繼 nasty goreng 之後又有 terrible yaki 

 明明三間舖頭都英文字但硬係覺得條街係大陸
https://image.nostr.build/0ad5b965c851f0ce3bf8e3ba7567803252ef29beeed660dee685d5e69e28fe2f.png 

 呢度冇乜嘢多，就係草多（OK 仲有奶油多… 不過喺屋企） https://image.nostr.build/30a8dadd3c22b4024bd54db40b17828898882ba85dd28c5ecec297494e9a35fb.jpg 

 若無其事吹住口哨走開～ 😗 https://video.nostr.build/24e26ab7d212a9f08708e1bc9639c6109fb2ec3dc741005cda30c689b53a8f89.mp4 

 基本上全新車嚟 🤗 二進制嚟講 https://image.nostr.build/23fcd56d2c4b05a6a4fd055e6c3334fbaafc3d26ed593b88e0c8ea4661d88090.jpg 

 執咗！ https://image.nostr.build/c49f578bba44d37cde6f06e9b14a2d391612e1ed3500825e7ad2f5811bd40c92.jpg #執lock專員 

 濃湯寶打救蒼生 

 BBC 執笠賣盤… 賣呢個地盤啫，較早前已搬咗 #執C專員 https://image.nostr.build/5107a6c011f8e38febf409cdf332f05fab233321d8ac415fb110fde74a7c33e7.jpg 

 Answer me these questions three,
’ere the other side he see. https://image.nostr.build/a1ad94541b9978663eb57f4630e66816bedd80e2f63b623a8b71025a74ed20f3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f18bed143d4d65f375f704991375ac41aa7a6b8ff0c7cdb5e1a5f324b6857039.jpg 

 歷史悠久 🚬
https://image.nostr.build/da099e16bc199600e54bfb1183f26e44105778672f280776b9a23a4d41579067.png 

 係斜陽唔係照明效果 https://image.nostr.build/ad3d63deb8fb8d2c1e7a797b078b82845dc2e7f9d5d6eca82cf526f3bbeedb3c.jpg 

 開多啲香港嘢 is OK 但可唔可以安過個名真係可以代表香港？（建議：Harndeelamami） https://image.nostr.build/734f500c06c98b76095cf026247802e78dbbddeac663737406e798b941a849b2.jpg 

 ♫ 在森冧禍原夜 etc. https://image.nostr.build/94ac2b1e025aa70a0e029aa382580f292f7ebe8a3a9816766c3a57d8e6fa8f1f.jpg 

 有時見到呢啲冇頭冇尾 prompt 嘅第一反應係「係咪簡單得滯、可唔可以講多少少、係咪真嗰個 SoftwareUpdateNotificationManager(8)、如果係真嗰個點解會問我攞權限…」，但跟住又會諗深一層：假如真係解釋晒來龍去脈，就會有另一批 user 話「咁大堆字～ 畀佢嚇親」然後 cancel 咗，跟住 MacOS 出問題 🚬
https://image.nostr.build/bd8fc19fec6f7047e75de3596719690565a568817cd16842256c38e8861c2255.png 

 專試埋啲 sus 嘅新品… 希望唔係 nasty goreng https://image.nostr.build/252feebf4ff74b56ff9fee8d82c31ced446d5a928a220ef01e61a6c3cb776aa7.jpg 

 Americans FA’ed in the election, will FO in the next 4 years. 

 Not as discreet as speakeasies used to be 🚬 https://image.nostr.build/7d8a863a85d734a438f721e362be51b9d992298a74b99e0b4213ac073bb8c5bb.jpg 

 Go home pumpkin; you’re drunk. https://image.nostr.build/dba0b1a4674d44624b53edf27dfcb07922de923b6d5c16ead8a61c69162646ca.jpg 

 舉起腳板，就係召集門徒嘅訊號 https://image.nostr.build/6232a73f712fd0ffd92a74f1006767507f5cb9799d4e1f0f25d7a6d53df2111f.jpg 

 花式優惠 https://image.nostr.build/c81072ce865dae0c2e8e5a5115502c4b479bdd79bb4a1950317278cb0f12bb78.jpg 

 Kinda like Count Binface’s nemesis (📍 The Lighthouse Building, 297 Pentonville Road) https://image.nostr.build/8e023ee9fc97fef7bdb1e9cddf9ac75618a7f79022e99c1e56f9e87c7b2e9aa4.jpg 

 Wilma Yau 邱慧瑪 

 “Do you expect me to talk?” https://image.nostr.build/3a9dcaf3ec0e27ba681f81a8a4a1157b79b3143e0033a232792fa6eedfb73731.jpg 

 A violinist, violist and cellist walk in to a bar, arguing about the clef 

 與其 Speed dating，何不 Speedo dating 

 https://image.nostr.build/fd11004ccffe0268e26a4ca8706f7615c7ab20bbb19a5905b578b4cac6344b32.jpg 本人心之狀態 

 21 世紀都過咗就嚟四分一喇～ 仲 telnet～（係都 nc 啦） https://image.nostr.build/e35a05c1be3e1bcf42f6e0b1af7037f38c1e96c59817f6b589ccf5b3dff7f888.jpg 

 Body moss index (BMI) is a measure of the amount of moss that has grown out of your car body https://image.nostr.build/eb804d5601512b92d86245e75a0464b61cf888ba1b1a30aaa88d9729e78ad862.jpg https://image.nostr.build/64b53976b5e814413238914b28792f31d6c36cd17f9471efada625cde515f1e5.jpg 

 Autumn is still going strong https://image.nostr.build/18b4d3f750d85ff9458efa3eae193fcd8c24e85807aa6a08a0f9651adcb062b4.jpg 

 Parting shot (Roka, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671e44f1dad01c5ded11e876?s=9lSVajZgbvvys8EwZxCo3_Sh-iU https://image.nostr.build/0671b52654b4efd6d9b0ecfe2ad61da27e6d6b14565845d4d2d0e8857f723a90.jpg 

 畀敵對幫派挑機挑到㷫咗… 不過都係口頭上「咩呀！」「咩呀！」「你邊度㗎！」「跟邊個大佬呀！」之類。 https://video.nostr.build/f8a1ddfde4fd17c09b2b89debbfde68f3793f5c3be590a2eb8fa1b357e54120e.mp4 

 Burger King 走 burger https://image.nostr.build/704ef8304b37ee618b07f80c74bddfac00fc90515796a74af8df89e1716ce168.jpg 

 Matchas gracias 但係點解要畀兩隻羹嚟映襯獨來獨往的本人 🥲 (Tsujiri, Camden Town) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cff4f18ed8027a5704df0?s=fNVdTwysYX9HW0W0G6JzMcul1Ew https://image.nostr.build/e17679666b96f47c737c2eb66d3860c9e213e06226bf6ee58f4b98b656784634.jpg 

 🚇 Edgware Road, Platform 3
(Boarded a Circle Line train heading for Victoria)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Edgware Road”
👨: ??? Okay…?
(5 seconds pass)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… King’s Cross St. Pancras”
(Everybody disembarked apart from one guy who is fast asleep)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Victoria”
(Everybody boards again)
(Doors close; train starts moving)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Hammersmith”
(Collective gasp throughout the train)
(Train in fact ends up at Paddington which is okay after all)
(Winner: guy who slept through all this) 

 退佢老模！(The Design Museum, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cde999eec260064e10466?s=lrwXlIKs_WqJOlMhXP5Zme2c6T0 https://image.nostr.build/5db88b6e32f8b546bad65d10407456703ca541a304743826ca5013bf59d26b6d.jpg 

 睇咗當食咗 😋 (Japan House, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cdd66975e0525c207fa2c?s=VzaaTrc_J4N9o7OO5qdb9Qk0hA8 https://image.nostr.build/b6e54cddaeea5d60cffa3a70c0c615cf13a875028d5d5617fae0b6bbeb4ce992.jpg 

 由亂及治 https://image.nostr.build/8a5c34353cde820e44e5f6e641b77224ed541cf3a7734ca0b4890c2a7f954e6f.jpg 

 #有shakshuka一定叫shakshuka系列 (Sandwich Street Kitchen, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671ca9635ceb144ecfbde609?s=mlox7j1WBUqeTPA7CfwdhkH5UVU https://image.nostr.build/529721b1568f1a7d4ab9f5f4534ab276ab837c0128edddd090a28ac13a178c3a.jpg 

 Pub 駐場貓比一般家貓更通曉置中望右文青 look 之道 https://image.nostr.build/9daa0fc1f549103b89d16cc10b9afd88d92b45791697eb251eabaac5c1cbb111.jpg 

 Oh no! Somebody leaked Andy’s MPC notes! (Bank of England Museum, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671baa91e396fd1b38fbae8d?s=qnJYSkjeT1XCjJIqi7nThoQ5fKs https://image.nostr.build/047f36559188e5f62233930a4931cc86002ffbc9f9a78383399852f8d1933384.jpg 

 好似捉棋有標準開局一樣… 一落地嚟個 laksa + teh tarik 先 (Med Salleh Kopitiam, Bayswater) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671b81a6638b063f61ebf0c3?s=uNRFN_qehyi1iLY6Q1JuUQwFpfc https://image.nostr.build/e6ac6b9c15792d98807d0c13e8b66eedf696632c03784afe690ffd397987730e.jpg 

 Opportunistic mode 係攞嚟搞笑的嗎
https://image.nostr.build/581779140c75d3e094b239da1d2ae0550cbdb768f61a991f2ad805ad53090b5e.png 

 黐撚線… EPS：5.5MB，變 SVG（而無損）：10KB 

 Mommy cycle & baby cycle https://image.nostr.build/a03bf4f71a32824caf38d991e5795799c9a372e0392d6129ca101b46effac383.jpg 

 This disease of rapidly flipping subtitles of 1 to 5 words at a time needs to be eradicated 

 Do the police joke about it when they respond to a club shooting at a shooting club? 

 Shimmer + twitch https://video.nostr.build/89f2d13c6a6a4f28f249372dd9e71cf2646c101f9e3edcb194e43c6446453d7a.mp4 

 Are these designed to be viewed in succession? https://image.nostr.build/bb3cd3e708bebe0986531ca22770eb727aae06a59e8b1af8582d291330f9cf18.jpg https://image.nostr.build/16a3e419be5c83da2ae722f8727e91b25ba2906af8885b012a53c69e8f2627d5.jpg 

 我嘅日研系畢業論文將會探討古代日本嘅便當盒設計師如何預視到後人將會影食物相擺上 Instagram https://image.nostr.build/d4cf3b485e4c0200fa60d02956bad8c8804bc698c25d2395baa02232643eaef3.jpg 

 唔帶佢行又西我面、帶佢去行又嫌拮腳 https://video.nostr.build/2c5105e20c1d1ec1edf4411fadf5a301e10d83c14f4867cbb5f008c91be80947.mp4 

 Found Kitty https://image.nostr.build/7d3630b4fc58a99a5d7e118d1766af9cd8a2c4217fc30fd3404e4627f261e119.jpg https://image.nostr.build/717afae03fead121ac92294cd5f04d310c85bc000118bf09d6bea4d87e6fba44.jpg 

 瞓瞓下篤個鼻落人哋胳肋底… 應該認證咗本人冇臭狐啩 https://image.nostr.build/89e2ddedd5e6674e35583377d686ea5dc2280ad5d833550a5839d9b5f99cfc60.jpg 

 不再需要超人的世界 🚬 https://image.nostr.build/06e7cf8ad995e7dd9c9dfa43d13c50eca69133200f19d95fdd4d9c11b96b88d5.jpg 

 瞓極瞓唔着，突然起返身去開返晏晝收到嘅 message 嚟睇真啲，果然本人嘅心緒不寧並非無緣無故的…
https://image.nostr.build/16b34b46bf42075350c5e7da307e5f3d3f0b486b208ef9d4866e38ed64737055.png
https://image.nostr.build/72b160698803bc8d4468c24a7e6321d2dc914a39bfa5c57758d07c4493015b9e.png
https://image.nostr.build/8b9e061afc435aa12b96dec7ae1b9f015487c7b632f91040419a0686f16f5ae2.png
https://image.nostr.build/4cb9ab21b25c82e0916f5b60cff109da30a252014d91a0b9a0b912633c8722d6.png 

 Verification ring:

Twitter → Mastodon → Bluesky → Threads →  𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙧 → 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧

https://x.com/chungf/status/1847175642908913790 

 “What do you miss, really?” https://chungf.xyz/what-do-you-miss-really/ 

 舖頭老闆一見面：「江湖救急！有冇 Panadol？」你估隨時執起個藥師熬兩熬就有幾排 Panadol 跌出嚟嘅咩～ 係跌都跌鼻敏感藥先啦 🫠 

 契鷗功力深厚 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)（定係箭嘴嚟？） https://image.nostr.build/9e07bad42b1dfd3695608a582845502de1ed176e9b4f5e4cb06002a7941df9ad.jpg 

 World Happiness Report 香港排行 86 (of 143)。最開心同最唔開心都係廢中。

Sausage: https://worldhappiness.report/ed/2024/happiness-of-the-younger-the-older-and-those-in-between/
https://image.nostr.build/804250f07b74ed69706f7f287b33bac5774843d0248b8721a9dca274164535a8.png 

 城市大學是一所 etc. https://image.nostr.build/ddac1da2325864774ae8aafd50ff1b8a60c3bf7605e8b3099db5932fdb439f32.jpg 

 But why 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/1845daebbe2fdf5d1c36ee81665f8d35e50b788179c38031c1b4d4ef78c85555.png
https://image.nostr.build/74bb08de6c4c75a826d18d79e609e53e10f8d81e432545d0b8c9b542facb9605.png 

 諗咗陣 🤔 原來係地方名… 咁係咪全年都 March Madness https://image.nostr.build/ce93eee7546a9c873873e2736ba2a17ecb24061b8f5a415af0fe8b20b3df7acf.png 

 #就咁睇個名唔覺得work但既然有人買咗就試下啦點知都幾work Chicken Caesar salad pizza 

 我對迎面而來的路人展現溫柔的方法就是暗地裏調校自己的步速好讓相遇的時候剛好在行人路最寬闊那一段（點知我校步速佢又校 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 

 Canteen 新品：河鮮菇 🫠 https://image.nostr.build/0d1dda1ca3a0945c1a279550ad1cc0e3be9ff9bd5aaf86e3cb7761e51ba37e0b.jpg 

 Does street substance have street value? https://image.nostr.build/79da9b1455fa7fc241dbbb08ea7b0eba2208986549321191db02188082b12805.jpg 

 見到呢啲盒裝酒總係想好似古裝片啲大俠咁「小二！嚟一埕上等女兒紅！」然後咕嚕咕嚕一飲而盡用袖抹嘴跟住有刺客 etc. https://image.nostr.build/c657b7fe677e6b7e0708cbd9458e5803b695265434b7f48c0512984a33a0ba9d.jpg 

 Got an e-mail complaining of “excessive rock music” from a student residence.

Excessive rock – what you get when progressive rock evolves. 

 🤔 點解只有情報機構係 three-letter agencies，但 NBA、KFC 嗰啲又唔算？ 

 “Cadbury brings back retro chocolate just in time for Christmas”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13935969/cadbury-bring-retro-chocolate-christmas.html

破例 link 咗 Daily Mail 因為這是重要的公益訊息
https://image.nostr.build/a987c19d4a834a26bed34a80a12a67484f4fa3492ad4326fcdcfd76ff26aab72.png 

 大拮梨事 😋 https://image.nostr.build/6045a41493b962d86f14a0c2ede035784ce5ad75339dee7c1b5d76f96271e010.jpg 

 宜家傢俬 app beta 🤔 仲要咁受歡迎 🤔 啲人唔驚用 beta app 訂貨送嚟嘅會係 beta 測試版嘅傢俬咩？
https://image.nostr.build/3589c0629d0b8d015b1dd4bcbb872bcd6da17c15e23692b07ac3cea2d67a76bf.png 

 由於腳甲拮穿襪而遭指令要頻繁剪同埋挫腳甲。剪我明，但挫好似唔關事… 但都係挫咗 💅 挫完嘅腳甲感覺 very demure 

 #發現新大陸 原來 chrome://dino 有得撳下箭咀… 這麼多年白活了
https://video.nostr.build/8eb492740c7a69af7b5193a08a43a72b925783e4c6e287e90980f7664a0b8adf.mp4 

 Google 話呢個功能係用嚟畀你 just in case 幫女友搵緊驚喜禮物時保持秘密喎哈哈哈哈哈哈
https://image.nostr.build/cd656c45cc3f30ba8e1c61a4631a3a5fcd1ae7b20495a30e88b4b8882897f9fe.png 

 屌咩～ 見到 Street View 車駛過就識趣閃開啦
https://image.nostr.build/78389f9656c35fda91e22550acf723691f751e85a190027e2477c38394ad5bd6.png 

 🚫 Touch glass ☹️ https://image.nostr.build/2e0b94f453705d88a5775b261118039d20fe2a7e53906c56713c3d526e94320f.jpg 

 見多人排就又排埋一份 🫠評價：OK… 但如果 OK 嘢可以將垃圾嘢趕出市場（Looking at you 核突mama ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)）then I’m fine with OK (Tonkotsu, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66f7ea292cd4a43b93ae41c1?s=lPxlWz7-_CkRtI05iBGv6FFQTho https://image.nostr.build/8368dcdee88c53eec261e8722e739af49d3622d308d4af52a87504e197ef50d8.jpg 

 本人解答讀者來鴻詢問點解啲人咁鍾意喺 Threads 問埋啲 Google 都搵到嘅嘢：
https://image.nostr.build/0944af6e0abaf288ee607d0f31c7722247ef53237c5707066a8dedfce4be22a9.png 

 本人解答讀者來鴻詢問點解啲人咁鍾意喺 Threads 問埋啲 Google 都搵到嘅嘢：
https://image.nostr.build/1c624f97114593dc78a098de13caee9ae776ca514c1d40941af9c36ee1d06f20.png 

 本人解答讀者來鴻詢問點解啲人咁鍾意喺 Threads 問埋啲 Google 都搵到嘅嘢：
https://image.nostr.build/1c624f97114593dc78a098de13caee9ae776ca514c1d40941af9c36ee1d06f20.png 

 為咗美學與科學嘅堅持而畀老婆鬧 😤 但我唔會屈服 😤

話說買咗個晾襪架（如圖），到攞嚟用時為咗時刻保持平衡，本人將每對襪嗰兩隻夾喺打對角位置，但老婆話到收衫時要花精神配返一對對好煩，點解唔同一對夾埋喺隔籬… 咁有時是但一兩對厚襪零舍重、搞到成副架掛起嚟側埋一邊，睇唔過眼吖嘛！😤
https://image.nostr.build/93802723f591acb3a7b5cc919009a8460d12dc0a219b495a336ab1211c6c5a53.png 

 唔知點解覺得呢個 feature 好黐撚線… highlight 一隻字係 double-click、highlight 一句係 triple-click、咁係咪可以 highlight 一段係 quadruple-click、highlight 一頁係 quintuple-click etc.⁈⁈
https://image.nostr.build/07a59365c86468ecbb455e64b7c86da95cbc100abeaeb2641a7aadc5a82829bb.png 

 食墨西哥菜食到最尾總係有點 chur… ros 😋 https://image.nostr.build/3dcf50c44f3291444bfbc0bf2f5d6116d6a86d2ce5b300c2923f85186fcf1b2b.jpg 

 驟眼睇以為紀念 5 名相繼身亡嘅米芝蓮 🕯️ https://image.nostr.build/32bbca8df9a91424d7c069d70adef2a8ede9c819458c5bf9b8cc81bcc8b9fa43.jpg 

 食店有鬚罩提供畀鬍鬚佬員工罩住啲鬍鬚，員工亦聽話地戴足頭套同埋鬚罩，可惜員工係一名虬髯客嚟，啲鬍鬚同髮鬢喺旁邊飛晒出嚟。 

 Police officer from Birmingham, Alabama got on TV to butcher the pronunciation of Birmingham 

 Untitled Goose Game, but with guns 

 始終都係要向現實低頭 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
https://image.nostr.build/dd6f6396522ec49e7a462a53de4ceee39d96f617031e6c191ce9442162fcf0dd.png 

 飲飲下咖啡，隔籬位婆婆問狗狗叫乜名。答咗之後佢問：「咁佢原本叫乜名？」原本？原來婆婆意思係狗狗有冇個喺我本身母語（即係中文）嘅名… 冇呀，亦冇考究過點解冇… 感覺上通常啲有中文名嘅都係叫旺財或者阿發嗰類，又或者係特登改嚟搞笑嘅。咁叫做鍾搖尾啦好冇？ 

 純粹 archive 返個 YouTube 下咗架嘅 VAIO 廣告
https://video.nostr.build/6a7826c720020b5afc61c1f94c4a19e25569195b8edbea32c07e05dabe3d2a5f.mp4 

 益智題：有乜嘢唇膏係可以遺傳㗎？

《【杏林在線】遺傳膽固醇高》 https://news.now.com/home/local/player?newsId=576128 

 🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 🚨 𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗬𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗔 𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧

𝖨𝗇 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗐𝗌: 𝖯𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖬𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀
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 British intelligence is no longer first-class ☹️
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