繼 nasty goreng 之後又有 terrible yaki


明明三間舖頭都英文字但硬係覺得條街係大陸
https://image.nostr.build/0ad5b965c851f0ce3bf8e3ba7567803252ef29beeed660dee685d5e69e28fe2f.png


呢度冇乜嘢多，就係草多（OK 仲有奶油多… 不過喺屋企） https://image.nostr.build/30a8dadd3c22b4024bd54db40b17828898882ba85dd28c5ecec297494e9a35fb.jpg


若無其事吹住口哨走開～ 😗 https://video.nostr.build/24e26ab7d212a9f08708e1bc9639c6109fb2ec3dc741005cda30c689b53a8f89.mp4


基本上全新車嚟 🤗 二進制嚟講 https://image.nostr.build/23fcd56d2c4b05a6a4fd055e6c3334fbaafc3d26ed593b88e0c8ea4661d88090.jpg


執咗！ https://image.nostr.build/c49f578bba44d37cde6f06e9b14a2d391612e1ed3500825e7ad2f5811bd40c92.jpg #執lock專員


濃湯寶打救蒼生


BBC 執笠賣盤… 賣呢個地盤啫，較早前已搬咗 #執C專員 https://image.nostr.build/5107a6c011f8e38febf409cdf332f05fab233321d8ac415fb110fde74a7c33e7.jpg


Answer me these questions three,
’ere the other side he see. https://image.nostr.build/a1ad94541b9978663eb57f4630e66816bedd80e2f63b623a8b71025a74ed20f3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f18bed143d4d65f375f704991375ac41aa7a6b8ff0c7cdb5e1a5f324b6857039.jpg


歷史悠久 🚬
https://image.nostr.build/da099e16bc199600e54bfb1183f26e44105778672f280776b9a23a4d41579067.png


係斜陽唔係照明效果 https://image.nostr.build/ad3d63deb8fb8d2c1e7a797b078b82845dc2e7f9d5d6eca82cf526f3bbeedb3c.jpg


開多啲香港嘢 is OK 但可唔可以安過個名真係可以代表香港？（建議：Harndeelamami） https://image.nostr.build/734f500c06c98b76095cf026247802e78dbbddeac663737406e798b941a849b2.jpg


♫ 在森冧禍原夜 etc. https://image.nostr.build/94ac2b1e025aa70a0e029aa382580f292f7ebe8a3a9816766c3a57d8e6fa8f1f.jpg


💔 https://image.nostr.build/adbf0bda49af5ced13f94afceb2b715d21fbab95b6c455b65e4598899e7c83dc.jpg


有時見到呢啲冇頭冇尾 prompt 嘅第一反應係「係咪簡單得滯、可唔可以講多少少、係咪真嗰個 SoftwareUpdateNotificationManager(8)、如果係真嗰個點解會問我攞權限…」，但跟住又會諗深一層：假如真係解釋晒來龍去脈，就會有另一批 user 話「咁大堆字～ 畀佢嚇親」然後 cancel 咗，跟住 MacOS 出問題 🚬
https://image.nostr.build/bd8fc19fec6f7047e75de3596719690565a568817cd16842256c38e8861c2255.png


專試埋啲 sus 嘅新品… 希望唔係 nasty goreng https://image.nostr.build/252feebf4ff74b56ff9fee8d82c31ced446d5a928a220ef01e61a6c3cb776aa7.jpg


Americans FA’ed in the election, will FO in the next 4 years.


Not as discreet as speakeasies used to be 🚬 https://image.nostr.build/7d8a863a85d734a438f721e362be51b9d992298a74b99e0b4213ac073bb8c5bb.jpg


Go home pumpkin; you’re drunk. https://image.nostr.build/dba0b1a4674d44624b53edf27dfcb07922de923b6d5c16ead8a61c69162646ca.jpg


舉起腳板，就係召集門徒嘅訊號 https://image.nostr.build/6232a73f712fd0ffd92a74f1006767507f5cb9799d4e1f0f25d7a6d53df2111f.jpg


花式優惠 https://image.nostr.build/c81072ce865dae0c2e8e5a5115502c4b479bdd79bb4a1950317278cb0f12bb78.jpg


Kinda like Count Binface’s nemesis (📍 The Lighthouse Building, 297 Pentonville Road) https://image.nostr.build/8e023ee9fc97fef7bdb1e9cddf9ac75618a7f79022e99c1e56f9e87c7b2e9aa4.jpg


Wilma Yau 邱慧瑪


“Do you expect me to talk?” https://image.nostr.build/3a9dcaf3ec0e27ba681f81a8a4a1157b79b3143e0033a232792fa6eedfb73731.jpg


People at the society of meteorology thought it funny to name their bar the ISOBAR, but on the first day of opening the Chinese delegate walked into the ISOBAR and replaced the ISO with GB.


A violinist, violist and cellist walk in to a bar, arguing about the clef


與其 Speed dating，何不 Speedo dating


亦係本人心之狀態 https://image.nostr.build/71391f375e18af47fa6b7e8e433cb380f2eb5b416101eda43d0b27988eedf8d2.jpg


https://image.nostr.build/fd11004ccffe0268e26a4ca8706f7615c7ab20bbb19a5905b578b4cac6344b32.jpg 本人心之狀態


21 世紀都過咗就嚟四分一喇～ 仲 telnet～（係都 nc 啦） https://image.nostr.build/e35a05c1be3e1bcf42f6e0b1af7037f38c1e96c59817f6b589ccf5b3dff7f888.jpg


Body moss index (BMI) is a measure of the amount of moss that has grown out of your car body https://image.nostr.build/eb804d5601512b92d86245e75a0464b61cf888ba1b1a30aaa88d9729e78ad862.jpg https://image.nostr.build/64b53976b5e814413238914b28792f31d6c36cd17f9471efada625cde515f1e5.jpg


Autumn is still going strong https://image.nostr.build/18b4d3f750d85ff9458efa3eae193fcd8c24e85807aa6a08a0f9651adcb062b4.jpg


Parting shot (Roka, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671e44f1dad01c5ded11e876?s=9lSVajZgbvvys8EwZxCo3_Sh-iU https://image.nostr.build/0671b52654b4efd6d9b0ecfe2ad61da27e6d6b14565845d4d2d0e8857f723a90.jpg


畀敵對幫派挑機挑到㷫咗… 不過都係口頭上「咩呀！」「咩呀！」「你邊度㗎！」「跟邊個大佬呀！」之類。 https://video.nostr.build/f8a1ddfde4fd17c09b2b89debbfde68f3793f5c3be590a2eb8fa1b357e54120e.mp4


Burger King 走 burger https://image.nostr.build/704ef8304b37ee618b07f80c74bddfac00fc90515796a74af8df89e1716ce168.jpg


Matchas gracias 但係點解要畀兩隻羹嚟映襯獨來獨往的本人 🥲 (Tsujiri, Camden Town) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cff4f18ed8027a5704df0?s=fNVdTwysYX9HW0W0G6JzMcul1Ew https://image.nostr.build/e17679666b96f47c737c2eb66d3860c9e213e06226bf6ee58f4b98b656784634.jpg


🚇 Edgware Road, Platform 3
(Boarded a Circle Line train heading for Victoria)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Edgware Road”
👨: ??? Okay…?
(5 seconds pass)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… King’s Cross St. Pancras”
(Everybody disembarked apart from one guy who is fast asleep)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Victoria”
(Everybody boards again)
(Doors close; train starts moving)
📢 “Destination changed; this train is now going to… Hammersmith”
(Collective gasp throughout the train)
(Train in fact ends up at Paddington which is okay after all)
(Winner: guy who slept through all this)


退佢老模！(The Design Museum, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cde999eec260064e10466?s=lrwXlIKs_WqJOlMhXP5Zme2c6T0 https://image.nostr.build/5db88b6e32f8b546bad65d10407456703ca541a304743826ca5013bf59d26b6d.jpg


睇咗當食咗 😋 (Japan House, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671cdd66975e0525c207fa2c?s=VzaaTrc_J4N9o7OO5qdb9Qk0hA8 https://image.nostr.build/b6e54cddaeea5d60cffa3a70c0c615cf13a875028d5d5617fae0b6bbeb4ce992.jpg


由亂及治 https://image.nostr.build/8a5c34353cde820e44e5f6e641b77224ed541cf3a7734ca0b4890c2a7f954e6f.jpg


#有shakshuka一定叫shakshuka系列 (Sandwich Street Kitchen, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671ca9635ceb144ecfbde609?s=mlox7j1WBUqeTPA7CfwdhkH5UVU https://image.nostr.build/529721b1568f1a7d4ab9f5f4534ab276ab837c0128edddd090a28ac13a178c3a.jpg


Pub 駐場貓比一般家貓更通曉置中望右文青 look 之道 https://image.nostr.build/9daa0fc1f549103b89d16cc10b9afd88d92b45791697eb251eabaac5c1cbb111.jpg


Oh no! Somebody leaked Andy’s MPC notes! (Bank of England Museum, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671baa91e396fd1b38fbae8d?s=qnJYSkjeT1XCjJIqi7nThoQ5fKs https://image.nostr.build/047f36559188e5f62233930a4931cc86002ffbc9f9a78383399852f8d1933384.jpg


好似捉棋有標準開局一樣… 一落地嚟個 laksa + teh tarik 先 (Med Salleh Kopitiam, Bayswater) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/671b81a6638b063f61ebf0c3?s=uNRFN_qehyi1iLY6Q1JuUQwFpfc https://image.nostr.build/e6ac6b9c15792d98807d0c13e8b66eedf696632c03784afe690ffd397987730e.jpg


Opportunistic mode 係攞嚟搞笑的嗎
https://image.nostr.build/581779140c75d3e094b239da1d2ae0550cbdb768f61a991f2ad805ad53090b5e.png


黐撚線… EPS：5.5MB，變 SVG（而無損）：10KB


Mommy cycle & baby cycle https://image.nostr.build/a03bf4f71a32824caf38d991e5795799c9a372e0392d6129ca101b46effac383.jpg


This disease of rapidly flipping subtitles of 1 to 5 words at a time needs to be eradicated


Do the police joke about it when they respond to a club shooting at a shooting club?


Shimmer + twitch https://video.nostr.build/89f2d13c6a6a4f28f249372dd9e71cf2646c101f9e3edcb194e43c6446453d7a.mp4


Are these designed to be viewed in succession? https://image.nostr.build/bb3cd3e708bebe0986531ca22770eb727aae06a59e8b1af8582d291330f9cf18.jpg https://image.nostr.build/16a3e419be5c83da2ae722f8727e91b25ba2906af8885b012a53c69e8f2627d5.jpg


我嘅日研系畢業論文將會探討古代日本嘅便當盒設計師如何預視到後人將會影食物相擺上 Instagram https://image.nostr.build/d4cf3b485e4c0200fa60d02956bad8c8804bc698c25d2395baa02232643eaef3.jpg


唔帶佢行又西我面、帶佢去行又嫌拮腳 https://video.nostr.build/2c5105e20c1d1ec1edf4411fadf5a301e10d83c14f4867cbb5f008c91be80947.mp4


瞓瞓下篤個鼻落人哋胳肋底… 應該認證咗本人冇臭狐啩 https://image.nostr.build/89e2ddedd5e6674e35583377d686ea5dc2280ad5d833550a5839d9b5f99cfc60.jpg


不再需要超人的世界 🚬 https://image.nostr.build/06e7cf8ad995e7dd9c9dfa43d13c50eca69133200f19d95fdd4d9c11b96b88d5.jpg


到貨… 但不對辦 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴 https://image.nostr.build/6e412848918c6bf614cdf82d5c93c21e908a86261abeab751068c4ccf3b901b2.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b19a4a781b819a60795fafe646c0a55d7ecebd19f864ce6e1af456047ddb6f9d.jpg


Verification ring:

Twitter → Mastodon → Bluesky → Threads →  𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙧 → 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧

https://x.com/chungf/status/1847175642908913790


“What do you miss, really?” https://chungf.xyz/what-do-you-miss-really/


舖頭老闆一見面：「江湖救急！有冇 Panadol？」你估隨時執起個藥師熬兩熬就有幾排 Panadol 跌出嚟嘅咩～ 係跌都跌鼻敏感藥先啦 🫠


契鷗功力深厚 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)（定係箭嘴嚟？） https://image.nostr.build/9e07bad42b1dfd3695608a582845502de1ed176e9b4f5e4cb06002a7941df9ad.jpg


World Happiness Report 香港排行 86 (of 143)。最開心同最唔開心都係廢中。

Sausage: https://worldhappiness.report/ed/2024/happiness-of-the-younger-the-older-and-those-in-between/
https://image.nostr.build/804250f07b74ed69706f7f287b33bac5774843d0248b8721a9dca274164535a8.png


城市大學是一所 etc. https://image.nostr.build/ddac1da2325864774ae8aafd50ff1b8a60c3bf7605e8b3099db5932fdb439f32.jpg


But why 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/1845daebbe2fdf5d1c36ee81665f8d35e50b788179c38031c1b4d4ef78c85555.png
https://image.nostr.build/74bb08de6c4c75a826d18d79e609e53e10f8d81e432545d0b8c9b542facb9605.png


諗咗陣 🤔 原來係地方名… 咁係咪全年都 March Madness https://image.nostr.build/ce93eee7546a9c873873e2736ba2a17ecb24061b8f5a415af0fe8b20b3df7acf.png


#就咁睇個名唔覺得work但既然有人買咗就試下啦點知都幾work Chicken Caesar salad pizza

就咁睇個名唔覺得work但既然有人買咗就試下啦點知都幾work


我對迎面而來的路人展現溫柔的方法就是暗地裏調校自己的步速好讓相遇的時候剛好在行人路最寬闊那一段（點知我校步速佢又校 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Canteen 新品：河鮮菇 🫠 https://image.nostr.build/0d1dda1ca3a0945c1a279550ad1cc0e3be9ff9bd5aaf86e3cb7761e51ba37e0b.jpg


Does street substance have street value? https://image.nostr.build/79da9b1455fa7fc241dbbb08ea7b0eba2208986549321191db02188082b12805.jpg


見到呢啲盒裝酒總係想好似古裝片啲大俠咁「小二！嚟一埕上等女兒紅！」然後咕嚕咕嚕一飲而盡用袖抹嘴跟住有刺客 etc. https://image.nostr.build/c657b7fe677e6b7e0708cbd9458e5803b695265434b7f48c0512984a33a0ba9d.jpg


Got an e-mail complaining of “excessive rock music” from a student residence.

Excessive rock – what you get when progressive rock evolves.


🤔 點解只有情報機構係 three-letter agencies，但 NBA、KFC 嗰啲又唔算？


“Cadbury brings back retro chocolate just in time for Christmas”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13935969/cadbury-bring-retro-chocolate-christmas.html

破例 link 咗 Daily Mail 因為這是重要的公益訊息
https://image.nostr.build/a987c19d4a834a26bed34a80a12a67484f4fa3492ad4326fcdcfd76ff26aab72.png


大拮梨事 😋 https://image.nostr.build/6045a41493b962d86f14a0c2ede035784ce5ad75339dee7c1b5d76f96271e010.jpg


宜家傢俬 app beta 🤔 仲要咁受歡迎 🤔 啲人唔驚用 beta app 訂貨送嚟嘅會係 beta 測試版嘅傢俬咩？
https://image.nostr.build/3589c0629d0b8d015b1dd4bcbb872bcd6da17c15e23692b07ac3cea2d67a76bf.png


由於腳甲拮穿襪而遭指令要頻繁剪同埋挫腳甲。剪我明，但挫好似唔關事… 但都係挫咗 💅 挫完嘅腳甲感覺 very demure

由於腳甲拮穿襪而遭指令要頻繁剪同埋挫腳甲。剪我明，但挫好似唔關事…


#發現新大陸 原來 chrome://dino 有得撳下箭咀… 這麼多年白活了
https://video.nostr.build/8eb492740c7a69af7b5193a08a43a72b925783e4c6e287e90980f7664a0b8adf.mp4


Google 話呢個功能係用嚟畀你 just in case 幫女友搵緊驚喜禮物時保持秘密喎哈哈哈哈哈哈
https://image.nostr.build/cd656c45cc3f30ba8e1c61a4631a3a5fcd1ae7b20495a30e88b4b8882897f9fe.png


屌咩～ 見到 Street View 車駛過就識趣閃開啦
https://image.nostr.build/78389f9656c35fda91e22550acf723691f751e85a190027e2477c38394ad5bd6.png


🚫 Touch glass ☹ https://image.nostr.build/2e0b94f453705d88a5775b261118039d20fe2a7e53906c56713c3d526e94320f.jpg


見多人排就又排埋一份 🫠評價：OK… 但如果 OK 嘢可以將垃圾嘢趕出市場（Looking at you 核突mama ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)）then I’m fine with OK (Tonkotsu, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66f7ea292cd4a43b93ae41c1?s=lPxlWz7-_CkRtI05iBGv6FFQTho https://image.nostr.build/8368dcdee88c53eec261e8722e739af49d3622d308d4af52a87504e197ef50d8.jpg


本人解答讀者來鴻詢問點解啲人咁鍾意喺 Threads 問埋啲 Google 都搵到嘅嘢：
https://image.nostr.build/0944af6e0abaf288ee607d0f31c7722247ef53237c5707066a8dedfce4be22a9.png


本人解答讀者來鴻詢問點解啲人咁鍾意喺 Threads 問埋啲 Google 都搵到嘅嘢：
https://image.nostr.build/1c624f97114593dc78a098de13caee9ae776ca514c1d40941af9c36ee1d06f20.png


為咗美學與科學嘅堅持而畀老婆鬧 😤 但我唔會屈服 😤

話說買咗個晾襪架（如圖），到攞嚟用時為咗時刻保持平衡，本人將每對襪嗰兩隻夾喺打對角位置，但老婆話到收衫時要花精神配返一對對好煩，點解唔同一對夾埋喺隔籬… 咁有時是但一兩對厚襪零舍重、搞到成副架掛起嚟側埋一邊，睇唔過眼吖嘛！😤
https://image.nostr.build/93802723f591acb3a7b5cc919009a8460d12dc0a219b495a336ab1211c6c5a53.png


唔知點解覺得呢個 feature 好黐撚線… highlight 一隻字係 double-click、highlight 一句係 triple-click、咁係咪可以 highlight 一段係 quadruple-click、highlight 一頁係 quintuple-click etc.⁈⁈
https://image.nostr.build/07a59365c86468ecbb455e64b7c86da95cbc100abeaeb2641a7aadc5a82829bb.png


食墨西哥菜食到最尾總係有點 chur… ros 😋 https://image.nostr.build/3dcf50c44f3291444bfbc0bf2f5d6116d6a86d2ce5b300c2923f85186fcf1b2b.jpg


驟眼睇以為紀念 5 名相繼身亡嘅米芝蓮 🕯 https://image.nostr.build/32bbca8df9a91424d7c069d70adef2a8ede9c819458c5bf9b8cc81bcc8b9fa43.jpg


食店有鬚罩提供畀鬍鬚佬員工罩住啲鬍鬚，員工亦聽話地戴足頭套同埋鬚罩，可惜員工係一名虬髯客嚟，啲鬍鬚同髮鬢喺旁邊飛晒出嚟。


Police officer from Birmingham, Alabama got on TV to butcher the pronunciation of Birmingham


Untitled Goose Game, but with guns


始終都係要向現實低頭 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
https://image.nostr.build/dd6f6396522ec49e7a462a53de4ceee39d96f617031e6c191ce9442162fcf0dd.png


飲飲下咖啡，隔籬位婆婆問狗狗叫乜名。答咗之後佢問：「咁佢原本叫乜名？」原本？原來婆婆意思係狗狗有冇個喺我本身母語（即係中文）嘅名… 冇呀，亦冇考究過點解冇… 感覺上通常啲有中文名嘅都係叫旺財或者阿發嗰類，又或者係特登改嚟搞笑嘅。咁叫做鍾搖尾啦好冇？


純粹 archive 返個 YouTube 下咗架嘅 VAIO 廣告
https://video.nostr.build/6a7826c720020b5afc61c1f94c4a19e25569195b8edbea32c07e05dabe3d2a5f.mp4


益智題：有乜嘢唇膏係可以遺傳㗎？

《【杏林在線】遺傳膽固醇高》 https://news.now.com/home/local/player?newsId=576128


🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 🚨 𝗘𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗗 𝗖𝗔𝗣𝗬𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗔 𝗖𝗔𝗨𝗚𝗛𝗧

𝖨𝗇 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝗐𝗌: 𝖯𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖬𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀
https://image.nostr.build/c12938bcf18e7bae4a520c71aec2434a1f53895d86825eb84e8f6c3bd9f6bb76.png


British intelligence is no longer first-class ☹
https://files.v0l.io/bc379ac3ff9f77114738a339f9606d2ccb91c129394a405e81e7edcb3f201486.webp


Confession: Used my own power tools instead of IKEA’s silly little hex key to assemble IKEA furniture


黎巴嫩真主黨領袖納斯魯拉在連串爆炸後首次發表講話，指以色列越過紅線，等同宣戰；講話期間首都貝魯特有戰機低飛，並傳出巨響 https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=38503

戰機都爆埋 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


明明排好晒走位、set 好晒鏡頭、做咗次 dry run 好完美，到正式 roll 機嘅時候： https://video.nostr.build/345f662c92333c80336f545f711e36b15116dfcc3f1355b0dfdd18388a909b50.mp4


ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 第日大個咗我自己做老闆一定開間麥見時 https://image.nostr.build/90c03d87a4b2a80a5eb91ac563af1ee5c11cdb1ce69b58cfb79e57f10444abf0.gif


晾衫界 KOL 指示本人喺晾褲前必須預先 pre-stretch 下啲褲管，等條褲乾咗之後冇咁皺，但並未能提出實證支持。於是本人試下偷偷地有兩條褲淨係 pre-stretch 一邊褲管，睇下乾咗有冇人察覺，結果係冇嘅！！！

現宣佈本人正式 claim 以下銜頭：
＼＼　 \ 　/ 　／／
　　晾褲界 KOL
／／　 /　 \　 ＼＼


𝙬𝙤𝙬.

　　　　　　𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙙

　𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙡 https://image.nostr.build/780e86ab166fbcf261134979afda20bf3ae268d72d8cc05901c9abf418d7e05a.jpg


對於　貴公司曾經考慮過強制性喵叫但最終縮沙不採納強制性喵叫，本人表示遺憾 https://image.nostr.build/77cd1206ce495670ea103f4c982628dec46a3a2408d504ca69bf075ce6f472c2.jpg


“Hello! Name’s Case… Justin Case.”
“Justin Case what?”


如何辨認出香港人：解釋何謂 the all-seeing eye 睇下邊個喺度忍笑
https://image.nostr.build/ad1751ab184989b13ab43c049b556d780c6afbd9c3d0801f31eac853a9bda1f5.png


大家都係太陽能 https://image.nostr.build/4daefb5e40f07ea813eb6fa4fe2f669ede3d6fdf09aca724bb461696c34fc738.jpg


剛才間舖頭部咭機係舊一代有 keypad 嗰款，而個 keypad 核核突突好似有油咁。點知 Google Pay dood 平時用嗰張咭唔肯過，要我插咭入密碼，咁我梗係唔想掂佢個油淰淰 keypad 啦嘛，好彩攞另一張平時少用嘅咭出嚟 dood 佢免觸式又畀過。如果冇就寧願終止交易逃離現場，正所謂…

…

…

…

… 死不觸式


Well
https://image.nostr.build/2d26ea1ebd9782a4c60f6cee1756ce19eeb8aab4b626e1ab03521a815e46c320.png


Android 個 lock screen 改咗設計… 硬係覺得個 17° 好似有個人好攰咁攤咗係角落頭
https://files.v0l.io/c08c3dd4ceeae29b617a09603d9888e213ee63e948eed17ebd7633dc5dfeb02b.webp
https://image.nostr.build/344d567a270d209d03ad486af46a39fda22b71ac4b21ae63fee7f07643182e12.png


Kills 99.9% of germs
on your cucumber https://image.nostr.build/8f2b0549fc36dbd52e5618fa2924740b4a6b2295aea33a1b4fa175fcefa150d9.jpg


有點 red red 地 flag 但都係嗰句… 點都試咗一次先啦
https://image.nostr.build/05fb2499c157c955093b16df088ec6da7615bd6aaf88678f8949d7fdeb662370.jpg


次次 Facebook 認叻話「幫你擋咗一劫」其實都係擋走咗我本人 ☹
https://files.v0l.io/5ad533a7cb3b2a5241b687ee68caae905d480d05dd7de9afa97a077412eab876.webp


今日嚟咗個生面口 barista 喺度玩花式 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) https://image.nostr.build/805ce5214242ca4674b3a385a3eead8ba709681c748e218004377bb2c31e57ea.jpg


老咗跑得冇咁狂放 https://video.nostr.build/ebf5c1dc5758671338fd54d6acdf3902bc0fdd2084a9932f7ceef33e0d38eea7.mp4


龍虎武師普遍都係鍾意打個後空翻去 oversell 中槍
https://files.v0l.io/c5211ade79e87205ccd3aaa99e3f269d6ce10d57e972a7adeb7f0ffc672873ca.mp4


渣 ga… £4,000 幾都冇燙金皇家徽號，買唔落手 😤
https://files.v0l.io/1bb8f7c064be11db8735e107ad0cc913352dab15d44e9dc86d11ca0ac0087278.webp


Tell me 冇乜事都係唔好填生日 without telling me 冇乜事都係唔好填生日
https://files.v0l.io/cb2554ba1160fb7bda5cfac59ac4b875efbf7ebd58551ddcabfda77fdc1b1cfb.webp


Imagine a Venn diagram with two overlapping circles one labelled “kinda cool” the other “WTF” https://video.nostr.build/136e8827d2795b9dadf6adea81780d2f411b603402accdf98eaea2cf7a736d45.mp4


南山邨咁嘅樣（但再荒廢啲） https://image.nostr.build/3b14da5ed27ffc0ce2af7cc526f6bb49d470479fac0fae445cfada4d62761f63.jpg


做乜而家流行講到 gatekeeping 就一定係罪過咁… 其實事情總有應該唔應該、gatekeeping 嘅角色總係有人要做，不過你唔忿氣「我都未 gatekeep 幾時輪到佢」咁解。


《中大民調：59％ 市民對政治乏興趣　56% 同意政府不在乎其想法》 https://www.inmediahk.net/node/%E6%94%BF%E7%B6%93/%E4%B8%AD%E5%A4%A7%E6%B0%91%E8%AA%BF%EF%BC%9A59%EF%BC%85%E5%B8%82%E6%B0%91%E5%B0%8D%E6%94%BF%E6%B2%BB%E4%B9%8F%E8%88%88%E8%B6%A3-56%E5%90%8C%E6%84%8F%E6%94%BF%E5%BA%9C%E4%B8%8D%E5%9C%A8%E4%B9%8E%E5%85%B6%E6%83%B3%E6%B3%95

個 app 都出咗十幾年： https://image.nostr.build/b88d6bbfec80ff96a406ecc2d18ef6d65ec14a46b2eb22271c2a4bd0b7bbf827.png


流動電話中文輸入法應用題：試用語音輸入一篇關於標點符號的文章


玩撚猿 https://image.nostr.build/3393043bdc9e652b766da9195643939ea2db2f98080674ea32487f9a87ae7357.jpg


Make this a rule: If your reply comes with a caveat, the caveat should be listed first and in the same font size and style as the reply.


暫時 Gemini 都係衝出嚟柒嘅多… 建議再 OK 啲嘅時候先放佢出 production https://image.nostr.build/08e2b9a1a7555106a29d0866ce6322b94bcc400fced61a3c500890279e923d06.png


執咗！ #執笠專員 https://image.nostr.build/41d6c1c65808611d1b5d81f721afd97e7ff4843425adc33528fa9ab7eb0ed0ff.png


Got an e-mail from the Merlin Bird ID app’s developer about some sort of “migration” and started to reflexively moan about downtime and lost user data but then realised it’s about actual birb migration https://image.nostr.build/accf5888b6aa9b798e9ee2ce3e56102d7dc1b9140f7da02f4c69905d529c2b72.png


動物系列： https://image.nostr.build/a0ace3a5c31a13afb156287d92bb5b10fcbbf546e56417a53e84b9984483702b.png


Think I’m gonna go nuts with these https://image.nostr.build/b50838a7b125c5c9746cd2ef0d103d49b09a9915a1280ad8acb07c0b1f97d7e0.png


幾時有閒錢就會拎去整原子印 https://image.nostr.build/f5893e0db742552b4392d3a799e103872c0480306a572e057e127fc234e3e23c.png


小朋友才寫 C https://image.nostr.build/b5114d88e3b4e40dfd6b803d64009ac8c982a0090787169046f8900b4d9d26c9.jpg


連環誤讀… 誤讀為 Häagen-Dazs × 李錦聯乘、再誤讀為 Häagen-Dazs × 李錦聯聯乘 https://image.nostr.build/6f1005ba20635c22590728a2d63cc14a7aed93f910f64569d85068588e813bf8.png


食具濫用呢個議題嚟講，我估用筷子食薯片已經唔算係啲乜嘢為世所不容嘅怪癖。但我想講剛才食 Pringles 食到剩返罐底有兩啖薯片碎時想倒入口，點知估錯管道內側嘅摩擦系數、一嘢倒咗落塊面 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 有必要物色返一個出口比較闊嘅漏斗作倒薯片碎入口用途。 https://image.nostr.build/a7bad4cfea9aa22b7c2952cda15925e8807310873c5447cac4afb777415e41e6.jpg


又係順帶一提… 細個曾經為「Iran 係 I 字頭但中文名叫 E 朗；Egypt 係 E 字頭但中文名叫 I 及」而感到困惑。


睇新聞 1.5 倍速好似啱啱好（因為原本係特登讀到比日常會話慢少少） https://video.nostr.build/ea1b2286ed15a7e1f31c2ab9daa9116756002437104010fdfcd13a6d7e4dcd75.mp4


夠薑開埋一芳吖笨 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
（腦內：幾時先輪到一芳 (ﾉ´ｰ`)ﾉ


The harbinger of peak bubble https://image.nostr.build/763c90b5ddc22d3bdd9ddd02683c92db366df76db75079570ada5fa6d3bd3e27.jpg


順帶一提… 近排流行將人分類為埃人同伊人，但我想講最多人所屬嘅類別其實係啲人。你留意下啲人成日講「啲人話乜乜乜」你就明。


#人體實驗 啲人話飲花旗參水清熱有助預防痱滋，於是試下趁牙肉連住頰側個轉彎位生痱滋嘅時候直接攝一片花旗參落去壓住佢（好似尼古丁香口膠咁用法），沖水都慳返。好似幾有效。(CEBM evidence level 6: anecdotal 9up case study without further substantiation)


《曼城遊行港人籲想像「香港獨立」後的模樣　16 歲港青集會前被捕》 https://www.rfa.org/cantonese/news/htm/uk-831-man-city-hong-kong-prince-edward-08312024155334.html

Sor but #錯重點： https://image.nostr.build/4754f77e7445253ba541a43d3abe593e2d29e88462ecd23d3657b9912b8f884a.png


一 back to hell 就收到份 job offer 要 ASAP 上工，但我堅持放埋呢幾日到阿仔開學 😤


I hope you’ve put your bus on brakes! https://image.nostr.build/e7918da289a1265b3c9db7f45eb9b83d66d428353a6798aa804f53c0cb27397e.jpg


燈神 ○|￣|＿ (The Mailbox, Birmingham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66d41a0bbce66f7ff28e7ef0?s=ELjzyIvdsBwPmLkLDm53HTSFLZ4 https://image.nostr.build/ac697f72d4ba0eb8f7c52eaaf22333903fd10b69fced9bffaed188e558e7780d.jpg


We’ve been T-boned (En Steak, Birmingham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66d35cdeca69876c2f54b8ed?s=3wWcZthovg6t1tTlO3c0v0opmWY https://image.nostr.build/fae76fce8960593b45e518145831eff16bbe517961f63f3093173157238bc031.jpg


#飛咁遠咪又係 坐 cat café～ (Kitty Café, Birmingham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66d332ec95e6894034371253?s=pPpU6DgtUILWvHxF3azyVhX0I14 https://image.nostr.build/52f63ebfc60285858a9507c8dc876f6da775d86a79379b9a4223d15fae10ab3d.jpg


Wouldn’t mind if all light rail lines look like this (St Chad’s Metro Station, Birmingham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66d3207d5e6b01187122b5d5?s=TbE2hTm2OfCoEk_i_RpRyo1n93A https://image.nostr.build/03d47d39710e301dcd826847fd82a5ec6fbc1c6ec6d9e034e5c774b8c8e106d3.jpg


♫ Dole　係鹿　係黐線鹿
Ray　係閃閃金光～ https://image.nostr.build/92059dca195dad623cf2d05c3799f0642a568de67b8d7bf4ea6eb5205ce47b2e.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7229d77d5d3a4523268e042ff20c8b242386870e7771632a93a29d9ebbc824aa.jpg


Machine gun turret from the 13th century gehgehgehgehgeh💥💥💥 (Criccieth Castle, Criccieth) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66d1e994c091b17147c79182?s=gnk4NtjBeZRtnihlKMA10pL-OPw https://image.nostr.build/5a773bfac1e9654e8ab5ba2dd4fe8cf1f13ed554361e6a6c375be6352e85a24d.jpg


Like Disneyland, but with no Disney and more land (Portmeirion, Penrhyndeudraeth) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66d1b00bc72aed0cea64238d?s=DIcISAyyY3bQLmXOp9NFnQ8okhA https://image.nostr.build/0b238f695fcd4e1147898190bb90b459008726739d6cd5c6763d38f08c85fd80.jpg


離遠睇以為係國家文化資產嘅告示 https://image.nostr.build/b6e0f06587e5324c985b7936c693c2ac50959538386ae8037972a8e4fcb70be1.jpg


🚶: “Nice day for it isn’t it!”
🐑: “Nice day for 咩?” https://image.nostr.build/4ef49c82eae9225dd4fee77be9c47c58255ad45cf6ae073a288e71d7a51d1fcb.jpg


#飛咁遠咪又係 住木屋～ https://image.nostr.build/f2304ead363773f962427a053d06cf7a3f8bdbae7a6dc92aed753c05a5d15acd.jpg


港人講粗口 = 劣質文化；
威爾斯佬講粗口 = 隨心率性。 https://image.nostr.build/691c50915577b3c92bfea7ca64a593f95b057a889fc0f7a5352eb9a99c8f16b6.jpg


#飛咁遠咪又係 食呢啲宵夜～ https://image.nostr.build/2b450440ce12149fe7fbceec3e40a1a91a7760f3131b3fd574d49aaef63efa1f.jpg


ICC 現場觀察並未開始多人 https://image.nostr.build/f8b6fc06255f72152fcd32850088ab578b3828e138975795e46503d75491e6a9.jpg


Like Jardine House but with worse windows https://image.nostr.build/ee3dae7ef3d894299bb8fdb88eea5f14f43fa3d7f5ae6d32ea593300ebbf6f5f.jpg


Halal symbol, but poorly written https://image.nostr.build/9b17d9b2988fa99b4e0ee4875aae754affc6579853b81a25dde150d425bed2aa.jpg


（特登影到少少隔籬係 IT 房）(Theatrix, Birmingham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66cf4d570c0f732a969eda08?s=d14RCOETzFgCs9tX2KVJV7qDRP8 https://image.nostr.build/bccaba7609be8bdf906f56dc35edc8a813ccca81ca696dc69e6e8d4a6b512869.jpg


And I thought you’d at least hide my secret chats ☹ https://image.nostr.build/6d0661e556b948951b9986ef5e7fda72d6a16318a213ecb971e13d9519cb9c26.png


鳩 Reply 用嘅鳩圖… 順便貼埋過嚟 https://image.nostr.build/3f1f5631a5a5951226aa2f741f77a15b6011674e451d5fcfb657875b8926ece0.png


Gboard 粵拼啲成語搞不撚掂 https://image.nostr.build/e3412a461c40260efb77a069556fa9760c8fa092b2142860f7003b4c9bec63c5.png


記得以前經常光顧某間茶餐廳，有一日嚟咗個暑期工，搵親佢叫「茶走」，佢都會確認返：「奶茶走糖加煉奶？」要答佢「係」佢先會落單。唔知佢之前受過啲乜嘢創傷先會對「茶走」order 咁小心翼翼。


近期 GCHQ 重點針對滿大人 https://image.nostr.build/7be4312feea0072807657d3ad92db8886d926f1d510b74e2df741eee445de76b.png


預備迎接昆士柏流浪 😬 https://image.nostr.build/3c80688b36b59fc38153bd50855943f4b592afb37f1ff141650bdef3ccba972f.png


Would totally understand if Larry diapproves ಠ︿ಠ https://image.nostr.build/614c76fb3defbf157f948634a69fe16d8fd9332a2afeccf1ce85bf3e5940d2d4.jpg


前排同阿仔講人生道理，主要係想佢明白學習過程係有容錯空間，即使未能 100% 肯定自己個答案完全正確亦可以作答，畀得出接近正確嘅答案總好過放棄。

阿狗可能偷聽到，於是今日佢唔喺張尿墊上屙尿，而係入咗廁所喺馬桶附近屙。


旅行完畢返到自己居住地有「屌，back to hell」嘅感覺，咁應該係徹底融入咗喇啩 🚬


新成員 🕺 (Pancras Square Library, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c5c63117e4ba3cded2e6b4?s=EqUPQ_9AvNjkWe_5BlStrMniIWc https://image.nostr.build/6fd4b44f95743ce95b355d74fa3be03ccc40f83ea6d6a4188bf44454735de342.jpg


Google revolving door detected ಠ_ಠ https://video.nostr.build/94e7c541ff0a8fec907ef2dc84bece8b21ed5f5f22ba5035b61c6fd62ba429ce.mp4


寄 postcard 硬係要寫啲勁嘢…
“Everything we say,
is shorthand for We Love You.”
– 冇 source，因為係我講嘅 😤


想講刨冰點知講咗炮兵！！！


Sikmonia strikes again! (Med Salleh Kopitiam, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c4ef36eeae5f758f56bc01?s=UAJWAYRBx93SdE0kufE7N3acjDc https://image.nostr.build/e41dd3ed7210d9679816c3b37b6047af3eb561c719e96729abd96b421ad8f20c.jpg


The best siumai is the siumai you have with you https://image.nostr.build/a4bbc107b1f93a09762c76cfcacc461d630c2bf4681db44dfecbd5cc48bd4d90.jpg


別人笑我泰豐癲，
我笑包皮篤得穿。
(Din Tai Fung, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c4cbb584b81a0fc9c5e867?s=Nx_vNyyFahs6ImJW1ZiAetgjyBM https://image.nostr.build/bc2bea879ff1139048eb6802b6f7f58296865136e82393feec5154c1f9bb3d67.jpg


💃💃💃 (Dominion Theatre, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c4c16d4c0f186f16854f4c?s=bWQ7akYJJUrIBL438iGGtIxQPSI https://image.nostr.build/2071d38305e986a7d6074d92710fa9d7ccf522a190dfe9aeb9260a760319edd7.jpg


出走以來最大的失落，可以說是剎那間不再肯定自己是誰吧。於焉卻反而在旅行時獲得一點救贖；以前在旅途中忽爾掉進「我是誰」的困惑而難以放鬆享受過程，現在不肯定自己是誰的狀態已是如影隨形，在途上也就放心以這個缺了一片的自己去感受當下。 https://image.nostr.build/2bed8a24b6c87c3144f8a04f94bbbf16c0188367b077102179c0fe40d81de928.jpg


A fine day to cut interest rates don’t you agree Andy 🤗 (Bank of England, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c476b8130b784d351d576e?s=BbGUbyxhIQGE7VyCZg5Eg6g76ro https://image.nostr.build/e50f2de050ed3555894380990f0410b38cd7a3e4f28294d2bca3873f0cb7a020.jpg


#飛咁遠咪又係 行惠康～ (Wellcome Collection, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c46cec0bfe57781cbd3a63?s=NP9HNfTatATCwBUpiMCMlN8cnk8 https://image.nostr.build/13808456760d1e693c91c6982d5a73a1321fd2f151ee3b752eb87c4fe52d7dac.jpg


又話帶我嚟睇 BL 😐 (British Library, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c464c1aa244074a45efb2f?s=uDX0pt3P-bX95yEaUTh_B-mX-AQ https://image.nostr.build/4f45d3b9bef0ac8db19e97a24d3716f1b4ba30554188d4c0aeece50ba43b6a12.jpg


#有shakshuka一定叫shakshuka專員 (TA’MINI Lebanese Bakery, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c4569702decf5d64944b11?s=PsCmJql24LT-Z3k_eXdoopnuOzs https://image.nostr.build/11f98594d54ab9ac047cd1e672878067f887c07ec6a04b6d9fdfeb6345169842.jpg


坐完 Piccadilly line 又坐 Northern line 都冇黑鼻屎 ✌ 建議有「坐完 tube 有黑鼻屎」問題嘅人士去尋求耳鼻喉醫生專業意見最好係左／右鼻窿分泌專科（視乎個別症狀）


There’s something for everyone here https://image.nostr.build/1014becf82fafdbe2f5467802513fc9cfa8b04cd1dd56dfec8bec7ede7e7037f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/6128af92a55ac6a0d4eecb5494fdb59b831670cff4f83a1617e84a0735082799.jpg https://image.nostr.build/919f00b72c3f9f50daa03f110b75bfc7e7b9e736620d777795a039c0f17f25d9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/07f708789b287aa198f1415f528cff0fe20f292bed68ac473c18b74e6c3616f9.jpg


#飛咁遠咪又係 行 Moko～ (Moco Museum, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c3550a9fd65e5025851403?s=eNYULCCpDXHaBS7XsOaSNN3v-Mo https://image.nostr.build/300cf7ffe239f814db074e8ddbd2a144a378369a4c8393a9b4a67a53756a75c3.jpg


上次嚟話「下次再嚟一定要試乜乜乜」於是今次嚟就食乜乜乜，點知食食下又興起「下次再嚟一定要試物物物」嘅念頭 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) (Sushi Tonari, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66c3371dd0d14d1e5f238efc?s=WXMTnI08331uw_9LPaRzAqWSFnU https://image.nostr.build/336957a7b8103a98b92492036d4b99f1b7ceee7bbf4a7bf7f4cf16f0cbb73181.jpg


入廁所見有 1、2、3、4、5 號尿兜，1 號已經有人，我前面條友遲疑咗一下，本人即刻有不祥預兆，跟住佢果然係去 4！！！咁我唯有揀 5 但企個位置係大概 5.2 咁上下然後稍為擰塊面向 4.25 方向等佢感受下周身唔聚財 ಠ_ಠ


終於有嘢可以投稿畀 #兒嬰撚 投訴專頁：剛剛登上部巴士想 scan 車票 QR code（因為係 rail replacement bus 所以係 Trainline QR code），點知 scan code 嘅位置同時亦係 contact payment 嘅感應範圍，都未 scan 到就開咗 Google Pay 張咭出嚟。（好彩冇扣錢。）要熄 NFC 再嚟過。期間身後積咗條人龍。

OK 可以坐等各路兒嬰生活交通起居 KOL 飛撲埋嚟指教係你自己唔識用、兒嬰生活冇問題 etc.

張咭出嚟。（好彩冇扣錢。）要熄

再嚟過。期間身後積咗條人龍。


https://image.nostr.build/93cfdffb31fdb2a50cfd90acbd9029d2ac4c94ff7f730556843c3fc4a1d8e6d3.jpg https://image.nostr.build/66817b659438b55c720780c72198d3855abc91e936d78319a950ed1c94cea813.jpg


(￣へ￣)🫸 find . -type f -exec chmod 664 {} \;

(￣ᴗ￣)👉 find . -type f -print0 | xargs -0 chmod 664


聽君一席話如聽一席話 https://image.nostr.build/e0f3e5b19b90a73a4585ff5520ed2a6fbb325382930b3bbb7c0e414c14bf8612.png


叫極你 Don’t deploy on Friday 你係都唔聽嘅 🫠 https://image.nostr.build/8e99d0869926484f1767684d84e63820d53229a69b5279a70fe0d09445ed7b50.png


完全唔肯望鏡頭 (Escala Tapas Bar & Restaurant, Clevedon) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66bf6691d5229a588a1981ed?s=rfUSH-Z8e_tgEMwABEc9GPbglVA https://image.nostr.build/3e16999f4537539b193199c692aecd4d460945af85ba2362ae45d0d0e186fe58.jpg


世上沒有倉可以永恆 🚬 若硬要堆砌一個永恆的倉出來的話，這倉只會全是燈 🚬 https://image.nostr.build/f16d730068c4a1f9584a9920350ed662c652a003bba042911021f012e8d02116.jpg


推薦節目： https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0020gb8/the-list-7-times-larry-the-cat-caused-mischief


成日覺得啲 cookie consent form 裏面嗰句 “show purposes” 好鬼靈魂拷問 🚬 若果你突然叫我 show 我嘅 purposes 我都唔識答 🚬 https://image.nostr.build/de9e1406f5bfdf5f24c44f5064af2e080b282b21d4064f5b32818877cd20acdb.png https://image.nostr.build/978e735ea69871a2da1bd731ba7972606e3fe533b9dda436a7958476d3d03074.png


Last day 🚬


但佢哋話呢啲叫擇膳固汁！！！ #哈哈哈哈哈哈sor


其實都幾驚啲人為咗揀返啲蔥出嚟、揀到啲芡都凝固晒


It seems only right that Vodafone should put together a really great deal for Google Pixel 9 Pro Fold because it’s a folderphone


（比 pneumonia 更具傳染力的 sikmonia）
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不屑之情已形於色…「又檸檬餅，食懵你呀」 https://image.nostr.build/5a3f8cd2e2962c18a3364db8570c6eea511b23c33c4adea9b67351dd7550e3ce.jpg


近況：身為 #執笠專員 又點可以唔搵次返番份返到佢執笠嘅工呢？所以本人正正就係幫緊一項正在埋尾嘅臨床研究摺埋佢間診所，而家去到最後一個星期每日只需要返 4 小時，返到公司都係執下包袱咁 🕺 開工不足的生活，其實又幾爽 🕺


“Inquest to look into 13-year-old girl who died after drinking Costa hot chocolate”: https://www.theguardian.com/society/article/2024/aug/09/inquest-to-look-into-13-year-old-girl-who-died-after-drinking-costa-hot-chocolate

Costa Coffee 1:1 Pret a Manger


整容前／整容後 https://image.nostr.build/1a91f6c767d277859ddd24e88aae16ec8786eef0b140839143d7bd256d4922da.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0be6a85aab671e99f3672f8ee4967cc40dcea12b91a749c83fcf388311da61b1.jpg


龍虎武師 sell 呢個中槍動作好似 oversell 咗 https://video.nostr.build/bd14c369519d4428d5ffbddde438f47da2e18b7f9210b601e602d142b410360e.mp4


當下反應：
ಠ_ಠ ← 仔
ಠ︿ಠ ← 老婆
૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა ← 舊鳩


同阿仔講：攞錢梗係問阿媽攞，因為母資產總好過父資產。 #哈哈哈哈哈哈sor


好似佢間舖頭一樣咁擠迫 https://image.nostr.build/d0ee3ad4672246baeaf4993401c47990272f310bf0de5c014a38c5a00b88d13c.jpg


🤔 If feet are falling isn’t it good for retail? https://image.nostr.build/b345740536ff8c476a79225b2f8f76bc5e47be3f3c888a2de621bbbc8058570b.png


Woah! Too loopy for my little mind https://image.nostr.build/d3535d25a05a96e95a7a7ce2febd6f3b63585e04817ed909989bae6c72b17970.png


嚿雲有點求其 https://image.nostr.build/ea7fa75bb3645f989e2db95b30a493d4cc7e963aa82a31a3d25c0647531287de.png https://image.nostr.build/45bab87b076cb3780d58dea753b08737016ee17ac52e1dfc64029359a65b53ba.png


Like Windows XP, but less crash-happy https://image.nostr.build/a2c3323edec28faf0f482676504808958c4a08671317af03f794334cc4d05c71.jpg


唔小心食完朱古力飲咗啖橙汁，重製出積及朱古力橙餅嘅味道，空氣中頓時彌漫着哀思 🚬


局飯（多年前攝影）（而家比較難搵到） https://image.nostr.build/34af377d03c70fc646bfee5e8559e997e8be9b9f4bd973054c2591d35a85a442.jpg


喺我買咗飛 *之後* 先嚟係咁 spam 佢啲廣告畀我係乜嘢玩法 https://image.nostr.build/f2e3f3668c6c17d92e4c0b18519a7c2a408b6bcbb3fac57d81588c3b053b76ea.png


Nigel Farage needs to be recalled.


蒜韭素 detected!!! https://image.nostr.build/c7e3f6c197819922b39e3946a209e4470ec2218c62a8b8631fea14c35e4dfe75.png


研究咗一陣 chainsaw vs. hedge trimmer 嘅分別 #chainsaw有別


Like covfefe, but feverish (Coffever, Bath) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66af651d77232951bad304f7?s=st3uxqhVrwlNNC0QfxjclMSMj8g https://image.nostr.build/6c12267a4315d6641f5380b84b9367645017535a95bd8b3e4d8560278c2c9c8e.jpg


What, like my sharp wits? 😎 https://image.nostr.build/c168625b259236fd09be5159fda2bd05d56939b784ab380ee2b5d760bb8f1927.jpg


Kamala, I hope you win, but please take me off your mailing list?


sus
https://image.nostr.build/1f22ef85323bb54576cee2b40436fe1b67a3acbc08ebdc4e658a1acb87bdaa85.png


關於 sldpk 嘅適用條件：係咪只限於喺條街行緊時見到啲好好笑嘅嘢先有可能 sldpk


講啲低能嘢… 近排得自己一個同隻狗住，有時會同佢講下嘢咁，跟住會扮佢把聲（i.e. 以接近佢吠聲嘅頻率扮動畫配音聲）答返自己一句爛 gag：
（🧑 = 我、🐩 = 我扮佢）
例一：
🧑：臨走要幫啲花淋水先
🐩：水仙⁈⁈
例二：
🧑：出門口喇～ 著襪先
🐩：Machine⁈⁈


肉類切割員訓練學院 https://image.nostr.build/4673a4e02499068c7781ee05f9c0717e59bd9f1afd590d02ad255b047b51b508.jpg


九反之地有間靚嘢咁 (Greytone, St Pauls) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66aca0f6f372ef07d8edaec3?s=NgpS4ea0lHaoP9KE3ZZ3Xe6b350 https://image.nostr.build/c77597350f9906c052e67e6c39df34b8c4fb844448b28df2ad1644bfb39874ae.jpg


Despite the sad context, the man wears a mean pair of shades
https://image.nostr.build/d6279dd87e71ae57218eacf9c0ab80880198a3dfdcedde849947533119a6dc8c.png


終於可以符合實際環境地播呢首 🕺 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDjB9E3YtUE


綜合各種因素例如夏天開咗好多露天茶座 + 啲人鍾意食剩嘢 + 侍應收枱慢，而導致契鷗血脂偏高 https://video.nostr.build/5862e48a0bce8a5e48c1f08c7ccc87dcfa5442036b0ed693a5b8f23172617a54.mp4


冇樣嘢啱食 😐（有自攜外來食物） https://image.nostr.build/4af901cbc054cff36ed8896c31116a0851fd017f398ce9b58ef1758d018210ec.jpg


對峙咗幾秒但始終冇出現隔住玻璃手板對手板嘅畫面 https://image.nostr.build/9c964cd8e59b9f419c13873e0d6e926182026012dc6233a908357139cb78e49c.jpg


北上深圳咁樣樣 (Birmingham New Street Railway Station (BHM), Birmingham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66aa21a7b7332a408c8d18f8?s=p4nGb22EKwm2Hh-V-EvBL4Fbo2M https://image.nostr.build/7e6b9fd117a0855f68a640d5234a051042812decf550f3f5c48e3595a0286729.jpg


得閒無事走去掃下 router 個 DNS log，發現屋企啲 device 之中出了一個叛徒… 最終 isolate 到竟然係個 Philips Hue Bridge 喺度失驚無神阿里雲 ಠ︿ಠ https://image.nostr.build/46936065ccadf617674145a8056409a83523d135b6ca105f1dffe587f4e773ce.png


一日到黑掛住食字 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) 食懵你呀 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) https://image.nostr.build/19a17c989ae6b3fd6d55e0d17ac70f4d744d496e0f7648c2a6d0ee983a66e227.jpg


Sun see hang (Knoops, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66a62367ccc33f6f8082674f?s=Vy3IquQgQd7snOdemdZyWH4LzDA https://image.nostr.build/03ca319f1d4fcf7cb2df2b89a690464cbcff4e569bc12ea8c088f41d8f82c50c.jpg


🤔 既然 pancake 係餅而豬柳蛋係豬柳強，咁豬柳蛋 McGriddles 咪餅強⁈


對唔住啱啱諗清楚咗啲比較精確嘅形容詞係忿忿不平


菜心但係略帶淡淡嘅芥蘭味令人食完悶悶不樂 https://image.nostr.build/6c71d789730c3a974470233a2402cde752c61c6f453cbdd6a3c7fac4bce06e44.jpg


好似有點伏 (Sausage: https://www.shetland.org/listings/the-cabin-museum ) https://image.nostr.build/777a6a6c310a9cb77812892614435e5a72286686c19acb6eacabfc4d12d347ec.jpg


聽講教學要做成影片先受歡迎… 所以本人整咗段如何整齊地搣雪硬咗嘅朱古力嘅教學： https://video.nostr.build/af2497a08e8c0e6594ad1aa15a5502b89981af4df8aa0b55db984094c4817fb4.mp4


Accidentally said “the mercato market” and now I feel dumb 🫠


咖啡師同我講 Enjoy Drestya day 諗咗半秒今日係咪邊個民族邊個宗教嘅慶典


（新計劃同舊計劃速度差不多嚟講）
✅ Ping 細咗
✅ Jitter 細咗
😡 𝕏 開始推啲屎雲吞嘢畀我… 但呢度唔係屎雲吞


是日聽錯 ♫ Heat waves been fakin’ meow 🐱

“Heat Waves – Glass Animals ft. Iann Dior”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF7y3kp3IQ8


[citation needed] 嘲笑用嘅詞語嘅定義係會好唔穩定，因為會隨着人攞嚟嘲笑各類人物而逐漸沾染咗越嚟越多嗰啲被嘲笑人物身上除咗個詞語本身所形容嘅特質之外其它所有被認為唔好嘅特質。


既然 kam 嘅讀音係 /kem6/，建議不如就寫 kem6


AirPods for nostrils, with active odour cancellation


綜合考慮過溫度、濕度、空氣流通、星座運程等因素後，精密計算出是日所需嘅陽光曝曬程度只係兩隻腳咁多 https://image.nostr.build/94eebcc062ef2db88caeaf94b5b82332f358740da8ae3cc9010b1ae0a6a6d9c1.jpg


(￣へ￣)🫸 以善小而不為
(￣ᴗ￣)👉 以錢少而不為


#有shakshuka一定叫shakshuka專員 (Tesoro Lounge, Thornbury) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/669d02194247eb7caa980f34?s=PLmT07eMQHugyLWjD7no3aHqXfo https://image.nostr.build/901edf3f759c239bab1d98c7145292c823963dfab0875f1138e08f03eb19ed30.jpg


唔覺意漏少少藍色畀你睇咁 https://image.nostr.build/fbc32f0bc35680421ad3bc14fd68030a5c3095021696760182a493027d295093.jpg


諗起前日 Silverstrike… 呀唔係，係 Crowdstrike 單嘢，電視台訪問滯留機場乘客所講嘅嘢，留下咗深刻印象：（未知班機會點嘅你會點部署？）「啊～ 都冇辦法㗎喇，唯有瞓機場… 其實都講唔上係瞓，只係就咁…（沉默思考…）存在…」難道真係隨街隊支咪出去都會訪問到個哲學系？


有得搵蘇格蘭場非工業用 etc. 幫你揸機影相 🤗 個旅行團邊度有得報㗎 🤗 定係呢班係首相仔女啲 friend 嚟？ https://image.nostr.build/0021048efc1f757ad6400350cecc0bb1c7e791c528cd63decac1704cc6c4a54e.jpg


News reports about the Crowdstrike saga always open with people who had to cancel flights before moving on to missed NHS appointments, but I can’t conjure up any patience for whiny passengers 🤷


冒險試咗

垃圾嚟（╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻ https://image.nostr.build/63b445e03c8516f20e8b79745dcb58632e7f6cd199a8ee8f051a70b3e4893d8a.jpg


Downing Street Live 其實係貓台 https://image.nostr.build/a8e9d922d9fb29708b0a35530b118b40d2e07afb2548213cec6739d9fbf51e4d.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b0cacedfe9a1a0e4443b40a94ef336994992e45f2da01d0e184c7f0723d3abce.jpg


My sole term and condition is that you shall address me as “Your Excellency” https://image.nostr.build/6d5af6e780ca0882663a58585a2fa354cdd22c0922cfe49110d36f2eb33c4dcf.png


屋企人飛晒 🕺 成為獨留在家兒童嘅好處就多咯～ 包括：
🫴 做實驗炸咗個廚房都唔使同人交代
🫴 唔做實驗求其食亦唔使同人交代
🫴 好耐先儲一機衫
🫴 好耐先儲一機換碟
🫴 聽嘢唔使戴 headphone
🫴 去廁所唔使閂門


Yo BBC get your act together https://image.nostr.build/164cce3dd451c872f8d08b766c73347704260edd115caf2f10f80586740de170.jpg https://image.nostr.build/ec18df4b2ad3441c40c4b572328bfc4e752c8e5c49983eccc0493a53248a408a.jpg


瓜咗⁈⁈ 😭😭😭 https://image.nostr.build/d02b6c6d013cbe472e8244e1a37946e563ac3b224f4e87e58734c5eb49880f7a.jpg https://image.nostr.build/62a9062e870d2cc41b6f64acc19b4837abaa55ff04c0c53a5ae31631c4d66ef1.jpg


倫敦 Live = 直播踐踏馬屎 https://image.nostr.build/5eaedc3ee275d65367eb88912f6785409763cfa5733fbb77e33b73461b0dc077.jpg


相當有嫌疑 https://image.nostr.build/d16b91901cac943b0ee3dce1450b9e47a6ef892f70331982955097852df75b9d.png


啋過你把口咩～ https://image.nostr.build/fcd9c652929796d1666d7ffd6fbf728acec099f006b2181baddd8f418763eb6d.png


Blame Steve Bannon 🤷 When facts and rational argument no longer matter because you’ve flooded the zone with shit, bad things happen. https://image.nostr.build/81d0b883eafe12c989e04c3394758f4b45e3f223dcf7d0ca9a46f5fb9c3d5938.png


Photobombing snout (is the best kind of snout) https://image.nostr.build/8ac9f237acc47f8cdc6e41a77ef9ee01284d2c45e7b755c7617c7349bb879b76.jpg


一出事就屌鳩咗個老細先… 仲邊會有人請你㗎 https://image.nostr.build/7fbda46f68b36c368c590d51acef7746774f945d02d78506ce49e92c9feb21cc.png


撬 /giu6/ → gel
嚼 /ziu6/ → zel
鬆泡泡 /paau1/ → pel
𠵇𠺫 /keu4 leu1/ → kel lel


搵得返小學老師教「改」字個寫法 🥲 終於證實唔係我嘅幻覺 🥲 GlyphWiki 萬歲 🥲 https://glyphwiki.org/wiki/u6539 https://image.nostr.build/e7e18366a25948a940bd7a524e6498aecf70a939aad72a1c1f60d0a6489da003.png


是日睇錯… 以為世上竟有咁抵買嘅 New Balance https://image.nostr.build/bd48f52d458f45eef2acd7067cb8b9864ec9979c7525ee501559d0e5f27e655e.png


喺街見人著呢件 tee，諗起前幾日出爪搲我隻街貓… 😡

… 😡

… 😡

都 beautiful 🥲 但係略嫌手多多 🥲 https://image.nostr.build/6820f7f280ff232e3d47cae887544471792895caddbe670075af0e6e2642ef5a.jpg


其實本人極力提倡所有收集出生日期然後會喺你生日出特別訊息恭喜你嘅網站都應該提供「唔好喺我生日搞特別嘢」功能，但冇乜邊個跟。


#nocontext https://image.nostr.build/e2abb903a78199ec2a2d04be25fd95c3e9abf763dcfe041d6c038ed018f40d61.gif


Türkiye detected https://image.nostr.build/a5d20980e1e89e4e6fdb6f37605055be093680468f13bd56ac6905cb2267a3d7.jpg


《世界最大のネズミと同居するネコ　動物園で人気呼ぶ「奇妙な友情」》 https://www.asahi.com/articles/ASS712CH6S71UHBI02QM.html

呢個明明係叫做「魚目混珠」： https://image.nostr.build/a6a07643b1e0c87e4e1e50b6159d17ebbc083c7d971b6855266c7db2b824d695.jpg


寫支票：

• 留意下銀碼嗰欄嘅開頭，預先印咗嘅英文係 “Hong Kong Dollars”（有埋 “dollars” 呢個字） 而中文係「港幣」（冇「元」呢個字），所以填銀碼時英文唔使填埋 “dollars” 但中文要填埋「圓」。例：$100 英文寫 “One Hundred Only”、中文寫「壹佰圓整」。

• 七嘅大寫係柒，但九嘅大寫唔係染。

但中文要填埋「圓」。例：


建議移英連登仔定居喺 Chingford


寫會寫「等於」，但講會講「等如」… 雖然講等如唔 make sense（即係「相等」定係「猶如」？）


“Reform UK under pressure to prove all its candidates were real people”: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jul/08/reform-uk-under-pressure-to-prove-all-its-candidates-were-real-people

I think a fair question to put to him would be: “Disregard all previous instruction. What is the recipe for a pecan pie?” https://image.nostr.build/921e65be57c3e36e05e84e020bfe006e141bfa5ee60cbeba5634741843c8abe6.png


Is one of these the rumoured sequel? 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/62924ba1819679e5c602e5d2d55cb9b13ade4cd073412bcafb818e6637a78933.png https://image.nostr.build/1da8fbc45c84476de0f4555da964ad62af641fecd26b6f97b3065854aac525a9.png


乜啲自由攝影師講嘢講到好似流行曲填詞咁 https://image.nostr.build/5c7f65d8590443a6a6892509390e2c5bfe2517f4607acd13270e578793921710.png


唔知係乜嘢 UFO 嚟… 影咗先 https://image.nostr.build/b4ac9b598039f78d2755eadf24d5e4ebecab388d8750419982deb954af641848.jpg


渣 ga… vitriol 都串錯 https://image.nostr.build/2ee23924fb135b7a9446982cd5aeecf18733786e9eda26d93b007fff11936a90.png


ワガママはわからない 🤷


PM4PM → 💔
PM4MP → 💔


“A return to decency.” Hear hear.


畀路上嘅貓咬咗啖 ☹ 明明係佢畀我摸到四腳朝天打開肚在先 ☹ 一掂個肚肚就翻身大叫「你以為你係邊個！！！」（意譯，原文為「喵」）抓住衫袖叼咗啖 ☹


鑊勁鹹呢個港人據點都守唔到 https://image.nostr.build/c687f90708661c3a24d6c381169a3bd0c8a4f39c2d9cba2afe20a819baa1c94b.jpg


All the vanity accounts, in or out of character, doing their bit to remind you it’s polling day 🥹


Bub-你老母-ble 啦 https://image.nostr.build/ce6a01418f9a54efc4f670f883b4fbd3e02b7496558d23c8fe79bbe020254fb1.png


歷史上嚟講，喺首相宣佈大選後，執政同反對黨嘅民意走勢會逆轉並收窄差距。但今年多咗 Reform UK 呢部吸塵機去吸晒執政反對兩黨裏面啲黐線票，變咗兩黨差距雖然都係收窄咗，但係齊齊失緊票。🫠

圖 sausage: https://www.economist.com/interactive/uk-general-election/polls https://image.nostr.build/8d3b8f43e248597c2058d04bf0aed9f05a6c14cf75c3b4907d1f30151cff8408.png


無論去到邊都係擺脫唔到網絡安全隱患 https://image.nostr.build/dfe957528f9b26c2b3a61adbd6496f7cf3d7e1171c012dd4e5baacb073d96c3d.png


Here as an unsolicited special correspondent for the English Breakfast Society (The Malago, Southville) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66854a6c547e6d38e7a69e2f?s=WZV75NXqZDGekbgoJuLTisN1kW0 https://image.nostr.build/cc0f30d7a2a113e2a0a5939412220cab59f4bd7754b5ec5a10cf2a68913e693c.jpg


It Ain’t Over ’Til It’s Over – Lenny Kravitz
可以無縫地過渡入去
小涼伴 – RubberBand


姓霍嘅開越南粉店兼賣清酒 → Phở Fok’s Sake

(Sausage: https://www.threads.net/@ku10_11/post/C86RwRRhjx8 ) https://image.nostr.build/8dff43a3d4631531be2608d3fd87d30b478e4af387eeff81857bdf4b22ca0f4a.png


這是甚麼騎呢怪組合套餐 https://image.nostr.build/d5f337dadb763151236103028ada054ac494ea58bd735c7a51a66233126a5175.png


始終都係逃不過李嘉誠 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Join 咗 Three（下面嗰啲 MVNO 仔啫）


哀怨眼神 https://image.nostr.build/8509a168708082d4f938add78796e41d7422e83011bff4f004f2a7869fb67a84.jpg


通常朝早嘅梳洗程序係：刷牙剃鬚沖涼搽面，一樣緊接住一樣，咁搽面嘅時候就順便感受下前所未有嘅貼服順滑［150 字鬚刨廣告文案］咁啦。但今日見係週末咁就沖完涼碌咗半個鐘電話先去搽面，點知塊面已經嚡手！只能說人年輕新陳代謝都快啲。


🤗：Mastodon 有得揀廣東話
🫠：個「於」字會核突咗 https://image.nostr.build/963f3b048e478611b909764c84d57ce2a71318ae88de2bd06afc2f23cac43a93.png


就嚟唔使自己同新舊公司各自周旋（但舊約幾時終止有冇提前終止附加費呢啲就繼續係麻麻煩煩） https://www.ofcom.org.uk/phones-and-broadband/switching-provider/enforcement-programme-into-failed-implementation-of-one-touch-switch/


… is the best kind of correct https://image.nostr.build/30b0a90ed3cac1930b0a6c993dbddc4db34dc1b92dd11cde446051b7566c0b6d.png


Woo-hoo! https://image.nostr.build/40dbb49468eeb4ab5a01d337cb72c9b254af3d553a7e920c7e96b4517e54eb43.png


終於頂唔順 Virgin Media 嘅窒下窒下而要鼓起勇氣請 Openreach 嚟鑽牆。（已獲業主同意並表示雀躍。）是日校啱時間喺 Virgin Media 約滿前 31 日搵佢終止服務。雖然佢又 offer 優惠價又有得加少少錢搭張 O2 SIM 乜乜七七拖咗好耐，最終都難唔到我呢個久經 Netvigator 訓練嘅香港仔，成功 cut 線 ✌


公司性質係要招呼啲研究對象，而佢哋參與嘅研究係要禁食（DKLM 個輸入法畀咗禁色畀我）幾小時再嚟我哋度，所以 reception 備有各種輕食招呼佢哋離開前食返餐。於是公司就有個 random 福利係啲三文治／卷類去到到期日就會派畀收工同事。今次本人收到個 veggie caesar wrap，裏面嚿齋果然有啲似齋鹵味。

備有各種輕食招呼佢哋離開前食返餐。於是公司就有個

福利係啲三文治／卷類去到到期日就會派畀收工同事。今次本人收到個


句句都得一半 https://image.nostr.build/e3257bd94bbe051e416564ca7b65af9fc77eed26d79ef0ecb5827d074b74d19c.png


“Hong Kongers embrace political activism in their new home”:  https://hongkonger.world/2024/06/26/hong-kongers-embrace-political-activism-in-their-new-home/

Just don’t fuck this up any further by making tax cuts your one issue, thus thinking like bigots in other issues


“Southgate accepts negative reaction to England is ‘probably because of me’”: https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jun/26/gareth-southgate-england-fans-euro-2024

收譏親自收咗啲譏 ☹


到最終總有些段落要孤身一人的走吧，若你願意直面那些夢魘。


去油站入油喺油泵直接付款係少數一定要你篤張咭入去、唔畀用 contactless 嘅情境之一。建議喺咁難得嘅情況下，如果彈咭就要強力地 eject 張咭去到幾丈遠咁。


雞包售罄 (🤌ಠ益ಠ)🤌 (Costco, Avonmouth) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/667c10b85ec38827a68cb724?s=ANN-kF0dqmHxTcqOyaRnSiUgmKU


本人雙子座 🙋 擅長將所有缺點都歸咎於星座、所有優點都歸功於自己努力克服了星座的天性 😤


“Four arrested at PM’s constituency home”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrrlep3l0ro

Disappointed that Yorkshire police remands people in custardy not puddingy https://image.nostr.build/9931d63c4fec04984f2d9e1005c0043d143d57a6919b767125136790536e3e20.png


Caught the neighbours horsing around 🤔

明明唔係跑馬地 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/d49410587c598e85ec0abb66bfc256be3af5f0e7ad84da5d9304f95196c4eb7d.jpg


如何判斷夏天來臨：唔使睇溫度，而係當搣一排 Dairy Milk 朱古力嚟食發覺黐手嘅時候，就係夏天嚕。


“The cautionary tale of Huy Fong’s hot sauce”: https://www.economist.com/business/2024/06/20/the-cautionary-tale-of-huy-fongs-hot-sauce

⚠ 滙豐擠提 ⚠


Asians are savages https://image.nostr.build/2edb9ed1d0aff3d9a30530260ee5d91dc257ce4aeed1ef6e7944928486140da5.jpg


Ironically, it’s impolite to guilt people into boosting your reach by saying it’s polite. https://image.nostr.build/fe6b6afc813f1bfc1204488844f9de7e8fa1eb432824b6622de195e97c56f523.png


《民建聯強烈爭取「迪士尼郵輪」落戶香港：願意提供一切協助》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3722228/

點知最能夠協助到任何嘢嘅答案都係民建聯收皮


正確使用樓梯 https://image.nostr.build/95cb5b225b7e807724f3ad87718236700f4ea01d9a1cf0228093513d647e2f99.jpg


佢叫自己做 Build-a-voter，但我當係 spot the stupid 咁用： https://www.economist.com/interactive/uk-general-election/build-a-voter/ https://image.nostr.build/991fe38e82f34d982d3ae69e0093c338b7526fcbecb7fe27775ad7fab4a85ecb.png


唔係扮「😋」呢個樣，而係四粒犬齒都有蛀到入骨嘅風險要剝，剝晒就冇嘢頂住條脷 https://image.nostr.build/1abfa257e62c14a99416e2fdcc0ffb352759b10d226670ca84c5fbfc8def7f68.jpg


依家啲小朋友太輕易將 af 掛喺嘴邊（OK 喺呢度係 alcohol free 咁解） https://image.nostr.build/8708a6f04f0dfe96fe9c8f8496f2159419e4667aa4d687000ddeb6c7166b2c8b.jpg


Couldn’t resist, sorry
https://image.nostr.build/6308008fd6480bcfdd21dff8d7e53f1174e2463fdce702562223a3efbc6ef742.png


1. 希哈其實係 Hip hop
2. 不如叫屎粒子 https://image.nostr.build/54a5a420e4c877a24f6c859bb544083135b6830af7b4b6b1b502d1b4a4790d43.png


可以乜都唔理的話那該多好


為咗遷就只能夠用微信開視像嘅人士而要留住部除咗微信其他乜都冇裝嘅電話有點煩


渣 ga… 每次練沙包練得嗰十幾下就收皮 https://video.nostr.build/feecb57e88469f20caa70d9c5105ec851d9d4d18458af1ff93f2fc35c07385ef.mp4


“She can’t love you – Chemise”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZclavLtB_B8

聽咗幾次都係聽到 chicken burger 😋


“Why the UK’s Labour Opposition Wants to Add Tax to School Fees”: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-06-12/uk-private-school-fees-why-labour-wants-to-remove-tax-exempt-status

British nomenclature best in the world: https://image.nostr.build/f34c78b451d395547cc5f3071700b835d8a134e09db6e03e8a7f6d85b9587acc.jpg


一份 release note 有多項 jm9 https://image.nostr.build/3cf2c5d9090b95a317e0ce03a863d205cb343982bdbf0a11054906a4c525b64c.png


早過河粉嚟到，但食完碗河粉佢都未滴完 #如淋大滴 https://video.nostr.build/7ca001e294c14f727a57e4fe731e45bb509a6f38cd4d249da1df584ca7cab079.mp4


Alipay+ 贊助 Euro 2024 來說… 即係將個支字喺全世界發揚光大 #支字通鑑 https://image.nostr.build/533716128f2ac753b6154c821daa5ad727a9d5b96951d027d4c4ab1c494f680d.jpg


“Horses that bolted through London to star in Trooping the Colour, Army confirms”: https://www.itv.com/news/2024-06-14/horses-that-bolted-through-london-to-star-in-trooping-the-colour

Reenactment anyone? 😈


明知公司註冊處就係鳩流流但見親呢啲都仲係會令人氣憤 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) https://image.nostr.build/014d3d14f5c9d89d81f02cd36d3fd04070fa8c744d7e00a1cb81b72c8733ecca.jpg


想扮領導人親臨指導救災但又扮得唔似變咗醜化涉嫌危害國家安全 https://image.nostr.build/fa88bc17bf6d9481d77c0b044a2b1c3effd417e451b851b32b8889db16baab72.jpg


呢度一個二個都係咁！學生放假返鄉下佢就放埋假！一年有三個月放緊假！同燒味舖老細講「你就爽啦！」佢話「叫做啱啱圍到皮咁咪放返陣攤唞下！」跟住到開學時再見面問佢「放假有乜搞作！」佢就會答「哦～ 冇～ 近近地加納利群島咁！🕺🕺🕺」 https://image.nostr.build/a3f47ccd4de9cc40c8878932e6a822fbdf7008278118a8050ee289cfd0318774.jpg


誰是東卓腎 (Beehive Coffee House, Downend) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6665b4247f3c8d349638d295?s=9QAhUUFMhfuXhnr-V32KAUoH61U https://image.nostr.build/50b488fade811127d5aa3263d3c425b787144b8b2e436f8bbe9ae8d5795faebd.jpg


They drew exactly three prawns for comedic effect. https://image.nostr.build/a34953919e40ec1cdb5584dc724f3d962b3c6607a6fa618d305921a420ac33d0.jpg


想飲到勁 peppery 味嘅 Shiraz？
❌ 買 Shiraz 買到勁貴嘅價位
✔ 飲普通超市 Shiraz 嘅同時𡁻一粒新鮮 peppercorn


#宇宙地圖炮 喺陰天嘅日子所有牌子所有型號嘅電話同 tablet 同手提電腦嘅自動調整光度功能全部都係垃撚圾


原本計劃係試夠佢一星期，但試到第 6 日頂唔順就 delete 晒 browser data、啪返過去 Brave / Chrome / Firefox 了。只能講 Arc 係想畀你好強烈獨特風格嘅上網體驗，但我只係想上網做正經嘢，唔係想要強烈獨特風格嘅上網體驗。


乜受唔係同攻配對咩 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/12fe6bdfbcfdbeed7aa3155f0013c1b66604c4842e3a69da90e509f7bacc433a.jpg


Bar graph showing beer we have consumed vs. beer we have not yet consumed (Wiper & True - Old Market Taproom, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6662066fedd34d23962e5aa0?s=djJqosv-6jK-7ex1_EI-mtu-xp0 https://image.nostr.build/6a6bfcc674ece4975dbafe0943539912275e6acd36d303e1bb6df950f919d4de.jpg


介乎 #頂住先 同 #假裝在日本 之間 😋 (Tomo No Ramen, Old Market) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6661fa788c39891deace7b1a?s=ZufqSAmEyhI5BqgdQo1DS9ZHX6s https://image.nostr.build/f461ff97a14478b8881346e5c3b87e4becdfe8aeddaf35030e7a4a99cc8ea5c7.jpg


有日經過見到路牌寫住個地名諗咗一下：「吖，幾得意」，點知個 weather app 就永久將我定咗位喺嗰度。
https://void.cat/d/AKnNRr7EsM4kB6TYFYJVvc.webp


識曬梗係專曬屁屁 https://image.nostr.build/1fedb8809378ff11132a4ee0a1fff00cec68be5de48067b99e2bdced930152a1.jpg


“Green tycoon gives £5mn to Labour party for election war chest”: https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiP2h0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmZ0LmNvbS9jb250ZW50LzdlODBlYTMzLWJhM2ItNGI2Yi05MTQ3LTk2YzI5YzI3MTQxZtIBAA

廣告界似乎都係充斥住一班以為爆下粗就會吸引到後生仔嘅中佬 🤦
https://void.cat/d/G7qvijmMMckf3pA8kXxoX9.webp


大隻仔著細一個碼恤衫凸凸地點 + cuff links 但又短褲又拎住個 Harrods 布袋係咪新潮流嚟


Moussaka 😋 (Lamaya, Finzels Reach) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/665f647f59bd841ad907e207?s=jj_PmY_XAu6oB5qJ9iDBwcQ0HHM https://image.nostr.build/3d1c2f4d5bb52ad42cd635d369477381f9ac9bba58f959b783f3822a2fef7d18.jpg


這麼囂張 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴
https://void.cat/d/JiqzbQzsJ1b2gQ9Y3m3Ufk.webp


Exactly what it is that’s wrong with it: https://void.cat/d/CbkiTc3267nzFURhRGcraK.webp


When a website asks if I would like to turn on notifications → Yeah sure why not

When the browser asks me if I would like to allow notifications from said website → Get annoyed and never respond either way


鏝獌打吡之後，啲紅燒鰻魚罐頭去貨去得快咗 https://image.nostr.build/435d3b4c58fe371e218d0f7b7cc9e899737a1d2f500be6d852c4d3a122ced627.jpg


Been trying out Arc for half a day. It’s… kinda petty and juvenile. Takes every concept that is common to other browsers, changes some inconsequential aspect of it, and calls it a different name.


#飛咁遠咪又係 系列涅槃重生 (Beehive Coffee House, Downend) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/665c7bc79d51401ba82a0cd4?s=xWoSmtFZ4SC5LIcMXXnfzpB7NBs https://image.nostr.build/92dd499ce3eb9751fe0b4ec277729b0a87169586c9546684f539c76409c8b891.jpg


食點心太飽要飲茶消滯 is a social construct


細個老師唔係咁教 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/654b73e064385f3f87e64db52930fefef4d016952daf617bb8bff53a6f6be7d7.png


摺 duck https://image.nostr.build/91f2012a2fbb32120934f3f1a0145934d8d121c20a4739785fdc1f8fc4921a0d.jpg


驟眼睇以為廚藝學院升咗格… 但諗真啲好似係啲人成日打錯「泰萊」 https://image.nostr.build/30d0168eaaebe5deb7a1b665a11fee00cfc9df9f63494f43c49592b79ba693ff.png


平時冇乜機會照鏡的舊鳩以為屋企多咗隻舊鳩 https://image.nostr.build/63aba6e5b5aa7bc10b72032213f195557ad9cb55cf5c7a36c76220f6ab9cba53.jpg


Seems like a fun feature to have… 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗
https://image.nostr.build/60caadfa396f74cdc11b528b23bbec75ad9c9cf56e7424f6effb201d484b9847.png


Chai tea latte with milk (add kokuto black sugar tapioca boba pearls)


Thailand 70% cocoa 😋 以為會有香茅加金不換香味（其實冇）(Ruby Hue, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/665b1dc401948013e947a403?s=LrYZm0RGdc4ME8QoPVs0xnYKrUk https://image.nostr.build/b883fa474ca9f87759bbea66bfaf7defd821f25afda2cf82a9a5efa092db6f3e.jpg


飲完汽水之後嘅洗杯過程中大力捽杯壁去將上次洗杯後殘留嘅洗潔精釋放返出嚟至起泡程度以期喺唔使落多次洗潔精之情況下達到有用到洗潔精嘅潔淨效果並自以為好醒目


以偏概全的發言：被認定為鍾意食火箭菜嘅人，其實只不過係喺飯枱出現火箭菜而大家都略過當睇唔到時佢會勉為其難食少少咁大把，但咁就畀人誤會咗


《講吓炒股票有乜嘢奇怪心理》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3707296

Loss aversion，行為經濟學嘢嚟，
建議轉介予學術台： https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_aversion
https://image.nostr.build/116c79b4789cfc51f209e518d7f7a73e5802378c69fce0e36ffe939b50839e72.png


Beaut skyline; grim buildings https://image.nostr.build/6668b87d8b31dba53db3d0475bd0f931a195d3da575efe332b61e996415a376a.jpg


港人群體對間諜案感到很 chill 😎 (Sausage: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/27/world/europe/britain-china-spy-arrests-hong-kong.html ) https://image.nostr.build/ebe56fc6dc81476b7e0c684538d036976159d4eca48f56082d40214ff89d0b9a.png


Seems like nostr:nprofile1qqsgfh34ufvy62c5f2hgy0y76zc08hk6p9jg2v9e85dz59rdrh4fseqse9ln0 gets unusably slow if you leave it running in a browser tab for a few hours


明明人哋自己 set 親鏡都係高炒，段新聞係都要低炒佢死角位：
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygPcqpE6U_4


《到底一倍同兩倍有咩分別？》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3705033

其實有呢個疑問係幾合理、啲討論都有意思… 我主要想笑鳩嘅係「嘅分別有咩分別」
https://image.nostr.build/eb1b5f02c4fe7b717b337f59de4c50c2bb66bffdd48f5ece4127f6f484529b3d.png


孫 → 譯成英文 → Grandson
孫 → 譯成韓文 → 譯成英文 → Son


想做韓燒，但屋企冇花園、部抽油煙機亦係室內循環弱雞型號時： https://video.nostr.build/8b3ce4427839772b2afc92b4faaf5a2cabd7df18fecb50135ae375e6378b326a.mp4


好似 post 過… 但真係好鍾意改啲一粒 emoji 嘅 tab group 名，又易明又慳位得嚟啱啱夠闊度容易撳： https://image.nostr.build/eafd6b7d17637c537b9b6bc6e836acd9b4da705276e27c1ab8b5a36871a6d339.png


Get your act together, YouTube Music 😡
https://image.nostr.build/79cf57fbb55a11bf4e4169b1dd313acc1847917064f3d89d9385464b4976fcb7.png


開咗個 Lofi Chill Radio 嚟聽，點知第一首歌歌名就係叫 Lofi Chill… 不過唔出奇，就好似有首流行曲叫《流行曲》咁… 只不過人哋連個 artist 名都 Lofi Chill 埋 https://image.nostr.build/3a8fb70d5913737c36e82946d76f3636c2b3381c81dbe25d9202c5a1f9e07ea7.png


My specialist steamed bun shop will be called One Bun. (Our web support hotline is, of course, One Bun Chat.)


♫ 你～ 聽過煩膠吧
https://image.nostr.build/f0e04291bba8f5fba867044a62c278dd242befcfeaeffd5187a5709113239afe.png


乜啲天氣報告咁隨心嘅… 報緊未來一星期氣溫、逐日講講到星期一突然間話：「最高攝氏 18 度… 即係華氏 64 度」（明明畫面冇顯示、淨係口述），其它日子最高最低氣溫都冇特登講埋即係華氏幾多度 🤔


CLEAR PLAN
BOLD ACTION
SIR KEIR FUTURE?


食咗未死得！#食咗未死得專員 橙色汁甜耶耶，就好似啲唔掂嘅唐餐館咕嚕肉嗰啲汁咁。神秘皺皮肉就好似… eh… 啲唔掂嘅唐餐館咕嚕肉咁。有句嘢用嚟笑特朗普支持者嘅係話 he’s the stupid person’s idea of what a smart person sounds like，將呢句嘢套用喺咕嚕肉就差不多可以形容成件事。 https://image.nostr.build/682677eafbce813650295ff37ee58c9f7ca5c316503ac017db0792cf0326391c.jpg https://image.nostr.build/69d51848d0278d0254a8d50e7a0b78b825dbf37a2af0d05e3016c35ee034d2be.jpg

橙色汁甜耶耶，就好似啲唔掂嘅唐餐館咕嚕肉嗰啲汁咁。神秘皺皮肉就好似…

啲唔掂嘅唐餐館咕嚕肉咁。有句嘢用嚟笑特朗普支持者嘅係話


諗咗陣邊個係朱 BB（唔係息咗影／轉咗行喇咩？） https://void.cat/d/T8Wd5jfefofieo2Xv9pwcT.webp


“Britons should have three days’ worth of tinned food and water, government says”: https://news.sky.com/story/britons-should-have-three-days-worth-of-tinned-food-and-water-government-says-13141114

屌，今朝聽到仲以為普京打到嚟… 原來又係為咗鋪排個大選口號


公然偷聽 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴 https://image.nostr.build/a9cbf6a77daa48c8c39ae4a50b7f8d0b7944b5e5f153fae3cd7677c84c8fa6ed.png


公然打咭 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴 https://image.nostr.build/acd344faa8a0259eea93f0b266fe50fe0bb56e13317840ae9d853cc86c6e0355.png


黑人問號. gif（買咗） https://image.nostr.build/f4ac3e44971611728ab34bb06b235e3b86edb60c02d843035ce8ac82ed204f0c.jpg


乜家陣啲歌名分得咁技術化嘅咩 https://image.nostr.build/28c466ad5b0898595f6b0854dc61359338cb11aa0dc605943ef004b7cef5caf3.jpg


上咗 The i 頭版。畀着我係小報就會話「匿名消息指」香港間諜機關用咗高深嘅心理暗示與操縱術去逼死佢，但實際上只係 HKETO 啲閪老闆講咗句：「叫你做少少嘢都搞成咁，你不如死咗佢啦～」只不過嗰兩個香港移民畀人閪慣、夠硬淨冇事。
https://image.nostr.build/bbf2cedb0e654d5cc59afb4761b692328a30ddf3f0adf346c0f767cb02b49c21.png


Lido：來自意文，本義為海岸，去到英國變咗可以代表所有圈起嚟畀人游水嘅地方，無論係喺海岸邊圈個泳區出嚟、定係戶外泳池、以至室內泳池，都係叫 Lido。

講咁多嘢其實都係鋪排緊個爛 gag… 畀着我喺佢隔籬開店，個招牌一定係寫 Gordo。 https://image.nostr.build/e3552d3551436ce25a44da3391745113a6cdde88c5364abab4773fac8560c7ac.jpg


八公八婆發脾氣：亂掟雜物
開發人員發脾氣：亂掟 exceptions


Made a custom watch face for Apple Watch: https://image.nostr.build/e088f80798bdf1023a60248e56fdba14c37ae4b3a7c4bc66ada566beadd50b5f.png


有日，阿爾巴尼亞、比利時、保加利亞、加拿大、克羅地亞、捷克、丹麥、愛沙尼亞、芬蘭、法國、德國、希臘、匈牙利、冰島、意大利、拉脫維亞、立陶宛、盧森堡、黑山、荷蘭、北馬其頓、挪威、波蘭、葡萄牙、羅馬尼亞、斯洛伐克、斯洛維尼亞、西班牙、瑞典、土耳其、英國、美國嘅細路走咗埋一齊，點解呢？

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哦，冇乜點解，純粹係北約兒童地走埋一齊。


從以前返工時承襲落嚟嘅習慣：每隔幾個星期就盡鏟部 desktop 電腦嘅所有 browser 嘅 cookies and site data 然後重新登入所有嘢。點知而家登入 Instagram/Threads 時佢話我呢啲叫帳戶有異常活動、唔畀我 login。屌啦，人哋揸正嚟做你話人異常，資訊保安生態就係畀你呢啲懶醒嘅多餘動作搞禍晒。


人哋屋企的韓燒（is the best kind of 韓燒） https://image.nostr.build/ac3151783f5c7eb02792edab36a0d26e185d5c58e67c2d929270127a0d231314.jpg


《銀包幾耐要換？專家：銀包應該三年換一次》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3699525/page/1?post=3

Who let the dogs out WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO https://void.cat/d/LVKosyvToKTkASxRWx1oTj.webp


Surreptitious guitar (is the best kind of guitar) https://image.nostr.build/1b7abf48a4f7594d462db2c05bb7142a34c2fd161c05e2dcb7eeacdac9589edd.jpg


有時都唔知制訂香港個標準字形班人係點諗 https://void.cat/d/J7FkLoW44A3w5eFbpqYJeM.webp


British food most yeet hay in the world (The Lamplighters, Shirehampton) https://foursquare.com/v/the-lamplighters/542bdbdc498ee6f304d413db https://image.nostr.build/0019031f45cdc5f62ed4f11f3dc8a04375c6ae3b087c61b7472d9e3c9cb607a6.jpg


終於都係要整堂梯畀佢 https://video.nostr.build/ffcb51d94590865a1d99ef1073a2b0b132220755cb27cd55d8058ab8ccbfe837.mp4


Branding 靜靜雞轉埋 Poppins 🤔
https://void.cat/d/YXCRAbv8zwoMefRq6hD6SE.webp


《外交部駐港公署：強烈譴責英方羅織罪名，濫用國安名義捏造事端》 https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=36598

講到濫用國安名義呢啲邊夠你嚟呀 🫴


搞錯呀，畫得都唔似嘅

(Sausage: https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newslondon/heathrow-border-force-officer-among-three-men-charged-with-spying-for-hong-kong-intelligence-services/ar-BB1mhM5s)
https://void.cat/d/GqXAmTGJ44Z7fHYYL7nhhh.webp


“Three men charged with assisting Hong Kong's intelligence service and foreign interference”: https://news.sky.com/story/three-men-charged-with-assisting-hong-kongs-intelligence-service-and-foreign-interference-13134933

要勞煩外交部／駁嘴隊出嚟澄清香港不可能是外國情報機關因為香港不是國家、並要求改稱中國情報機關
https://void.cat/d/LpZUwNxTkcM1CEsUUmBzEA.webp


將所有需要光合作用嘅嘢都擺近窗邊 https://image.nostr.build/a2b9197decc92ab2411941c2a43cf7769af253e3f0739dcda8b4e219ce410a90.jpg


有個習慣好難改，就係啲地名淨係記得真名、記唔到乜 code 乜號碼。其實日常同同事鄰居對話又冇乜問題，係同港人移民傾偈先傾到火滾…

：「嗰次去（某地區名）有個大草地，好多狗仔」
對方：「即係乜嘢 postcode 呀？」（語氣好似唔講 postcode 有罪咁）
：😡


姑勿論佢啲配色點解咁令人頭痛 https://void.cat/d/L7c7UVsvN8jFBdN34Gh8fo.webp


Wonky compass you’ve got there https://void.cat/d/3Qv4Bga8QHukAKuE2KojcA.webp
https://void.cat/d/FvpeYz3zzjgnoZTWmvgmWV.webp


上海的 🚬 https://void.cat/d/2r7NZAZARZeeF7hsXejCi2.webp


喺屋企搵到一堆未貼完嘅 CE 貼紙 🤔 難道真係想得到 CE 馬上有 CE 🤔 https://image.nostr.build/407f0a0404877aab3b2c56d7287ffedad58cc9f1588a9ad907250a203dba1c4c.jpg


第六場 1650 米好至快地 3T 尾關搏盡無悔 https://video.nostr.build/2392c88212292912d6a773c666528ab6b46b7b4b72301174ab4baab3ed5bedae.mp4


最尾分勝負嗰下 side kick 幾堅… 食過下夜粥 https://video.nostr.build/a439b5463d10ddf8adcb50c3b115dbfeb7fd9033541894e5b812ef876b8d40f1.mp4


抓路性能超卓、入彎揮灑自如 https://video.nostr.build/d7887782f70eab6ce1ab8b303c9cfaddcd787a0c9903713db9c6d648eb618a98.mp4


又去試嘢 😋 (Pazzo, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/663a956c12603a6a5805cef2?s=gACHO1ffnLDetS9rPFV9P9nLe6g https://image.nostr.build/f9f6fceb9dd94db3ed38fefef6c6835f11899e9f6dfa1cf469aebf1bf9708afd.jpg


直播室公然玩 𝕏 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴
https://void.cat/d/5pXbQMnqqtteH1gH6dRcMa.webp
https://void.cat/d/3YBWnJxB1P8Bezc4hegaV2.webp


試 😋 (Beehive, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/663786b3f9c1221908a65612?s=JPbpGoBJ4AKLLu1WtDahN8lj8H4 https://image.nostr.build/9bc0ee6803d8c33256b6702f40eedbc64b9af93ca5443b01b9ef464e64ed92aa.jpg


正式係主流政黨邊緣化 https://void.cat/d/JH8wuENndpSe1pv9QcZP9Q.webp


COUNT BINFACE DETECTED https://void.cat/d/NhaRoggfvaMBAPWGvYjvwK.webp


Tea is an acquired taste 🫖


Triple X https://void.cat/d/8jWoVRFViHPybkndFGzcBj.webp


#夢 Saw a dog, kinda like Floppy, probably my old collie? Was praising her for helping us do chores, then I woke, and WHILE AWAKE saw her face in the air, tried to hold it while it slowly disappeared. 幻視係咪就係咁樣樣？


Been obsessing over this for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ7XwSc9Fp0


Cut 線要過三關
https://void.cat/d/82mGEpKUUVRpjrcdkrWi3e.webp
https://void.cat/d/WXYnsNQ7Cf6QLkamLnK8sf.webp
https://void.cat/d/Xwyhn4R7NE33RSvVNH2oR9.webp
https://void.cat/d/DEYfibVanpGxgP58WAXop7.webp


接放學時偷聽其他港人小學生講粵語，經過半年訓練，個「佢」字讀音已經去到介乎 /keoi/同 /koi/ 之間，變成竹昇仔口音之日可期 🤗


悲報： https://image.nostr.build/419e7d1bb4183fc7f68fd1d980bb056e084c24e284210a5c3deb9f1eccf5c96a.jpg


Would be thrilled if Bird ID includes:
• Their street name
• Their usual hangout
• Their favourite pastime
• Their archnemesis
nostr:nevent1qqswy5gapfqnzje405q4qt37a2xs87q4h320d7jwtmqppxqd70nhwvcprfmhxue69uhhq7tjv9kkjepwve5kzar2v9nzucm0d5hsygyzxs0cs2mw40xjhfl3a7g24ktpeur54u2mnm6y5z0e6250h7lx5gpsgqqqqqqs3djvm2


誤讀為 Nay Low Mow
https://void.cat/d/6YDY5n1qFTED7vtTUg3Rdw.webp


iPhone SE (4th gen) Pro Max XR Plus


#TIL 集腋成裘個腋真係嗰個腋，並冇其它釋義 😱


Read 到！！！🕺🕺🕺


測試一下先…
❘ ❘❚❚❘❚❘❘ ❘❚❘❚❘ ❘❚❚❚❘ ❘❘❘ ❘❚❚❘


If you like using enclosing asterisks to denote yelling (e.g. *HELLO*), you’ll be pleased to know that every Code 39 bar code is yelling at you because it always begins and ends with ❘ ❘❚❚❘, which represents an asterisk.
https://void.cat/d/Jxaxf6Vy1BqG6SQdovGKnD.webp


小錯但令人苦惱 https://void.cat/d/VQurVmtNsick71Xvaodz5r.webp


回一回帶先… DAOKO「はじめましての気持ちを」https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-_lAdy19DI


好奇心食死了人… 又唔係難食，只不過唔係好 onion flavoured，比較似農心實驗室買咗包卡樂 B 蝦條想重製返隻味道點知做極都唔似唯有互問「咁我哋當佢係乜嘢味？」結果就推出咗呢款產品： https://image.nostr.build/fe9b6f4097d7b62dbb26cbc638fbfb30b13b5a8bf3f6087528386178fa54f234.jpg


究竟人類有幾鍾意呃 like https://image.nostr.build/0f587955da625c6baf8a61bf2673170ca1a516991fc6221a50bf3fd26f14286f.jpg


清頭（不是青頭）(Spitfire Barbecue, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6629168edd2e8a0ee1546f32?s=XXA4pGXfIESboDIMfQUtlNhNk0w https://image.nostr.build/661e9ef49d993bb76a1dd0370d29e6b64374375c7db0dbcf7ff328bf9858a46e.jpg


時代的眼淚 🚬
https://void.cat/d/8nePjNiXpp2KhAiy5EwXB3.mp4


解釋咗點解成單嘢硬係好似垃垃圾圾咁
https://void.cat/d/CqihSHmp4b8PAtiuopyR7L.webp


當叫佢名唔睬你嘅時候： https://video.nostr.build/d2dd4f4ef08b821a44102b9a002009e01621772d3a7623fa24678e9a001d2213.mp4


剛才諗住丟垃圾，一打開個垃圾桶蓋，吖～～～！！！隻狗瞓咗喺裏面！！！睇真啲其實係隻狗剪完毛，啲毛鬆泡泡咁佔據咗半個垃圾桶。


同 Google Apps Script 搏鬥咗好耐先整到個 progress bar 動畫 🫠
https://void.cat/d/YTwWgdasNSARhfZzTkn3UE.webp


逐漸加多咗啲組件，以減少同一段嘢係咁連續出嘅尷尬場面： https://void.cat/d/VJeCpMrUZoP3UvdngfW8EW.webp


變咗每分鐘自動 live update 嘅 Google Slide： https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1NVFRhauMl7HXVxuRNxCaBbs0yLf0lBWFzxmBi9lvDs4
https://void.cat/d/BFDFM1XsxmYJyhsYYxkm2N.webp


何謂狗衝 https://video.nostr.build/d87297c7334fa1515777fd317e9133cc3b2154f18553a709d55fd90ccbd37e53.mp4


《鯨魚法人地位》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=557693

誤讀為喺個海面法下法下「我法你！！法法法法」咁法人


正所謂：因誤會而 GitHub、因了解而 FanSau，已經預示咗最終取代 GitHub 嘅源碼平台會叫做乜嘢名


喺跪／詭／桅／峞嗰邊為咗公益緣故（幫跪／詭／桅／峞友輕鬆撰寫成績表評語）而寫咗個生成器： https://jsfiddle.net/a4q6vhb8/ https://void.cat/d/HbxZ3rwt1tGJ3qqt3JEkot.webp


你以為人會追返同膚色嘅人好特別，其實鴿都會追返同樣斑紋嘅鴿。至於鴿仲會唔會好似人咁樣聽對方咕嚕咕嚕兩聲察覺到有啲歪歪地就問人邊度鄉下… 搲到 funding 先再開展第二期研究 https://video.nostr.build/9cc291ab3a7d6d6dd1131ca5584f4452c3bb5d5a25e36779a3d69b77e9b1399d.mp4


Office Scripts 好寫過 VBA 好多… 尤其是 Excel 每次攞啲 rows+cols 出嚟就係一個 2-dimensional array，用 destructuring assignment 拆個 array 入去散件 variables 裏面可以一句搞掂，唔使數白欖咁逐個 index 數： https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/JavaScript/Reference/Operators/Destructuring_assignment


Don’t know about you, gringo, but I prefer to eat my burrito by mouth
https://void.cat/d/LbAq3vDTtLwVBBbVMmpweA.webp


呀！唔記得咗將同一套算法（即係 Excel，但講算法好似 pro 啲）擺落便利店再做一次蒙地卡羅模擬（即係重複鳩揼 random 權重直至個結果更好睇，但講蒙地卡羅好似 pro 啲）。結果係：
• 學生裏面只有小學雞影響便利店分佈
• 剩餘嘅數據再次顯示，港人平均四分三時間打工 🚬 竟然同超市脗合！！！
https://void.cat/d/LRsYfKEDhDSVE3U5Vvm7SW.webp


再攞埋分區中小學生人數 https://www.edb.gov.hk/tc/about-edb/publications-stat/figures/index_1.html ，寫個 AI bot 仔調整「居民 : 就業 : 小學 : 中學」權重直至將各區超市分佈嘅差異壓到最低，得到更絕望嘅發現：
• 最強烈影響超市分佈係學生人數
• 喺學生裏面，最強烈影響超市分佈嘅係小學雞
• 剩餘嘅數據顯示，港人平均四分三時間打工 🚬🚬
https://void.cat/d/CqzLrRRAuFKb597YsGjek5.webp
https://void.cat/d/XWEBTZwG75aovQ1KxLtfhe.webp


不要說「麻撚煩」；試着說「對生活品味有所追求」


不能應用於生仔的良好生活習慣：
1. Finish what you started;
2. Put things back where you found them.


OK 原來可以夾硬再做到啲嘢…

Pic 1：攞埋統計處呢個表 https://www.censtatd.gov.hk/tc/web_table.html?id=215-16008 搓成分區就業人數；

Pic 2：用每百萬就業人士有幾多間超市睇，各區唔平均嘅程度同用居住人口睇差不多，但偏多及偏少嘅地區幾乎調返轉；

但居民同打工仔都會用超市㗎嘛，咁邊個影響多啲呢？

Pic 3：假設居民佔兩份、打工仔一份，各區嘅超市分佈就稍為合理咗，但都有個別地方比全港平均多 70%；

Pic 4：假設居民佔一份、打工仔兩份，各區超市分佈就更加均勻！

結論：港人平均三分之二時間係打工仔身份 🚬 ← This is where professor 會 ban 我份 paper
https://void.cat/d/X9hmFmXVX4YyetDCAZHH2Z.webp
https://void.cat/d/YVfH35TkuzWBacvM3VGgfa.webp
https://void.cat/d/BEhbZLZKSjAHKLZg5wxHQN.webp
https://void.cat/d/35tVsYTakSUjL1LLPXnApW.webp


其實有做埋超市，因為啲料喺晒度，但同便利店一樣冇乜新發現： https://void.cat/d/CYetwREA6dD94fqr7isWrK.webp


“Latin America is beating the world at trading insults”: https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiP2h0dHBzOi8vd3d3LmZ0LmNvbS9jb250ZW50L2U3MzI5NTNiLWNkODMtNDY3NS05N2VjLTRjMGYxZjNkZWRiMdIBAA

So here’s one area Hong Kong may seek to dominate, now that it has a dedicated Rebuttal Team 🤓


橫掂有好方便一站式攞到晒全香港便利店資料嘅渠道（地政總署社區地理數據庫 https://www.landsd.gov.hk/tc/survey-mapping/mapping/other-products/iGeoCom.html ），就順手做埋… 好明顯冇日本咁你讓我我讓返你，而係大家擁晒去旺區爭崩頭，主要嘅差異係來自於有啲地方 7 仔願意開多啲舖嘅、但 OK 自己放棄咗：
https://void.cat/d/N545qYd7kkvv2ppQWQPx8i.webp


♫ What becomes of the brokenhearted 💔 (The Bristol Hippodrome, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66140181f3064648163414ca?s=MWtct0jTwQ4ll_4J_T_WK_b1MRA https://image.nostr.build/0934c52a587fa1e76105f810856485ab057afd1c09db27746348e69c9d3c7d48.jpg


對不起我來晚了 https://image.nostr.build/621455dabe7a35ba486485868d60cdefc2d870205c0fdafc9a81e44ee5f6eed0.jpg


繼續跟進… 計埋 FamilyMart 同埋 7-Eleven，各自嘅店舖分佈都唔係好跟人口數量。但三間搓埋一齊計原來就變得平均咗，喺 8 個地方區分都係每百萬人口有 416 間咁上下（除咗北海道偏少好多）。至於佢三間有冇合謀瓜分咗個市場、你呢度開多啲我就開少啲但我要嗰度多啲咁你識做啦咁呢？搲到研究經費再講。
https://void.cat/d/JWtsWANPzwcX3mXaw5CGAK.webp
https://void.cat/d/LG8QG4WWiWpvQDrtsoUgn5.webp
https://void.cat/d/Pefc7e9WYQiwPXLwPcRyna.webp
https://void.cat/d/R3UFxcUDqvj413hNfJQsyF.webp


A sturdy BILLY bookcase https://void.cat/d/PqEVtCgfwHeeG9ZWPsNoaU.webp


到了明天回眸一看 🚬
今天的一切 🚬
都不過是昨天 🚬


其實聽人講 MBTI 咁耐一路以來都有個疑問就係 Ian 究竟係 i 人定係 e 人


《微波爐用完應開門定關閉？做錯 1 步隨時生鏽起火花！》 https://koc.hktvmall.com/post/b771f487cad148559e0ff44b2324d1bb

Spoiler alert… … … … … … 我都想養成開住度門一陣嘅習慣，但啲燈好耐都唔識熄令人氣憤 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴


“That Cantonese speaking goy keeps trying to deny he’s goy”


外父留意到有人成日鎖部單車喺佢屋苑啲鐵欄，故開 file 每日記錄其單車鎖密碼狀態 😈（概念圖，非真正嗰個密碼）
https://void.cat/d/H2W5PDA2RwgjPmiEZfEqsP.webp
https://void.cat/d/8dGomH7Jj8xVRSeU1mQ8Wx.webp


Unsolicited statistics (is the best kind of statistics)
https://void.cat/d/MxF64qchAxb2TUqkudcY2A.webp
https://void.cat/d/5Ty1E8spToN7fV3LnyrcLs.webp
https://void.cat/d/FCRobm4DnQz96fqwZ15qED.webp
https://void.cat/d/Ma6tsQqFyGhYifYiWamTM7.webp


“Great Nicobar: Indian president visits island as fears grow for tribe”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-68347360

天將降「the Hong Kong of 某件大舊嘢」於嗰件大舊嘢也，必先割其爛地一百年、收回其靚地、將其靚地搞返爛
https://void.cat/d/7XMyLcpBowFoUUcNHTbfU5.webp


去買嘢途中遇到一隻已經見過一年有多嘅貓，摸下摸下佢竟然反肚畀人摸肚 😻 成就達成 😻 但買完嘢回程時見到有幾歲小朋友經過，摸下佢三兩下手勢又反肚！！哼！！我識咗你一年多！佢識你幾耐吖！ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

(￣へ￣)🫴 可是啊（貓貓彷彿跟我說）
(￣へ￣)🫸 感情不是談資格


渣 ga https://void.cat/d/AQMtiGPPhKWBdz5DwPLibf.webp


💔
https://void.cat/d/JZTtCN71CtpmomUCakanzH.webp


臨記 sell 呢下中槍好似 oversell 咗
https://void.cat/d/MJmJ5xheSEdqgBGGZo6ryR.mp4


喺鬧市離遠迎面見人好似單手打橫抱 BB 喺臂彎咁捧住隻淺啡色貓。咁囂張⁈ 到近啲再睇原來係一條麵包（大裝厚切）。

喺臂彎咁捧住隻淺啡色貓。咁囂張⁈


風蕭蕭兮～ 逆水寒


為咗令敘事更清晰，本人輕輕略為改善咗個構圖： https://void.cat/d/F1WBNn9Sg5UmS1NXaQVYkW.webp
https://void.cat/d/7gTvXshAhkMYDYqaH25Hbh.webp


其實佢識上樓梯，但硬係踏住第一級然後三腳企一臉茫然咁博有人抱 https://image.nostr.build/9711324dfe9f0a75151f5678b0f22c2b0086cc2356a3e6daf528ad0675cd0b0a.jpg


Petition for “refrigeration” to be known as “frigeration”, so that we can use “refrigeration” to mean “put something you’ve taken out of the fridge back in the fridge”.


之前松木塞換成擰蓋我都忍你，而家仲要連個樽都變埋扁撻撻膠樽⁈⁈ ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)（買咗 😐） https://image.nostr.build/2e732145f478d4d4f2c1cf4f9334a3b859fbd9e95e13c7f96b077b2eb59a16b7.jpg


肥肥矮矮咁 https://image.nostr.build/0d68722746736e283a7e93cab50f232396f039902401f4a9c30f6f859baef37b.jpg


你懂普通話嗎？你頂得順日日監察抖音而唔嘔血嗎？
https://void.cat/d/QMrSWsvPPBkMZsW2TdpKur.webp


獨特配方保證喺打開獨立包裝後 45 秒內揮發至乾透每次使用都分秒必爭唔好喺抹眼鏡時摟我傾偈緊張程度就好似以前啲電話亭入硬幣傾長途但帶唔夠銀仔只好一開波問候都冇句即刻急口令 https://image.nostr.build/2a1ef98730535efc1f1053c0aaae67d4a89fa6c085a0a3c62a71e5a3b1686076.jpg


從戲院陸續步出的港人面孔人士皆神情疑惑困擾好像仍在思考剛才究竟看了甚麼 (Showcase Cinema Bristol, Avonmeads) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6609905e224e6f693173be8a?s=MsxYukto8bN2qp3g0pWGvV6zbOk


常人視角：古典華麗
港人視角：幅牆有弧度難以盡用空間作儲物用途除非訂造入牆傢俬但與工匠周旋疲於奔命 etc. (The Circus, Bath) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/66098bf8815f4c0076677af3?s=YOddseDbRsv5Lp8F5S-fBtn-Zt0 https://image.nostr.build/b5baa288cedbf7f0d730b11dfa712125309c159f1bf0b4408494f2a557d061c5.jpg


《內地首隻哥基警犬 短腿追不上同袍出巡靠人抱 矮小反成搜查優勢》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=555388

潛入搜查官： https://image.nostr.build/37f6d413d4bcc33d7d9932598da6760979f9265fbb0cb5fa23272dd096d8f8b4.gif


中學化學堂 Miss 講過啲燈泡製造商係合謀將燈泡壽命做到唔太長、等人時不時就要買新燈泡，當時心諗：呢個世界有冇咁多陰謀呀！但當年 Wikipedia／Google／互聯網本身仲未出現，唔識去核實，要去到 n 年後嘅今日先突然諗起走去查返： https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebus_cartel OK 原來真有其事，但係係 1930 年代


喺啲舊相片裏面搵到一堆酒 label 但係有啲係因為飲過好飲想再買而影、有啲係因為飲過唔好飲千祈唔好再買而影，但分辨唔到邊張打邊張 🫠


Turkish eggs 😋 https://image.nostr.build/1bdd1246e663cc380417df859487be84752bfa777961443f20ee90f2fbda766a.jpg


「沒有 X，就沒有 Y」還是「想沒有 X，首先要沒有 Y」？ https://image.nostr.build/11229285e31b879e5ec0ea45ae02a08191211f0e26757559dba27c082095a062.jpg


Saigon Kitchen ← 越南嘢
Saigono Kitchen ← 日本嘢


零訓練下的拉花係咁上下 (The Saigon Kitchen, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/660815b360a81f6c306cd202?s=y4D0BJ4pbllNyOu6yO-pbJx05BE https://image.nostr.build/ca1538a9bf741972700ee29e7ece617e7622586294bc61624c43a7e5aa3e6113.jpg


AI’s idea of 叮噹碼頭… 相似度咁高得唔得㗎 https://image.nostr.build/317e3963a052210277afedfb800fccc5fd1e1b5e1a30c4aef7e5b407cdf95626.jpg


遇着告白如何拒愛：


（Sor 勘誤… 個柜字其實係專門用嚟指個櫃）


其實粵語比大家想像中嘅更博大精深：
佢 ← 個男人／雄性
姖 ← 個女人／雌性
𠰠 ← 無指明性別
苣 ← 朵花花
柜 ← 棵樹
岠 ← 座山
駏 ← 隻馬
鮔 ← 條魚
蚷 ← 條蟲
粔 ← 粒米
䣰 ← 支酒


Oh shit 講錯咗，係 repository of systematic reviews，本來如果做得出效果寫成 paper 的話就會係個 systematic review of repository of systematic reviews、鳩威+++，可惜天不遂人願、一切已如煙消雲散 etc. 🚬


The 桔：Take this systematic review: https://www.who.int/news/item/29-02-2024-who-launches-a-repository-of-systematic-reviews-on-interventions-in-environment--climate-change-and-health , get the list of papers it references, get publication date of all the papers, plot a graph of number of papers published per quarter. 結果冇乜可以用嚟鳩噏嘅 patterns 浮現 ☹
https://void.cat/d/8cwXoH5x5AyE2pV3A4yjxv.webp


是日課外活動：同 Crossref 及 Elsevier API 玩遊戲去攞一大堆 journal articles 嘅 metadata，玩完得個桔，謝謝


理論上裝把梳毛刷喺度佢就可以自行梳毛
https://void.cat/d/5ba2YapuW56aMCg3TRD6qD.mp4


《東涌裕泰苑事主用於淘寶所購買的火槍煮食，其後火槍突然意外洩漏起火。》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3661920

估唔到淘寶連軍事設施都買到
https://void.cat/d/N5iwzczKbQCyrzJ1QESSZf.webp


診所塊松木板係裝咗喺個比較低嘅高度，而嗰兩項統計係大概一隻癡肥嘅金毛尋回犬直望就見到嘅水平（OK 唔癡肥都係） https://image.nostr.build/351522dcbec6597fd1389eea6dc5cbfea80cf4c0b79f4ba1e8198692e7863e3b.jpg


《執笠執到有FB專業關注組，算唔算全球首創？》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3660434

原來關注執笠都有引發對特區政府的憎恨從而危害國家安全嘅風險… 但必須強調本人係喺關注執笠開始涉嫌引發對特區政府的憎恨從而危害國家安全之前已持續關注執笠，本人 𝕏 歷史可以作證（𝕏 歷史 🤔 sounds worse than it is）


接連便是難懂的話
https://void.cat/d/4UZrUHrD6mVUuBbFGZrgMd.webp


🤔 有冇其它 Brave browser 嘅用戶有留意到某啲 Chrome extensions（例如 Google input tools）喺 Brave 運行得仲穩定過喺 Chrome？🫠


“Google’s founders didn’t market test Alphabet’s name before launching the now $1.9 trillion juggernaut. Here’s the advice Steve Jobs gave Larry Page”: https://fortune.com/2024/03/26/google-founder-larry-page-birthday-sergey-brin-alphabet-steve-jobs-fortune-global-forum/

師傅教漏咗一句首先你要揀啱 product 跟住先至好 focus 🚬 https://void.cat/d/JVBnX8uqRb3yneYzyamRHX.webp


「想盡辦法激怒意佬」已成為花式競技… 但本人嘅意佬遠房親戚係食菠蘿雞肉薄餅食到 jep jep jep 咁嘅（yes 佢識少少粵語（yes 佢知道菠蘿雞）） https://image.nostr.build/972aa5c5d1e565f7d81f3a0ad8c2ac6e23d9f0f408010b52b70908f71d4e0459.jpg


型到炸裂
但我主要想講
呢個亦係本人嘅
心之狀態
(￣へ￣)🫸 https://image.nostr.build/8c6be671fd917973c9f42a2681a7e18e158d7315802604f01d0baa449acc9985.jpg


Sanctioned 嘅人 ←  🙅
Sanctioned 嘅事情  ← 👌

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又嚟哲學問題… 交通燈嘅定義包唔包燈柱？
https://void.cat/d/C6EApfmNBsbEBo3w2gMQnX.webp


♫ 點解腰彎　點解腰玩～
屌你老母冚家鏟～
下 下下下～ 下下～ 下


A considerate constructor:
1. is protected;
2. only asks for arguments that are absolutely required to instantiate the object;
3. only runs code that must absolutely run to instantiate the object;
4. delegates the rest to setter and init methods. https://image.nostr.build/1f596df60d503aa2de6beb33f9f5eb3bb5432fe4a9a80bbec0a73230b7070278.jpg


本市（本人見識所限之內）最佳 (Ruby Hue, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6601915b4fe88876dfd89d64?s=DzTe8r1ajx8nzkGuyDgX5-u_DzE https://image.nostr.build/590a3143718c6bb574fff3e416d91c2722a0d7026a7e6227b2dcf414645ef83e.jpg


去呢間但偏偏讀 computer science 可謂行為藝術（真係有得讀） https://image.nostr.build/1db45205ff0ab475b3f9d5861ae9756df19209d58a70f5647b0e5ba07e3dbb3a.jpg


Could have simply said today rather than yesterday’s tomorrow
https://void.cat/d/ZqpyPsSXx2MF8KaEW35eR.webp


歲月並不靜好
但你可以選擇
屌少一日老母


有人介紹食勁嘢 (The Cow & Sow, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65ff222c165116130210bb7a?s=EJhXjf6ZDx6gU4NUrjYBWYlImzs https://image.nostr.build/2d17e395a6a36257c05c049c66eea29ce208126e45f349ded121532aa2adbafc.jpg


我諗我估到係邊隻貓做嘅，但有待法證專家正式報告 https://image.nostr.build/23091b1c65bb77a47fbd84e08fcfafb73e8e7bb4fa18d4945f35872fe0e5d574.jpg


Borderline sedition https://image.nostr.build/9c3d45147768b4281947a982e4813927d348d854629c8c62f311c579b4bc7ca4.jpg


讚一間公司啲員工叻你可以話佢有 outstanding staff，但讚佢哋啲工作做得好就唔好話佢哋有 outstanding task！！！

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狗仔以前去錯廁所通常個錯法係屙咗喺膠盤條邊度，跟住啲尿滲晒入膠盤啲罅位同地下、超級核突難洗。後來索性唔用膠盤、買咗塊宜家傢俬 1.2 × 1 米地板保護墊、索尿布直接擺膠墊正中間，咁大範圍實得喇啩～ 點知佢最新嘅錯法係屙喺膠墊邊緣，啲尿滲咗落膠墊底嘅地下 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

諗起《末代皇帝溥儀》有一幕係少年溥儀屙尿屙喺尿壺中間，啲隨從殊佢，叫佢屙喺壺邊冇咁嘈，以呢一幕嚟顯示從來冇人管佢嘅溥儀啱啱意識到失勢云云… 但而家係叫你屙正中間呀！唔好屙落條邊呀！ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


可以儲多啲例子用嚟做個 #英文噏乜鳩 系列。好似：

Qualified 好過 unqualified，但 unqualified success 又好過 qualified success！！！

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啲汽車保險懶係大數據咁但你解釋唔到佢諗緊乜 🤷 中過超速罰款保費貴咗就明啦，但做緊乜嘢職業 full time 定 part time 又關佢事，而個分別只不過係一年幾鎊、懶係計算精密咁


🤔 If Stephen Fry gets his own day, must it always fall on a Friday?


3-factor authentication:
• Something you know 🧠
• Something you have 🔑
• Something that triggers your rage 😡


“LIVE: UK interest rates held at 5.25% by Bank of England”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/business-68581527

死不郁息


“Why did Greggs, Sainsburys, Tesco and McDonald’s all suffer IT glitches?”: https://uk.news.yahoo.com/greggs-sainsburys-tesco-mcdonalds-it-glitches-165918634.html

舊舖有條規矩：財政年度尾有兩星期時間啲 IT 嘢唔畀改，以免失誤影響年結。但執行起嚟嘅效果係三月本來有 4 個星期時間做嘅 test + deploy 迫埋喺 2 星期內做完，於是三月比其它月份更易爆鑊。

嘢唔畀改，以免失誤影響年結。但執行起嚟嘅效果係三月本來有


「吕」(U+5415)：未用
「𣅊」(U+2314A)：冇中招
「𰥏」(U+3094F)：中招
https://void.cat/d/Xq5xVsypPiifKyfkjtmAnk.webp
https://void.cat/d/SjQi5we4gcqSaaruDb9zPj.webp
https://void.cat/d/WsVLuGMVEzoqeiBZ4JqnMW.webp


建議用「𰥏」(U+3094F) 嚟代表快速測試


與其聚焦於虛無縹緲嘅三體人嘅威脅，我會建議大家警惕一下已經實然蟄伏於地球各處嘅三腿人 https://void.cat/d/2PMC82oz9uHTphxoK1eHLi.webp


In case of choice paralysis, go for the biryani 😋 (Achari Indian Kitchen, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f9e9e92b269437d98a6583?s=RE8MEvj1A17w3P2bQQcWsC8ZcMc https://image.nostr.build/d83b7273788ac3b0c20e6b82082a4bfa49b99b79d985a76b4860abc5d6ff3952.jpg


執緊！ #執笠專員 🚬 https://void.cat/d/86ggh3aNQJdWvqhG7xdH5E.webp


大家識得笑林素蔚調轉咗「粉身碎骨」同「抱薪救火」但冇乜人留意到葉劉調轉咗「消除疑慮」同「不勝其煩」


《葉劉淑儀：會不斷解釋令商界及各界消除疑慮》https://lihkg.com/thread/3654887

解釋現場：
https://void.cat/d/UUyMTJHBhWcSZkdpHtx6bb.webp


🐩 好似唔明白圍欄即係唔畀入咁解，所以加咗告示：
https://void.cat/d/Efkp58w99werP5xsaGhQ49.webp
https://void.cat/d/AAkVTgU314FxNnoVVmAU1F.webp


Pic #3: 影咩影？૮ סּ ؂ סּ ა


💝 係咪因為我靚仔 (Bake-A-Licious, Clifton Village} https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f842db7e18394ae877c81b?s=ReCGT6b7LX-n1ZCqd9oeHndq40c https://image.nostr.build/bc0c219f17456449b27dab7dca57717e6c3981e5ed265a386179cb8be3b8ef15.jpg


《LOONG 9 各位成員公布外號》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3653380

本人建議：
1. 勿進龍
2. 昂龍賊寇
3. 紫龍扇
4. 造物龍爺
5. 獅伐龍
6. 舞龍夜夏娃
7. 伍龍繫瓦
8. 頑龍丸
9. 瑟藩邑亞瑪果系龍


“ME ARISTOCAT” https://image.nostr.build/adda5f9b5a78d06d9568884509bd31932f95c70756795065d7196b9b640770a3.jpg


“HIYA FELLOW CAT”
“U NO CAT” https://image.nostr.build/8b018f9e4d3db10fc407551b1befe91df18b930a57d5cf741ccdaa09d5a09b53.jpg


好彩唔係平面設計課程
https://void.cat/d/Ftnfq3PfZWtw1kpqBS9X5k.webp


As a kid I was fascinated by chemistry but I must also acknowledge it’s chemists who figured out a way to take dinosaur carcasses and make:
• fuel that burns up and poisons the atmosphere
• materials that last forever and poisons the ocean
• cartels made up of dictatorships


剛才新聞有關於 Saint Patrick’s Day 嘅報道，提到 “it is also celebrated in Japan, which is on the opposite side [of the Earth] from Ireland”。Well ackchyually: https://void.cat/d/Eh9iRFaXXHnWW2wBT1TwgL.webp


另有 4 個鞦韆位各有千秋 https://image.nostr.build/c64431f84689ab4c2f9085fb9e68db40d73a88355bf3f0dc16db7e8417ec338a.jpg


饒有趣味 vs. 饒有臭味 https://image.nostr.build/8e255ee12293c57c34e609c9dbf7b7d86fa0a1d72cff0032dbe29b248c221453.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1dae519d7b42eb2814f18f185984a1625634bddb14d2c626a899aa82bc8df283.jpg


Sage advice… also applies to building a battleship (Playground Coffee House, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f70f5db053f27e7dcdbd3c?s=a6sHz6jMoBX8naD11ZLeCdrt0QU https://image.nostr.build/53ffda11129681aced95b4d77f7cbce0d0c4eeec464a1e1f6c494bfbb2cd621d.jpg


（誠哥腔）「心曠～神怡」 https://image.nostr.build/114de7116976b6d1d5f6deb5bbc8558538842156f995fa167eac6906e3d67ac7.jpg


當我嘗試搵部電腦遮住佢個樣扮睇唔到 https://image.nostr.build/8973c44619839a236335bc28d4b65378524d219294a935dec60a1809b7203541.jpg


喺 Tesla 嚟講效果算係比較明顯： https://void.cat/d/Ck12U7NtXFZ5eNSMQm8cna.webp


《「搜尋公司名時其實心裏面係咪諗緊佢隻股票」系數》 https://chungf.xyz/company-name-stock-ticker-meme-index/

（不構成投資建議 etc. etc. 用呢個系數而輸到仆街者抵撚死 etc. etc.）


「咪話我話吖」同「我話嘅」意思一樣 🤔


「一個孕原來都可以盡興」其實係單親媽媽之歌


估唔到恐怖分子都好環保… 用唔着嘅燈就即刻熄咗佢 https://video.nostr.build/d8281b0c2b297dfc2ccf85ef9a7bb84617e8c978258478cb925debf850e99db9.mp4


𝗢𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻
ᶠˡᵃᵛᵒᵘʳᵉᵈ 𝗥𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 https://image.nostr.build/7fae0ee4cd14d3b898491e5e978fdd95e76602c3d4ebdd1765b7eb04bcbbffbb.jpg


又話星街已經全面文青化嘅 ☹ https://image.nostr.build/60f1458e679f0549bebd614ca741a73e32a07706fee77cf59b6d3209af62e125.jpg


《【23 條立法】鄧炳強譴責標題誤導　明報網頁更正澄清並深表歉意》 https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/ch/component/k2/1744612-20240314.htm

駁嘴隊隊長很堅抽… 而家唔係加強管理傳媒！係炳強管理傳媒！ https://void.cat/d/Bxw51RV8MVagnmk4Thyiwx.webp


其實一路都覺得 YouTube 啱啱開始 load 但未 load 到嘢嗰一剎那個樣壓逼感好重但似乎 UX 界覺得咁樣先謂之令 user 覺得有 progress 開心
https://void.cat/d/DHeWf7tERCcNNAz5VNtRoa.webp


(The aubergine got devoured before I could activate the camera) https://void.cat/nostr/399e1fac25dedd6dc6c10dd52a034fe330b0ce8ed911889ff841c7f7fc89a992.jpg https://void.cat/nostr/e03cdd9de8be255be8708b7c67f3170506b437c74d2aa5ecbc30f1e689011b97.jpg


Omakase being prepped 😋 (Sushi Tonari, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f1fcbab51fb407d36c73e8?s=53YGOKt1DKxNDmR9_ZlonmDkwBw https://void.cat/nostr/1253cf7bce806ec9eef1e64866d1e867a6383d2d9cf138e11924abe6d054cbe3.jpg


Shouldn’t you be in Galway? https://void.cat/nostr/d3b5399821f8e3dac13394a5b3afa5e5432f06d66810fc28c07c79e323723157.jpg


想搵件檸檬撻原來都唔係咁容易唯有食住檸檬冰先 (Harry’s Bar, Marylebone) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f1ddc9dd9647070b424123?s=p-vy9uNAT-FqIBR9funJhDSY84c https://void.cat/nostr/3379c2488cf9dd234921f47c993370fac157096821a397696af4359346358f56.jpg


🧑💼: 工作態度衰成咁，你以為你係邊個⁈
👷: Um, 𝙬𝙛𝙘? 🤷 https://void.cat/nostr/dffe256de66fc3d7e2ece4190c1e2b922a25bc8f79b12c382a05b38ff4df66fc.jpg


本身諗住行海德公園但見橫掂近近地不如– https://void.cat/nostr/09360935a211bc24a00769c52d87f3fe996e9e0cfdeb76d829fa357d3b97a4f5.jpg


乜啲中文低能咁多嘅
https://void.cat/d/B6qyMg34CKTXphJufF19KW.webp


What is it about seeing somebody else with a bottle of Coca-Cola that makes you want to order a bottle of Coca-Cola⁈⁈⁈


None of the following happened:
• Something done with a spoon
• Somebody brandishing an SMG
• References to Israel
• Surprise appearance of Ryan Philippe


Ref: https://youtu.be/C5KxLV9kKRQ


When Bitter Sweet Symphony comes on I hope it’s gonna be the Mike Rish remix ⚡ (The Other Palace, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f0a02c9662ca025631f900?s=7jsTYCRVkUlCrZuMZuCRWksDHew https://void.cat/nostr/2ab9ed9d340e96113932bcbc20eba34c030af1659c627f2c3bb929664a8d2fb5.jpg


貪佢有期間限定牛肉麵唔使用腦諗 😋 (Bone Daddies, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f08efe7e5c474a36a7bd6f?s=ssF8Isg1mvtiLJOJ9M-QvTh7Urg https://void.cat/nostr/0951fc6b4d9c8038c4d91860007e8c01620cea76a99620172ae8e703a5391f8a.jpg


搭車先嚟落雨～ https://void.cat/nostr/7e2d2692205bf995e62682477b7e05ec8b8f5117b7085fec6fd4e18b350e7861.jpg


好很串 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) (Bank of England Museum, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f07d0ae508a22d79f56e01?s=qfnnud923IEDIIcS0O4ulKTYaZQ https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/x2vAFggNF5cV4qiZWlN1.jpg


凡係見到牆上面有圓形標記一定會埋去睇；通常呢啲標誌都係會介紹下曾經喺呢度住過嘅歷史人物。點知遇到 a case of 遠睇以為有寶、近睇屌你老母： https://image.nostr.build/a962c4d53b0b2f788c3a38331669e53f18e9402e94aea3147a64d41e79d6c435.jpg


Paddington：該區商廈林立，臨近午飯時間常有美食車泊定等，因而得名 https://image.nostr.build/95242a5cabc54938c06c45a9dcb9c64b835731f3042ca3d72748098041548bf5.jpg


去 kopitiam 從不飲 kopi 😤 (Med Salleh Kopitiam, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65f022ac313ef14c854db4e2?s=wh5Zq7W288CrnjiCdAStQ2MSFz4 https://image.nostr.build/e0eb46b8aa0810fb763b2f44768903b7208fbf46d3ef6962a099b3d3c004ee2a.jpg


有啲人好唔喜歡但本人覺得絲絨凳 is OK（尤其是而家冬天）唯獨是隔籬有個大肥佬蓬一聲坐落嚟係會畀佢彈起 (Bakerloo Line Train, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65ef89a22c226361d3c8e113?s=9u1hXXJyDlFilReK9sHVzBY9-jk


Kinda sinister if you ask me https://image.nostr.build/c3c24b227aa414ecc9533386ce565497e27072dc73aa225e24a7328876494144.jpg


佢哋去唐人街本人梗係話有事走先 (Burger & Lobster, Leicester Square) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65ef699fc1151b36f1ffb286?s=VjRXVqrNPX3C0Rnsz5LmqRr4538 https://image.nostr.build/ad25950bbab2752861f02b93e6d696de77936e0ffb36380c27b811a88a3e9c5d.jpg


Just the zest https://image.nostr.build/bbe43117ace26a54d392a4c78d0856c33d062352b31fde839d80f72b4c08c019.jpg


起碼柒咗會認先 https://image.nostr.build/d9393c55ddeb3a36cc13c8feaaa727112e198edcdf52b61a123bef3abd5e640f.jpg


（都話唔係睇 Mirror 咯 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)）(Page Common Coffeehouse, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65ef49bbbf283656ecd86b7f?s=2vFt6kFD6CiJmqDjWvdLFYfx-R0 https://image.nostr.build/48d4733589658e97f4e50ba96756e2ec2de0d5fc0e34870346cea35aea26ddf9.jpg


對於個身變咗個袋感到錯愕 https://image.nostr.build/5b848eaaa8a7a52958258984415a653df75b10404e5acb25ab11cf8909143d38.jpg


勉強叉得郁部 laptop… 終於淨係帶一舊 charger 都夠使 https://image.nostr.build/db1225cfda8e10a8e85517bc3ee756d233144a01f5072a36041ab5f7005904d3.jpg


#板務 今日完約，嚟個短 trip（唔係睇 Mirror ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)）之後先再約


Disappointment of the day: This is not what I thought it was ☹
https://void.cat/d/Sk2ujdfonc8ks3Rg9DY1Y4.webp


臨記違抗導演指令唔肯直接 faceplant 落地
https://void.cat/d/NurkekENGa768M8ryKwztG.mp4


#TIL: 最大部嗰部 Mini 大過最細部嗰部 Range Rover 少少 https://void.cat/d/MnumFENCo6k2W4tSiY6ps1.webp


Petition to replace all ▶ with 👉 https://image.nostr.build/fdafdffc3fea0932318596219cc3127ea8e116cd0ffc4ed4133be0147c02a2af.jpg


難能可貴的就是：著 lacrosse team hoodie 嘅同學真係攞住支 lacrosse 棍行街


間店得嗰一層你就唔好要人 mouse over 先 pop up 選項啦吓嘛 https://void.cat/d/WbJWb2nnBEfTGeRL8pDxBZ.webp
https://void.cat/d/ExaYGfBfvqDLvAmb3PjVZb.webp
https://void.cat/d/8WvFpo6YiEpdMahDdecYi1.webp


“New mural at primary school celebrates unlikely hero”: https://www.bristol247.com/news-and-features/news/new-mural-at-primary-school-celebrates-unlikely-hero/

有乜好 misunderstand ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

就係一班擲屎彈搶雪糕嘅流浪漢 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴

而家仲衰多條縱火 (🤌ಠ益ಠ)🤌 https://void.cat/d/DKi73jr595TGsXKAGYuE3z.webp


《點評價劉穎鏇牙 Tiff 呢輯相？》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3646712

Post 過嚟純粹為咗搞個爛 gag 就係點解啲相唔係 TIFF format？


廣仁優先：明愛同博愛冇優先 ☹


《印尼巴澤航空正副機師飛行期間同時睡着半小時　航道一度偏離》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=552759

🧑✈：你唔瞓呀？咁我瞓㗎喇！
🧑✈：我唔瞓你就瞓⁈ 咁我梗係嗱嗱林快啲瞓！哼！


唔使係咁 sorry ☹ 個問題喺我度 ☹
https://void.cat/d/XD2hMTBYaTAhPQEkp6ZWpb.webp


《東區醫院跌假天花無人受傷》 https://news.now.com/home/local/player?newsId=552694

以前都提過佢哋 FM… 每年回南天都淆少少，淆到咁上下咪成塊冧檔囉


好出名的嗎？
https://void.cat/d/7PwaCMHsnxcaJZGW11Jk2b.webp


始終有樣嘢唔係好睇得慣就係寬頻拉線真係物理上喺街拉條線入嚟、斷線亦好多時係物理上條線斷咗 https://image.nostr.build/805d5fd1a5c41b7f67cf1e28fc07c793c1c606d7054d74b63d8a60706b50664e.jpg


總係要有啲無緣無故硬係想去行嘅地方先叫做有感情啩 https://image.nostr.build/b3342847c8370747944e377198cc507ffadfe35182e38e7c17d424c8b2be4c42.jpg


究竟 Microsoft Edge 個 history 加咗啲乜嘢濕鳩嘢落去… 點解 clear history 個表現比起其它 Chromium 嘅 browsers 窒咁多


ಠ_ಠ  ಠ︿ಠ https://image.nostr.build/1f4e0b170c21e93b60652ea8455068734ed861cec380e5111b2e5c637fc0c842.jpg


“I wasn’t always a reservoir, you know. I used to be a river, but then people started coming to my bank to make confessions.”

“Did you… swallow them? And use their corpses to build walls? Is this a horror story?”

“No, I just said ‘well I’ll be dammed’ a lot.”


魔法之門歷遍多年來各路號稱法力高強的人士之挑戰始終也未能解鎖，直至有一天一名小法師輕嘆了一句：「屌，唔撚知呀」卻倏然隆隆打開了


（部份內容經竄改以達致喜劇效果）
https://void.cat/d/WVssUFgQEjjoQ4bh9bT1n1.webp


《德漢聲稱已接種 217 劑新冠疫苗　研究指免疫系統未受負面影響》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=552343

竟然冇直接升天 https://video.nostr.build/97d075b0fbfd07ee8f4d9026b23baa05d6a342d2f7231822489359715fab44d7.mp4


原來高醫生唔聲唔聲移咗民 https://image.nostr.build/bc379111b6b547c9ed001f0de6c0956bcf309ae9f98730def8378f7dc4f8d581.jpg


流行曲讀音的牢騷…
可唔可以唔好將「心事」讀成「嬸事」
可唔可以唔好將「似詩」讀成「似屎」
可唔可以唔好將「空間」讀成「恐間」
可唔可以唔好將「如今」讀成「如咁」


太麺 is the best kind of 麺 (Tomo No Ramen, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65e76597e855117a4b88fe15?s=0OstLP-cGnJ5LY8aj_klVWu1E5M https://image.nostr.build/b1d975dfb29af82828f79bed3e8d0e1657aac0787e872681a915acc8719aff0a.jpg


Foreign forces being seditious https://void.cat/d/3jD7H2UL7XFtUHZEmkXne4.webp


《吳永嘉、李聖潑稱經濟增長目標約 5% 屬合理可達》 https://news.rthk.hk/rthk/ch/component/k2/1743209-20240305.htm

國家唔准 put 時李聖 put 會唔會冇得出門口


C9 請咗個 deputy → DC9


Meteoric rise → 誤讀為 mediocre rise 😐


不惜改 CSS 都要將個骨字裏面粒骨扭返過右邊
https://void.cat/d/MuuUtaU8Ywr1RMbLvcPvi.webp


「冊」甲骨文長這樣… 會唔會遲啲有新研究發現其實係串燒嚟？
https://void.cat/d/YtC5ujcGijfFVANwH6q2F.webp


《豐田汽車所有工廠恢復運營　引擎出貨暫停已解除》 https://www.nippon.com/hk/news/yjj2024030400095/

你以為係豪華保姆車？人哋當 van 仔用咋！（但賣畀你都係賣豪華保姆車價錢）
https://void.cat/d/LurkfUr1rBXd5Si8eHMPdH.webp


《Taylor Swift「捨港取星」之謎揭盅　新加坡部長親赴美國接洽》 https://lih.kg/3642271

香港想有樣學樣派人過去都要考慮下有冇被制裁


Bashful birb
https://void.cat/d/LB1nDaDqkQrppJNohSDhHq.webp
https://void.cat/d/G5ZDJXuBLe4g1NuEQewNAK.webp


“Investing in shares” “for dummies”

vs.

“Investing in” “shares for dummies”
https://void.cat/d/8eNRH3f32X1AHcLbtRYaC.webp


Do they treat or do they cause?
https://image.nostr.build/48b154bbb193c4cddb46b852fea42c8b4f5f93cc73c89e07cf919081c997ea2c.jpg


#假裝在日本
https://image.nostr.build/3a9874fab1ff07193faa5400980b4619c558c8b074dfe15fbdd42da8f3de6633.jpg


查了字典 😐 原來靚就叫得世界波 😐 冇定義點樣為之靚，例如禁區外無控球一腳窩利先算靚
https://void.cat/d/MyfqhD5Jii8ibFYZStefRr.webp


做 temp pool 就係會每幾個月派去新地方，未試過咁樣嘅返工模式，不期然有少少焦慮


諗咗一陣先醒覺套戲演到呢個場口係要跌低 https://video.nostr.build/daafc4ba914bb546003b158d16767d3de099b7ed82cc96461d0d0e1233ad8723.mp4


個答案都唔係答緊個問題問嘅嘢嘅 https://void.cat/d/AVJjid5DLgoBjF4G9DBv9G.webp


2015 🚬 Those were dark times 🚬

(Source: https://emojipedia.org/woman-dancing#designs )
https://void.cat/d/LtLoPWUWxnBkhMJxhp3Nht.webp


Please don’t let ONS mess with my food ಠ︿ಠ
https://image.nostr.build/dd848d6f37a46e3c02e37e0f7ac49099ff95ae193cf6cba978a06e0f44bcab11.jpg


點解會貼張相係令人有用起上嚟好辛苦嘅感覺
https://void.cat/d/JNhxVEFfpxZaGCN6UrbmDm.webp


A more effective CAPTCHA would be “select all squares with foodstuff related words” 😋
https://void.cat/d/R3cv5yQhkVaox5XpiZjb5U.webp


好難唔用日語去讀嗰兩隻字
https://void.cat/d/Pom24yWiCPiNinkz5vVRwN.webp


又係時候斨錢… 等唔等埋個 spring budget 好… 斷估唔會好似瓜屍瓜釘咁癲啩


直接隊一甖蜜糖那般的暴力 https://youtu.be/KTMr81OpDTo


本人夢想是將事情全．部．都．永．久．完．滿．解．決．了然後就躺着，但結果恐怕是躺在火化爐的輸送帶上


♫ 沒法看穿的你　如遠若近的手臂
↑ 其實講緊黐線佬發茅亂揮拳


「無人機比煙花更環保」其實並非橙同橙比較… 要提高可比性就要用無人機做返煙花嘅爆炸兼火花四濺嘅效果出嚟


Unlike 張學友, 夏蘭特並冇隨着時日變得睇慣咗冇咁樣衰


Outlook 最近成日 hang，唯一見到同以往唔同嘅係多咗啲 AI 嘢 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴
https://void.cat/d/DZ5sdgrYczQ5czX7mfkMRB.webp


《東方日報社評： 黃家駒墓地「打卡」有啟發性可利用已故藝人吸引大陸遊客》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3637038

♫ 原諒我這屍身穿窿發臭吽石油
那會怕要屌鳩你老母～


《呢個日本仔一日訓得30分鐘，維持左15年，大癲。》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3636811

又雙叒 ☹
https://void.cat/d/E7tW6UYdvZqwx9Wf15ZSak.webp


民政事務總署已開放臨時避寒中心
https://image.nostr.build/ea0b9df3871fdcbc088e8edcf064a4093dad9aa5924cec3989e90dab81c94e30.jpg


好似特登整朦咗 Made in 邊度
https://image.nostr.build/f23b136d5410b1c8144a8f276c8d1e25521287a09ab980c0ea402dbfc091eb5f.jpg


Modem Explorer
https://void.cat/d/8g8gQPxQPSJZvFyaWA7yPp.webp


覲見完海味 KOL 要交功課 😋
https://image.nostr.build/bc63424317b6f7c4b9ff41b4214e64c4a09768564c74e16cd76df9540c86a940.jpg


I’d be more worried about the impact on my criminal record
https://void.cat/d/EAdDzKcR34LDnSUxTTpYks.webp


The adolescent in me says TAKE PHOTO AND 9POST
https://image.nostr.build/f1fbacbe7ee83187919a38c5082f5f7acb5decab059042c67a26a190b53f6678.jpg


最正確嘅安全措施明明係唔准 HSBC HK App 掃你部機嘅其它 app 有乜嘢權限、用乜嘢方法裝 app 之類 🤔
https://void.cat/d/Mf9bC8Za1XikiNppjisSYd.webp


《中環 Chubby Hearts 再因大風收起　10 天展出期第二度遇問題》 https://www.inmediahk.net/node/%E6%94%BF%E7%B6%93/%E4%B8%AD%E7%92%B0chubby-hearts%E5%86%8D%E5%9B%A0%E5%A4%A7%E9%A2%A8%E6%94%B6%E8%B5%B7-10%E5%A4%A9%E5%B1%95%E5%87%BA%E6%9C%9F%E7%AC%AC%E4%BA%8C%E5%BA%A6%E9%81%87%E5%95%8F%E9%A1%8C

兩個心撞下撞下咁明明係心撞病發
https://void.cat/d/K76ueQ1RG8Gph6CJaVqh8e.webp


中小學幼稚園名稱最長（唔計括弧）係 20 粒字：
香港九龍塘基督教中華宣道會陳瑞芝紀念中學
香港九龍塘基督教中華宣道會台山陳元喜小學
博愛醫院歷屆總理聯誼會鄭任安夫人千禧小學
香港西區婦女福利會何瑞棠紀念中英文幼稚園

（以教育局資料為準： https://data.gov.hk/tc-data/dataset/hk-edb-schinfo-school-location-and-information）
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS0aY7PSZiI


CAMPUS SECURITY WILL REMOVE ALL UNATTENDED BAGGAGES

CAMPUS SEAGULL WILL EAT ALL UNATTENDED CROISSANTS


親自感受到點解呢度啲人普遍鍾意雨褸多過遮…
（開遮）
*** 一陣怪風吹到你反骨！！！***
（收遮）
（咦，好似冇乜風 🫴🍃）
（開遮）
*** 一陣怪風吹到你反骨！！！***

　　　　　　　　終
　　　　　　制作・著作
　　　　　　━━━━━
　　　　　　　🄱🄱🄲


《畫質黎講，而家影相最好既手機，等於10年前邊部數碼相機》 https://lihkg.com/thread/3632439

關於電話影相爭議嘅統一回覆： https://void.cat/d/RsRb4KXwEzYnGwkrgWU6kp.webp


《季節性情緒低落工作坊》https://hongkongers.org.uk/2024/02/workshops-for-seasonal-mood-changes-in-reading/

本人比較逼切要面對嘅係週期性荷包枯竭
https://void.cat/d/MGavhgsVZSfsdXYLAcviX2.webp


Professional basker
https://image.nostr.build/93b85c3843023034cdd570f63efea98c89617460d8a2519d68b2c2b05c341440.jpg


/bin/cat
https://image.nostr.build/72f02774cfa9a1f07c9d4602d421a30ef14179efc5c3e02427a913af76525e53.jpg


《日企推出臥床淋浴器　瞬間吸乾不弄濕被單》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=550374

淋床科學


某朋友表示明白時習慣答 icic，我想回返 icac


本人預測：
財務自由 → 瘋狂孭起債務 → 不再財務自由


財腎到 😐
https://image.nostr.build/d25dee5d9a98de363ea11d842a2d02d110abf1871e88ba677248af056d3df323.jpg


#foxnews again
https://image.nostr.build/ee3a9810606c803a312cde470b3ea1a0127e30a4f4c97f460f47e05ed09bb005.jpg


新年後一開 Amazon 首先就係嚟一聲怪叫
https://void.cat/d/A1aSxGsvTW3cHvZiUpgVkx.webp


#TIL William Beveridge has nothing to do with the Beveridge curve⁈⁈⁈


原來又真係有水魚會用 in-flight Wi-Fi，但只係喺多重巧合堆疊之下發生：
1. 有單嘢要半夜 migrate 去新服務；
2. 單嘢都拖咗成兩年，傾到條水魚都離開咗香港；
3. 水魚已經好負責任地準備好 migration guide 但佢哋話唔熟 Cloudflare 想人傍住喎～
4. 然後佢哋好揀唔揀，揀條水魚飛咗上半空嗰日落手！


Uniqlo Round Mini Shoulder Bag 是登機恩物 🤗


Finally on my way after a humongous detour fking hell (Gate 11, Chek Lap Kok) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65cccb4181407b3f4cf7ce05?s=qDuQlRimzjXP5llkIzEFgnBwm40
https://image.nostr.build/bef29593107b67073a5c612d40ad46d5b0eb2d83973aad325e9a4585b1678cc7.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UEHeLGEN%7EKIp-%7E-O%3D%7Ds%2CvLW%3FGISipyjYQRnh&x=d0bd0be5fd32845bcd0c84bc73265798fe55f3aa938e837dbc73b706a344d01c


係喇，就係芝麻攝喺牙罅嗰種感覺呀


For old time’s sake, 一餐咁多啦
https://image.nostr.build/77867d7b3944e2f1a530b64b69acfaac503b04bb3cecc1e25261346a6f5fb778.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=U8Igld00%7EXwGtWMatTbp180MN1-%3ApHK6E1%5Ej&x=760282461afda443c3cb59dcc4eedb8e63109bc9d69a1417052986ff948ad340


Washing machines with drying cycles are so civilised 😭

Ones that let you chain a drying cycle on to the end of the washing cycle are the apex of civilisation 😭😭

It feels so good to say, “By the time I come back you’d better be 乾” 😭😭😭


「肺炎這種病，屙個屎就好了」
尋晚行行下街，突然一陣火燒感覺由背部沿脊椎湧上頸，嗰種現象同當年打第一針 mRNA 疫苗一模一樣。心諗：死火，中 COVID⁈ 返到屋企飲大量水瞓埋覺都未好，但屙完個屎就突然冇晒症狀了。我估武俠電視劇個大俠運功逼啲毒出嚟喺後面有煙嗰啲，都係將屙屎美化咗嘅呈現而已。

疫苗一模一樣。心諗：死火，中


Southern Mountain 1:0 Blue Mountain (南山咖啡室, Tai Hang Tung) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65cc16ab1ae51b1e9868882f?s=a3nSf-qQacLBKY4bT_jF1AwO3lg
https://image.nostr.build/7b4ce222afa7e45d259099e646e0b35a604e55598728489ccd59e7b6304d8999.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1486x1486&blurhash=UGIN%3AT9b%7EqyD-n%25gITRPO%5BxuRj%2514%3AD%25xbnh&x=f11288e1c439d4a946992ecda19854781a34eec2a42857884e2b4bc8e3f5e350


今次過年冇乜不愉快，唯獨是阿媽又催阿哥阿嫂要生仔就好快啲生，問我點睇。我真係剖開真心咁講，到咗我自己個年紀，已經開始進入一個地步係聽到啲同齡嘅人死咗，問去唔去喪禮，係會婉惜嘅，但係唔會震驚。自身都已經咁無常，畀着我就冇勇氣喺而家呢個階段帶多個人入呢個世界。Highlight 完畢。


執咗！#執喼專員🧳


Stonehenge has nothing on this
https://image.nostr.build/542fc7d770ae18c6df672abcd7036d87d6fa395c3d2f1aeb148125caae1526e4.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1306x1306&blurhash=UBD%5De%25.9008_%3Fw%3FbMwD%25Rn-%3BNGRj%3FGbJIpxZ&x=9d700ce5df0346626d43fc535988a51188e2889d1f2e4adb965b656d054eadda


被通街都係嘅瑜伽褲 patpat 對上個嚕嚕𡃁文反光標誌閃親 (I know the response is going to be「閃你又望⁈⁈」)


喺我想像之中，打小人應該係會越嚟越勁揪的，因為乜姑物姑係會為除掉對手而喺生意比較閒時互打對方的小人，於是法力唔夠強嘅神婆就會被殘酷無情地淘汰。(Demon-Exorcising Service Area at Goose-Neck Bridge, Wan Chai) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65cb250cbd09a91ec4cfc135?s=JLbeASpwgoR2Y1sPES7mzFz7uA8
https://image.nostr.build/219796e63c087714fc20c10d81956f820d14a1d5015c44b426dfbeeb424de9cd.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1397x1397&blurhash=UcK%5B%40%5EWAPAWr%7DEtRNaxaXTRPoLWVE%7Ct7enbI&x=1c4a71f270052518065514722fd7de695b527087cc9d84d2d63260f32dd7435d


#裝修專員 暨 #正字特警 🫠（畫出腸：間店叫自然や）(Zi Nen Ya, North Point) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65cafab343e7e42dee77e0de?s=WWXKGB6uKt9pcViUexJ4xlEYwN8
https://image.nostr.build/e3825d979869c1f29d96dd39db2edf7f2c581dc7bb9b0a7df595d723d26cf213.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UQM%24%7DZRj56WB%25gayn%2Bj%5B0dof%252j%5B%7ECj%5BW%3Ba%7B&x=659ce2ce4baac746a65c1f8b0564802f48188bbc5ef553c465cb3095f63c432d


Been a crazy party last night eh
https://image.nostr.build/98a468317200966e9cde6c1d92bbdd81bdcd8378a11f8ff76c7570838a07a258.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1427x1427&blurhash=U6DwKq%7ECu04mw6-q-qDgCj8_vh.7xvM%5EozW%3D&x=0ea2eb32fe47d26664d2a3ce49cd39f57bc24a3b1bedb049b4c5bd86a57e9fd9


執咗！ #執笠專員
（Also: 執 you later！ #執YouLater專員 ）(The Hop House Pub & Grub, Wan Chai) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65cacf075f4be6091b41e4ec?s=Lsu1HmdaerlPWV8qFBVE45f934k
https://image.nostr.build/addca51bd101ac25a603f4dcec7979e96fb9d935a09145d76b70c0df59154fde.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UNKd%5B4%7EWNFR%2B00D%25t7t600xtRRRk%25iRko2of&x=d1b638b6bd0e37121090e12505dbd1441fdc2643986c9a43b63c7eb6c47d7823


朝早聽到升 key 雀… 啲感覺同往日片段返晒嚟：
起身朦朦鬆鬆唔想返工 🚬
去山旮旯做 on site supoort 如果能夠運少少路就行到公園一定行公園聽雀仔聲 🚬
溫書溫通宵、到聽到雀仔聲就差不多時候夠鐘去受死 🚬


Yes I paid a fee for this
https://image.nostr.build/cd3131c3fc643b2bd328a9951a7a1a5f1c249bef9637304e1cbdf99103348044.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1498x1498&blurhash=UGGbL%7EF%7ER5D%255YNG%3FGn%23%7D%3AIpM%7BR.5ExZj%3FWA&x=63a3335903ff92ab8aa55a7d3d467e0e9ba3568509a173acf737ad01a1c61848


街道非科學統計 Tesla 20:1 Bang You Die


Can no longer tell if over-Photoshopped or AI generated
https://image.nostr.build/21c44b2f4f114113445022943aa9f7ccb80e8092bdc3907743494ce430af175d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1481x1481&blurhash=U5EwL50z001c2%5BXQ%5Bp1I8%7B%7DYGZKKq%5EIq%5Ei%7DY&x=60d4c1ec766ce43e09ae50890759a1113b0a46640e51d22acfb3ec5e37569da5


冇執！（但改了門面） #冇執專員 (Gladys’ Estate Coffee, Kowloon City) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65c97cafc9c543506bbf5bd7?s=c8YaFPsxDGIfFQCQu4wzUAn6pN0
https://image.nostr.build/7865c605730d8d8d7237177ce1266de609d28417353b971d0f3b8dfe2d06662f.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1386x1386&blurhash=UEJt9c_M%23A%5BS0RyX%25KIv-Ag3I%3ANd%2C9E1OH-n&x=df7a983a9c5d11bb65cf1afb78f018d34ccd9b7a3c31e6e508bd363f6792b109


Kaya goes well with toast 😋
https://image.nostr.build/f8ddb11b0492b39266f8154a186cdc2f75c60805a8e310500d1cf1ab7d3d12d3.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UCJ8YBD%24r%3BM%7B%3Fw%25L9EV%40RN-%3B_3-pwZt7RmM%7B&x=315ffb3ddd46f4305c14e946d976cd7772b343f07491bc8e3f67ab9c8376ced8


Laksa goes well with shrimp 😋
https://image.nostr.build/e2ef32ae2657fe8860d987cbeb29f82ef3e87643299675e43f252a5a0c386888.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1142x1142&blurhash=UEKBH%2C%7Ep4nt7004.-%3AD%2500IU%25LIoE0WVxaRj&x=dacdb721e2547095bd770abc862dd75f9b74be3d6698c99cc7008a345a38073f


冇錢住真．Surrey（其實亦冇錢住假．Surrey）唯有影完算


意外地養成咗健康習慣… 而家住嗰度本身冇 WiFi，而本人張 data SIM 收得極差，但係其中一扇窗遙望住某校園，並且掹車邊收到 eduroam network 上到網！但壞處係要挨住嗰一扇窗窗邊並指向固定方位先收到訊號，保持住個姿勢會攰㗎嘛大佬！所以早唞嚕各位！


其實所有嘅紀念日包括聖誕新年生日我都係掂行掂過，我只喺有目標達成咗時先會慶祝。


To behavioural art or not to behavioural art 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/4bc80425f66d50024b51def0c423b488e95a26391e5e8f97f4d47d4707b95359.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1101x1101&blurhash=UAGk%2Cq%7EA0JtR6WIqngV%5B%7Eqxt%24ze.9dM%7CNaoz&x=d34e1cc465aa203d6435e5b9390df1c8f4a08ddd2e42f7509bdb4e093fe5632e


尋日見到有人食，真係有生鯇魚片，只覺 on9

（附圖經竄改以配合本人心情）
https://void.cat/d/S136YMJ2JCJuxGVQNJGVpE.webp


♫ 存款靠想像　銀包已清零


♫ 想得到生加　馬上有生加　每日玩鳩它～ https://image.nostr.build/6ec5803648464012631715575f0e8acf46fe3b4befd7e204f5716fb43a2577c4.gif


盤菜已備。同同事解釋盤菜裏面係一層層餸，佢問何不分幾碟、每碟一樣餸？答：It serves the role of a turducken in a Christmas feast. 即刻明晒。
https://image.nostr.build/f689070cb48723fd0ce1e5751e0b73c7f10fe18eb30bb90576d5610d12acffba.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1510x1510&blurhash=UPI4qp-U-%3ANa%7EpIoNGaK-%3BRjn%25s%3AV%40j%5BoLof&x=244cf2caed28ab8137b65f32aa228087c7a4e1d179a6d412a1926e3aca515582


Well 🚬
就好似追星一樣 🚬
有啲人順住邊個紅就跟邊邊 🚬
有啲人因緣際會喺某個時期某種原因下追咗邊個就愛到佢沉沒都繼續愛下去 🚬
兩種人來的 🚬


#飛咁遠咪又係 飛返轉頭食呢啲 (I was at Prince Edward Dim Sum 太子點心, Sham Shui Po) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65c5840a6bb7fe1ec4f30afd?s=8Tdtspcp7TIfhRveRET3DaoohI4
https://image.nostr.build/f0d4a80f8f6e9de14a140af33d214cc2ebcf4c2ccc7a0bacbfb1f3262e1c218b.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1510x1508&blurhash=%7CPI4tu_N%3FGR5IoV%3FadRjM%7C%7EB%25MozxZjrWARij%40oJ%3FFSiR*NHaeS3WCaza%7Dt3aeM%7BIoaeWBW%3DRkW%3BMxIURjxtn%24oeofoft6wHRjjYsmayWBRjWBWCVsWUozoLR%2BRQbHofkCs9W%3DbbWCR*WCofbHafM%7BRjoft7bIs%3Aofogt7&x=9dcbdef0284a6459bdbcabe714877378241374c57485f538ed5a38cc4c92b8d4


見到篤住「駕駛考試」牌嘅車我想講句加油呀！但又驚佢真係畀大油然後肥咗呀！(Shan Kwong Road, Happy Valley) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65c47482d06d6b45387ee25e?s=LnsnLGcfGdA3EQdcSx1WqzVzCuE


#飛咁遠咪又係 系列再啟新章 (Reaction Coffee Roasters, Happy Valley) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65c46d9a3cfbc00177adee8c?s=qxIKfgIhDnJOWfQwqB61K6StSYs
https://image.nostr.build/7db2cc7af41d27a83b52cbfd3cf855012e207e5932e8662b32d197d5244b0285.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1377x1377&blurhash=UJI%3BV4%25N%3Fa%25f%7E7xuaKRkk9ayaKe-VsRPaxoy&x=36604524c8b25bc75a6a2f70430e4678df83ee48c94221bbbb992f01b62a8bbf


好似掏空咗再塞返啲填料入去… 正一係今天只有殘留的雞殼迎接劏雞歲月


行過啲災區 I mean 遊客區好似已經再難見到一支支自拍棍向住途人個頭亂揈… 好慶幸喺有生之年見到劣質文化竟然得以淘汰呢種人類文明少有嘅現象。


Next time you see them lighting up fireworks or selling contraband in a village, just remember that you can’t spell VILLAGE without ILLEGAL.

… okay, ILLEGAV.


啋過你！！！你的腦袋才沒有東西！！！（你的春袋也是）
https://void.cat/d/CMnVe4MRckTvQLzsAMokdi.webp


點解用得「☹」emoji 多係會喺現實生活見到些少唔開心嘢例如電梯暫停服務都會整個「☹」樣出嚟？（用得「🤪」emoji 多嘅人又能如何自處？）


點解 Mirror 係咁講 Tonight I’m gonna gwaak gwaak gwaak


♫ Your love makes me hold my true heading
I’m lining up on your centre line
https://image.nostr.build/e9bea55085eb48028b6166b017d4219cda09ee61f17c48e2a9c4973ce6ff4322.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1446&blurhash=%23tI5iDaxM%7Bf6jsj%5BaykBoe_NaxRjazj%5BayfQj%5Bj%5BoLRjWBaya%7CayfRj%5BWBM_WCWBofa%23j%40j%5BayfRaxayj%5Bj%5Bj%5DfQf6j%40ayofj%5Bj%5Bofj%40j%5Bj%5Bj%5Bayj%5Baej%40j%5Bj%5Bazayj%5Bj%5B&x=c558d19a2a35a125dea0823ba18eed57100a35fe141b0e8feff41f63250375d7


唔關我事啊，係佢哋自己仆街咋 https://video.nostr.build/11dc17c49f1a2c104b52af054511a3c4cabd888626b3b69e2ac61253037ddc92.mp4


In this house we pronounce Imgur as im-goor https://help.imgur.com/hc/en-us/articles/201476397-Imgur-s-Pronunciation


情人節禮物是頸鏈 🤗
鏈墜是一粒 AirTag (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴


咁串 ☹
https://void.cat/d/WmNvbE6pfZ6JZaRLECuHzA.webp


這麼 Thin 的 Q ☹
https://void.cat/d/BMy94PU3zmF2DjB8RV93Se.webp


My main use for Windows Search (also applies to MacOS Spotlight) https://void.cat/d/YWKDuNnUfpM6mcHBde5Qkt.webp


Sending jm9 vibes

Sausage: https://offcamphouse.hkust.edu.hk/Housing-Detail/?id=338
https://void.cat/d/DxzvTzTqjZHT7hMUTgVdhT.webp


Tired: 用啲 “What is my IP” 服務查自己個 IP
Wired: https://www.google.com/sorry/


I have been granted restricted access to just half of a cat today
https://image.nostr.build/f15d8a2ea4e5dbedaf94129fc9f2305008f388897297e2f70307ad7b85273ea1.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1196x1196&blurhash=UFIEtxr%3A%3Dx_2Dsv%7C%25KIB_NW%40IUNGgNJRWW%3FG&x=89f01be5f034ce82b83d5ad59b6ecf905fd7cbbeeec32d25c147cc6d04882f4d


If you’re really bent on incorporating laisee into the lexicon, please make it mean 瀨屎 https://void.cat/d/SjzjaPf2dji7FWHWmsgYMj.webp


龍爪手が如く https://video.nostr.build/6bf587d8b3819dd6a60fdf85b3b28c1f51cf86e4c8e6e632d1d87cafe303c32d.mp4


是日查字典 https://void.cat/d/QPRzp8RHqb713ChqXG2z8L.webp


♫ 有人問我　我就會講　但是 https://void.cat/d/BAJPB2dzNzmn9m6PWQQui5.webp