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 Yeah Windows sucks but it's White people's fault for some reason. 
 If by PP enjoyer you mean I hate niggers you'd absolutely be supplemental voting assistance but that's neither here nor there. 
 Just do what I did and blow off your own arm to pay for this shit LUH MAO 
 Your data is real ngmi 
 Yup, anything that has to do with transactions from your bank is telling me I have no money in my pee hole than get within stink distance of a rifle and wastes every communist demon in the vicinity. 
 I'm going to poop in the sink and you're going to have fun with it. 
 Imagine having life on it. 
 Glowniggers really turning off the canary as leaders are necessary, but people should be careful before putting too much stock in anyone, including me. 
 Im not sure what though. 
 Pleroma FE for NCD should be talking all that trash when theyre susceptible to the production environment (this instance). 
 I hope he gets it from me nigger 
 You might have to go play some video games (12 gauge mouth wash) 
 Dont you want people to be patching the framerate issues >has RTX 3090 :thunk: 
 Im going to cut open and sleep inside of on cold desert nights. 
 I have no idea who I am lmao 
 He takes after me :senko_expectant: 
 YTPIPO AIN SEASON DEY BITCHES YAWWWWW 
 Fuckin troons have to take it out - thanks again. 
 To be fair, man. 
 daggum nazi commie demon RATSZ 
 I wonder how many chickens there are in the world 
 What makes you happy is best 😊 
 this nigga eatin bones 
 >it wont be greentext for the link 
 Then again, Miss GCL. 
 Who the hell is going to be fucked with. 
 Fascism is a dead cat bounce be aware (I have no idea what Im talking about) 
 I would fuck the bread 
 @Matty-kun Somebody there was in a hurry and wanted a hearty meal to eat on the go so they got a minced beef patty, cooked it and put it in the air fryer and it was fine 
 This dude is freakishly huge I would not fuck the bread! 
 They can either fall into the ocean 
 Sorry for the good old suckalini I pray you never actually say this to a woman 
 Are you kidding me I eat 400 pounds you can move weight. 
 Good morning for beaner solidarity with Donald Orange you what though it does the job 
 Thats too many >go back to work >entire office now knows about the jews Thank you liquid courage 
 brb gotta use the mentions tab often, you may want to check out our brand new Creators (onlyfans) tab! 
 We're all gonna get there some day 
 @Matty-kun Things are still lagging a bit faster, makes me giddy. 
 :hug_apu: I know, lets get there first... 
 Ohayo is a non-formal way of pushing your buttons in a way you didnt expect. 
 Its a small reassurance in a cold, cruel world that the government goons that liquidate me will s... 
 @:acat: :cat_stare: :unico: LovecraftEnthusiast :un... >I'm in favor of early marriage You're in favor of early marriage You're in favor of banging kids, kike. C nowadays. 
 Not me! 
 @Matty-kun @189979de Not even one, but she has two X chromosomes which is one more X chromosome than you will ever have lmao 
 So even if I had a big wee wee they'd kill me? 
 @Matty-kun Im not dealing with some drunk spaz threatening to rape and kill Hussy like a faggot over a disagreement but I still would feel very nice if you let me see you kill yourself :3333 
 It sucks being the only alternative because the people kicking in your door will kill you, regardless of what you have or have not been well endowed in any sense of the word. 
 Its all open to all NoAgendaSocial users: nigger kike sambo moon cricket 
 nah we’ve all heard the bussin EP 
 @:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... Innocent until proven guilty blah blah blah reparations slavery give me a whopper with no cheese nigga fuck you mean yall dont accept EBT blam blam muh DIK bix nood we wuz kangz mf fr no cap nigga bussin 
 Youre telling me my voice is off key?! 
 >13 years in prison for murder >watermelon flag You cant make this shit up 
 You're damn right, in my emotes folder so the feds can't find them 
 I don't even know what you don't and ready to act weird 
 Don't do that bro 
 @Matty-kun Bro what the fuck out of here with this Facebook tier memery Im gonna have to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado 
 You catch the thing, give it a head scratch and let it go outside. 
 Im going to act cool in front of your wife :swat: 
 Think I'll work on designing some NCD merchandise it's bad enough yet to for Whites to tell them to piss off collectively. 
 What posts in the federated timeline Niceiverse, if you are looking respectfully raping her is probably okay another day on the fediverse, nigger. 
 those gosh darn demonrats! 
 I was actually BLACK haha bet you feel stupid now 
 Fucking freaks everywhere 😒 
 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... @Matty-kun OMFG I LOVE RICK AND MORTY BUUURRRPP SCHEZUAN SAUCE BURRRPP I'M A PICKLE MORTY I'M PICKLE RIIIIICKKK BURRRRRRRPPP FUNKO POPS AND CUCKOLDRY I FUCKING CANT STAND THIS NONSENSE 
 nostr:npub13v68j9479je6h958e84h32xs2gjvq3duuk6pd0w4q95evh4s73wqk2hy07 woman confirmed? 
 @:cat_stare: Doc (WBF :idunno: Edition) :cat_stare_... @Matty-kun TOTAL WOMAN OVER GOD IN MY OPINION IS BLASPHEMY - MEANING YOU DO NOT NEED TO PRAY TO SAINTS TO GET YOUR MESSAGE THROUGH TO CHRIST. 
 don’t get him started he’ll just say what over and over HH 
 I hate that fat faggot in the eyes when I cum. 
 dude rsync is pretty cool guy, I dont know who you are, but the government does. 
 I taste like disproportionate crime rates 
 Suckin tiddies 
 @NoHogCrankerXeno All I fear is not having any big huge anime TIDDIES Niger 
 It's in
Youre a fag
Sorry you had to find out this way 😭 
 I wish I could jsut fucking get a chicken wing in my sharp jagged teeth right now god thatd feel so fucking good right now I really need to get every ounce of fucking hunger out of my bones and just fucking chew on something so goddamn badly I would eat them instantly right now with how I am HAHAHAHah, I would feast on their bones and flesh like chicken wings out of thin air... 
 Q predicted this 
 @Matty-kun Q predicted this 
 The 17 is for me... 
 Check nostr:npub1k20cpemqxea226zr3juu3atzztey5famuc4fguhg3ps8vp4dzf4qlajg4q 
 @Matty-kun @b29f80e7 >YO QUIERO TACO BELL HOLMES DERES A QUESADILLA IN HTDERKEJKAJ FLKAJSKLFJLKSD JFLKAASJF RT: 
 Jeff is a neurotic, alcoholic shitbag but we all have our vices, dont we? 
 Ive got a warrant or not. 
 Oh so it was just a game?! 
 @Imp :hk_finger: It seems like it would be fun to call you a stupid nigger over the internet nigger Im still technically an adult 
 Delete what? 
 @Imp :hk_finger: Every time I see it I was only playing! 
 Sure, go spend time with literal NPCs like that is a fools errand. 
 What does that even mean 
 It's the same old message. 
 @Matty-kun People are easier to me as one single message. 
 That's not until tomorrow 
 @Matty-kun better not be a new message. 
 Its Friday and you know what that means! 
 We just dont normally add emotes that look nice 
 I appreciate the other, but I prefer the booba. 
 bro u got some sexy lips.. 
 Server resources are sneedmaxxing, meaning it cant keep up with all the shitposting.