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 Why can't or shouldn't Notion be built on nostr? 
 It'd be horrible lolol  
 Munici-pals ❤️
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#memes #funny 
 Munici* 
 Anyone do much traveling in Turkey? 
 Kids are treated extremely well there.
Food is amazing.
Fish is fresh.
Olives are tasty.
Summer is hot.
Prices are low.
Mosquitoes are annoying and window screens are non-existent.
Boat trips are recommended.
The water is turquoise.
The palaces are beautiful, especially the harems.
 https://i.nostr.build/DzV8.jpg 
 A 1.1% fee?
Visa and MasterCard charge 3+% and don't deliver the funds for 2+ weeks. 
 Man they weren't messing around
https://i.nostr.build/8Y7v.jpg
#memes #funny 
 Talk about volatility
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 Ok can you guys stop editing 
 😂😂 
 What a weekend
https://i.nostr.build/A6wE.jpg
#memes #funny 
 We can't turn off the pump
https://i.nostr.build/YJM2.jpg
#memes #funny 
 Sunday chores
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 Successful orange pilling of a pre-coiner (PC) when I tell them I work on Bitcoin:

PC: What is Bitcoin? Why is it valuable? Don't you have to mine it?

First, what do you already know about Bitcoin?
(Note: this is essential so you don't just start ranting at them)

PC: (Uses a lot of energy to mine, not backed, can't touch it)

Gold is valuable, but what property makes gold valuable? Out of all the things in the world, why gold?

PC: It's rare!

Exactly. The scarcity means that to find the next unit you have to spend a lot of energy and time. People can spend their entire lives digging and mining.

PC: But doesn't it waste a ton of energy to mine Bitcoin?

Bitcoin is also scarce so finding more Bitcoin requires a ton of energy. So you have to ask yourself if it's better to use electricity to find Bitcoin or to destroy mountains by mining for gold.

(Note: this landed so hard that the rest of it was easy. We talked for another hour or so.)
 
 Someone has to do it and that person is meme
https://i.nostr.build/vMek.jpg
#memes #funny 
 There is no better high than a successfully delivered orange pill 
 One day 🫠 
 Can some one help me test this? I'll zap back 😃 

lnbc100n1pj7xuqzpp523yhhnggxp605d3gl4twrwv3l... 
 Wasn't from me! 
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 Sure did! That was a Ghost invoice you paid! That node doesn't even exist, but I intercepted the payment :)
ghst.to 
 I like the leverage from MSTR :) 
 Coinbase is the most important acquisition target of 2024. 
 You mean for the feds... Eminent domain 7 of the 9 ETFs in one fell swoop.
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 If a known terrorist opened a channel to your node, what would you do?
#lightning 
 #asknostr
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#memes #funny 
 What about the importance of restraint?

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 Huge one!
Gonna make me cry again just thinking about it 🤣 
 Avatar: The Last Airbender is the hardest hitting storyline I've ever encountered. 

That show taught me the meaning of selflessness, honor, shame, and, most importantly, forgiveness. 
 The acting is not going to win any awards since I believe they selected for physical resemblance over experienced actors. That said, they did a good job converting a cartoon to live action that stays true to the message of the original. 
 Sokka: "My first girlfriend turned into the moon."

Zuko: "That's rough, buddy."
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 Words hurt the most coming from your heroes. 
 Unfortunately no 
 It just needs a calculator!
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 I've met so many of you over the years, it's just been a blast every fucking time. Some of you ar... 
 🫂
I'm truly honored to have met you as one of my favorite authors and continuous source of inspiration and thought leadership. 
 Can anyone send me some zaps, to test out a function? Thanks! 
 :(
I need an adult

My online shenanigan shit posting has been stolen

*Blubbering uncontrollably... 
 😂😂 
 I got a Calendly link for when those people I haven’t talked to in years wanna ask me about Bit... 
 Link please 
 This function is broken on the NOSTR 
https://i.nostr.build/LXZ8.jpg
#memes #funny 
 🎺 ❤️
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#memes #funny 
 Dunno it's just a meme I stole Lolol 
 This is the OP_CAT I can get behind
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#memes #funny 
 Switched my lightning address to count@minibits.cash

Sent me a test zap 🙏

 
 Woop woop 
 I'm so proud of the team at @Amboss for their tireless work to help lightning companies navigate regulatory purgatory.

After countless interviews, we found that regulation was one of the biggest pain points for lightning companies and startups, but rarely discussed publicly.

Business pain points are very different than the predominant anti-gov bitcoiner views, but are no less important to contribute to a robust and thriving Bitcoin ecosystem, both regulated and unregulated approaches are essential.

Here's our re-recorded announcement that we delivered to builders at @btcplusplus in Argentina:

https://youtu.be/vflMYMXfnIY?feature=shared

Sign ups for the Reflex beta are now live at rpo.dev

https://rpo.dev

Feel free to reach out with any questions. 
 This isn't an enforcement tool. It's for businesses to use to manage their own network usage. 
 ❤️ 🫂 
 
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 Be curious, not judgemental. 
 This doesn't make sense as a heuristic to identify a surveillance company. This is the type of allocation that would optimize for payment routing count, but not payment volume. 
Also, routing a payment is a really poor indicator of payment origin or destination if that's what you were after for an enforcement action.