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 It sucks being the only alternative because the people kicking in your door will kill you, regardless of what you have or have not been well endowed in any sense of the word. 
 So even if I had a big wee wee they'd kill me? 
 Its a small reassurance in a cold, cruel world that the government goons that liquidate me will still preform the task in equal measure regardless of my penis size