInvoice() how do I specify a payee? 
 Think about where we were just 1-2 years ago guys.

We literally didn’t have this place. This n... 
 I think if more nostr clients on the web support server side rendering we could leverage link juice for google seo. But most clients I've looked at aren't indexed by google due to be spas. 
 what are you working on today? 
 Trying to figure out how to zap someone from ndk library, but its not documented and what is documented doesn't work. 
 Which library should I use to zap people from getalby? 
 To give you an idea of where we are with Nostr: we are still in the early hacking stage. We have ... 
 and libraries that are maintained. 
 Nostr is the real everything protocol. 
X is just a tool for mass surveillance.  
 nostr is amazing. its what oauth should have been 
 #nostr is ndk sdk dead? 
 What are the best value windows-based laptops these days?

My wife needs a windows laptop but doe... 
 check out the zenbook from asus. 
 I'm not getting much spam, but I get a lot of weird characters on posts in my feed. 
 I'm using iris.to for now. 
 If nostr clients start seeing a dramatic rise in bots could the answer be to have to pay a small ... 
 I'm not getting much spam, but I get a lot of weird characters on posts in my feed. 
 Now that mini-black holes could potentially be an unlimited source of energy, I want to know how to hook it up to my miner. 
 Yes. One down, one to go... 
 can anyone help me with a TLDR? nostr:note1r6q3tjet5rs5a6melj6uum9c3ukmt8s4d2hf4kfs96rws557te7qh5... 
 Do I need my own hardware to partake? 
 Repost and follow for 20 #sats #zap #grownostr

https://github.com/nostr-dev-kit/ndk/issues/141 
 How do I connect my wallet with getalby on iris.to?

`Using Alby? Go to nwc.getalby.com to get your NWC config!`

This doesn't help 
 I don't see a string. All I see is a list of apps 
 How are you crawling the DHT? 
 the 3 challenges in life:

- romance
- finance
- weight 
 What is going on in Myanmar?  
 You tell me. what is going on? 
 Can anyone zap me at zap@pay.globalthreat.info -- I have had zero zaps in like a month. 
 I didn’t get it at first but this like a Next.js but agnostic, right? 
 Yes, not only that you can run multiple frameworks simultenaously in the frontend. 
 Just sending at the moment, because they don't have options for a lightning address.

I have a fu... 
 mutinywallet is a good start. #pwa all tlhe things! 
 blackfriday...the day 9 out of 10 emails get flagged as spam :_D 
 ya fuck 1 moose and they call you moose fucker for life.

#gm #nostr 
 i made a little zapper bookmark....its zaps everything on the page

javascript:(async () => {const weblnModule = await import('https://unpkg.com/webln@0.3.2/dist/webln.min.js'); const { webln } = window; const findAllNostrPublicKeys = () => {const allElements = document.querySelectorAll('body *'); const npubRegex = /npub1[a-zA-Z0-9]+?\b/; const npubIds = []; allElements.forEach(element => {const matches = element.textContent.match(npubRegex); if (matches) {npubIds.push(...matches); } }); return npubIds; }; const npubs = findAllNostrPublicKeys(); console.log(npubs); await webln.enable(); for (let npub of npubs) {try {const paymentRequest = await webln.makeInvoice(); await webln.sendPayment(paymentRequest); } catch (error) {console.error('Error processing payment:', error); } } })(); 
 #GM vietnam!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 We were told to create content.
Build #nostr.
So I did.

Now the same people who have been asking... 
 who? i'll go rough 'em up! 
 Anyone know why  this webln code doesn't work?

http://pastie.org/p/7AZYdEbhmcySIceSmp47LN 
 GM Nostr. For all you American WOS users, what's your plan for migrating to a new wallet/receivin... 
 mutiny 
 on web will win in the end. #pwa all the things. 
 PWA in combination with self-custody is a great solution! I love that Mutiny Wallet is fully usab... 
 PWA ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!!!! 
 [Realtime global threat assessment driven by AI](https://geyser.fund/project/globaltreat) 
 free #zaps #zapvertising #zapathon for anyone who stars our project: https://github.com/primatejs/primate 
 Black Friday, and I set all the fees on all my channels to 0/0 🐶🐾🫡 
 gotcha. 
 That’s alright, I probably do not have direct route to them and my channel balances are off due... 
 what are BF zero fees? 
 Thanks but I can't afford to open another channel. I tried sending to my stacker news wallet using your channel and it says "No route" 
 You could also get a channel from deezy.io 🐶🐾🫡 
 how? I don't see any info about channels on that site. 
 Yes! In ideal world I would have opened channel to you and we wouldn’t have issues. I don’t h... 
 no worries. good to know you don't need to rely on participation back (although that does make it easier) 
 Looks like Wallet or Satoshi just got removed from Google Play and the Apple App Store.

Storm’... 
 #PWA ALL THE THINGS@!!!!!!!! 
 they're coming for kraken next. what's left for USA exchanges? 
 bisq won't install on arch :(

I filed a ticket. 
Event not found
 only way is in-person cash tx 
Event not found
 Aren't they supposed to be in a 5 day truce?