一望就知曳啦，呢啲樣 https://void.cat/d/5jJUEQZKERNU3Ruqh6Yoo7.webp
https://void.cat/d/5eC5V1u7skApqrZ3FHzRt4.webp


都甚麼年代了 🚬 仲 COVID bubble 🚬
https://image.nostr.build/38f20b4d45eaa7bbd56eb009025e0a8934bb256611c7058f6ea43f07dc8244fc.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1533x1533&blurhash=UQHxjA_3WmV%3F%3F%5E%3FbRixuNHMx-ptRRORjSha%23&x=67111e9fd4430c5d9685c873a1c569d312c4e8e71d30810d474291e82ad39565


近日 loop 緊 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysBsTGghBc


公共汽車轉乘計劃 https://video.nostr.build/920cd271527f9ec187db9377726dbb626ebf417c66465fa8ac22a97b5b4f18f8.mp4


??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwSzPtqyESI


支持飯藍 (New Moon On The Quay, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65b50ab30bc5b22d73fe443a?s=aeBewoucE76t7kNJdLn-uH3a3JQ
https://image.nostr.build/bdf13afa79733ae1bd8558c68b47223cff9a0896349771836fa017c35be84654.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1088x1088&blurhash=UCKm%7CS-%3DB%3FIp4%3Ar%3D%252EMYRxa4TROIAI%40t6-n&x=5cb6f2da84e79401a116deb9d43ee07991c01e6e6860f98a163fdfb4344f0371


Controversial opinion: the harm done by 0% beer as a gateway drug cancels out the benefit
https://image.nostr.build/8af3831ee6c4201d6a330fc7270d89d5ff09028c312a095c2ecb9bb703c4594b.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=641x357&blurhash=i6BBxHWUKk%3DH%24%255kAD%2CDI%3BIn%7DY-8WXjGFdNbWDof%5D.t7of%24gxGNGS2sSWVADNFaKwcNG%3Dd%2C%3FE%25JA1IJU%23%2Cf%2B%2C%3D%24gaeR*%24%25&x=5af3549a9d54bdad4ca697f32906fa517f65d6a15e84245b9a6f21ec246bc1d0


幫你上樓：
https://void.cat/d/AeoyMNhJsPbzGD7GuNpwyZ.webp


冇 pump and dump（或者連登仔鍾意講嘅 cum and dump）咁順口 https://void.cat/d/A4n7TtdXTCuRDoYhyYLUqo.webp


Christopher Chak 同陳輝陽嘅共通點係一樣可以無論邊個唱佢啲歌都可以將歌手嘅個性碾壓成薄紙，剩返「呀，依家播緊 Christopher Chak／陳輝陽」咁樣


My “wait what” moment of the day ☹ https://void.cat/d/F7dvTqua9jyoUsd8AxHYJD.webp


喲～ 又話 would like my feedback，呃人嘅！
https://void.cat/d/3uotuGrKDvKBZwqDwQ6Hw4.webp


Every time I loop dental tape around my fingers I imagine I’m Hitman:
https://void.cat/d/NDT93Fot8pN2i81qDQc8xm.mp4


W Lun T Actual F is 港式酸辣
https://image.nostr.build/0d1b8cf640c2c50f6d0e4ace527b0dd06a20df2c878a98505f65173f1c6f1af6.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1269x1269&blurhash=UJGuI1m*X3R%2501n4t8Wn%25hNyXSX8%7DnWBNaXR&x=eb9bb796a84d74110b359d8edce7a5337fa1693e234cdb151b394eb7b293d8f9


（同同事討論完大致贊成，唯獨是洗鞋唔太 work）


成日幻想買支 power washer 可以解決好多問題…
• 架車鋪滿塵 → POWER WASH 下佢就搞 L 返掂！！
• 阿仔對鞋黐晒泥濘 → POWER WASH 下佢就搞 L 返掂！！
• 返工畀客屈 → POWER WASH 下佢就搞 L 返掂！！


一路都好羨慕唔使戴眼鏡嘅人食麵冇煩惱，但剛才幡然醒悟：可以除低眼鏡㗎嘛懵炳！！！於焉才走出細個喺 canteen 除眼鏡食嘢畀人偷眼鏡嘅創傷 👻


I regret to inform you 屋企部電視已遭佔用
https://image.nostr.build/96058bb4cb2585831605649bb95c9502b9ce6b6f4b053b20e766530d468c4354.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1080&blurhash=iBDufD%25z-7D%256L%3B%7C_N%3Dy-o7x%2B%7CK*J.-CAW-AS%23t7Z%7ENb%5EQ-6xtnkE1WBbI%25hE%25RjbbNGwJSNayWVl8%2Bas-%25g%24kEKniR*ay&x=bc9bbb984c450e527866f2f6ee3ef3c478ccf536623c58e1e55f474eeb58706e


I need pronouncenames.com wrapped in a highly accessible app that I can operate surreptitiously without looking at the phone


家陣啲臨記扭扭擰擰
https://void.cat/d/6zcnPc3kNRAKR8ddDGF38c.mp4


畀個 calendar 養到每次開始一件工作總係留到踏正 :00 或者 :30 先開始


Will make you a batter you can’t refuse
https://image.nostr.build/5a06b29bde28683173e8f2dfb794fc78e069af89449b96df934f08bb8fdc6964.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1412x1412&blurhash=UiH2NAM%7CR%25fj%7EUt5R-oe%25KjYogj%40ozt6WBof&x=fa532f677ca24fa1dfa702bcf8d0f6074515aa276e9250fda9cffb497a0f0f0c


又到咗滿地白粉嘅季節

♫ Frosty the Log Man
未算真正好撚凍～
https://image.nostr.build/f6b039bf419ff8da6afdb3f95251e6bfbfcc56eb27680e238233a397521780ce.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1080&blurhash=iFHC4cx%5ENIV%3FV%40M%7Ct7fPR*%3F%5EIARixvogxuj%5BayoLIoxbxaIoRik9M%7Bs%3BjsV%3FbFM%7BnjxuRjkCoKWCS0M%7BtRxuNGRit6Rifk&x=2d0a92e7bef9c622ced95d31abf84c563a62af59e9c8fb36e7085fce96489836


Apple crumble soufflé 😋

♫ You always heart too soft
Heart too soft
Alone one person, weep until morning
https://image.nostr.build/4874c5088059718f6614b65a3978ffeb3738eef424c0a95baae38fa2fb4c2acf.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UGKn3o0O-4MwI8NHo%23bFyZxB8_NdD*WAogWC&x=6211e3f02c9744ae2191ca514d87bc477803e69d76194ad98e13518302388bb1


咁係你哋悲觀 etc.


因自身的悲觀而未有積極宣揚，成為由治及興的障礙：
https://void.cat/d/RucrTot5PbKzuxTThAPLmU.webp


共同富裕不是習思想嗎⁈⁈

(Sausage: Acemoglu, D., & Johnson, S. (2023). Power and progress: Our Thousand-year struggle over technology and prosperity. Basic Books.)
https://void.cat/d/9c79VxcewqqArFN9kZaj1x.webp


「行得未？」https://void.cat/d/JsbdWokPpcMN94FSdqE9Jg.webp


嫑⿰這樣 biáo jiàng https://void.cat/d/F8gBF6sMxq52q3KYVHhZEN.webp


Lemon set cream with shortbread 😋 就好似解構嘅檸檬撻但有雙倍餡 😋 正是本人喜歡嘅餡 : 撻底比例 😋
https://image.nostr.build/7ee2a01aae25cd1a050ec21c4c9810c5d2a886416f75cf0ebe2457dc85e10530.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1482x1483&blurhash=%7CBKdSU02014n%5EIIT%24%7DobRj%235SjtS%24ykDozoLt6oK8x01%7EM%7EVETxvI%5DWCWBRk%252xuRjn%24M%7Cs%2CRjWC%23O-%3ATMIpRjM%7Br%3At6aetSjEWAR-RPoMt7t7WD%24%7BxaIuM%7Bs7t6xuR-a%23%25NWBi%5ER-R%2BxZW%3Dj%5Bj%3Fx%5EWBRPayt8s%3AV%5BWBWA&x=c6d50d034ccb2883e0e326a76388d2186d025b34a3c3fe364511a9e40bebee6d


Om nom nom 😋 (1 York Place, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/65a6cee49f6d386efe551c59?s=sVPjoolfMjE9-IuZtEN5-Wxm6jQ
https://image.nostr.build/3ee8c2b053c5c8adae707528b6a2c4ce17c4c675bfc9d375570dde3b0791856c.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=UQJaitWV%7EWt7M%7BoyS2xaxvfRM%7Bj%5Bt7jZR%2CR*&x=d4d5244a2a007ee7a24791d4e34d27785e1c957fc22f6a16c2ee3bc70b6c514b


Petition for ⿰這樣 to be made a character so it can form the phrase 嫑⿰這樣
https://void.cat/d/UkzeZ9KdsjfejgXFxAifVZ.webp


#TIL The antonym of 嫑 (U+5AD1) is also an actual word and it is 嘦 (U+5626)
https://void.cat/d/QDCir33UAACkvE3WkNJzxy.webp
https://void.cat/d/nKd4Efe5v8XeazZr5CGiW.webp


♫ 從來未煲過白粥　偏要食粥
如今逼我切牛肉


專門俘虜美麗靈魂的魔鬼
弱點是聽到粗口就會融化
所以我相信在座的 Nostr 友們
粗口爛舌句句充塞助語詞
都是為了長出堅硬的外殼
裹着美麗的靈魂免遭俘虜


好彩唔係叫我認邊條線／邊個站
https://void.cat/d/2vYSa5e9fvUmmXzqibcPpg.webp
https://void.cat/d/LyM67ScbzJ9qLQwWnFdkp.webp


幫你上樓：
https://void.cat/d/Gne4WaDM6kKbajxuaAYHvh.mp4


（同埋如果你係會淨係食茄汁嘅話… 唔好畀我知道你真實身份，否則我必定會向變態管理局舉報你）


從「我會淨係食薯條、但唔會淨係食茄汁」嚟睇，客觀上邊樣嘢係主角其實係昭然若揭的… 但偏偏每當拎薯條點茄汁時，主觀地我會認為茄汁先係主角 🚬 奉勸各位唔好成為別人生命中的薯仔 🚬 明明有背負起主角重擔之實，卻偏永無主角之名份 🚬


“The New DLR Trains Could Have Toy Steering Wheels Installed”: https://londonist.com/london/transport/steering-wheels-new-dlr-trains

Next time my shoulder gets slammed into the wall on an abrupt turn, I’ll blame the brat driving at the front.


Isle of Wight 我都想去，但要搵兩個姓黃嘅陪我去（OK 王或者汪都得）


啋過你咩～ 你個網頁有小朋友睇㗎！
https://void.cat/d/W4SobtfkTz45AoKkaJka4o.webp


降噪耳機的重要推手
https://void.cat/d/49KSBRbmxPPCSY9ePt5rRh.webp


並冇考慮香港市場而適度微調營銷口號 https://video.nostr.build/dc52b3ac62bbf20c0dbbbc94512ea19b4ef13c1843c1d91161b8c6791e542d60.mp4


個名改得蘊含住豐富資訊… 只上到內聯網嘅唔叫得 Internet、唔瀏覽得網頁嘅唔叫得 Web、用 dial-up 嘅唔叫得 Broadband https://void.cat/d/8s13DMUp3jcyAYRpQpqyHb.webp


Suggested quiz entry for the Living in the UK test

Q: How do you gracefully eat a croissant with icing sugar on it?

A: You don’t.

Bonus point for coughing as you inhale some of the icing and now there’s white powder on your glasses
https://image.nostr.build/b6dffe23b8917d021aba5a80fee19d541d70baa69816e8ff19a63e6c40218763.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UAGkwSM%7D004o%7EqROtRDi009Y%3FbRP%250ae%25NkC&x=d6d5d5e489b8cf346d6e70aab274b352e96bd5ddf0b542c8a49a1e8ddaa1ab6d


I put in way too much effort setting up my browser tab groups https://void.cat/d/WRqYFF5t3y1p76iGbnygHj.webp


本人去旅行前 → 本人去完旅行 → 返嚟後兩星期
(Sausage: https://github.com/notofonts/noto-cjk-varco)
https://video.nostr.build/8108856d9df6430ff5477c4925e17cebdd462a588222b639d138162a3caf27ad.mp4


嗰個 “new” Teams 是不是甚麼邪惡的 HTML5 扮成 native app 東西… 點解喺你未得閒撳 update 之前可以完全 blank 晒個版面乜都做唔到？


一般人視角：樣
本人視角：著呢啲鞋返藥房，對腳死咗啦
https://void.cat/d/7ksmzNV1fkENjhYfk2WEfN.webp


“Peregrine lander: Private US Moon mission runs into trouble”: https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-67915696

具體嘅 trouble：「勢估唔到陽光原來係耀眼得不能直視！」
https://void.cat/d/V6BUpNfyqyAz4yiiX254WZ.webp


Yes I’ll take this thank you
https://image.nostr.build/4c056cd86b83017d7266699d38f20930a5728a2270d99d45c8cc947d44e3aa2c.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1080&blurhash=ijEfvi%25NIUj%3FxaWBj%5BoIjY%3FdxuRjoes.WVofoej%3DW9aej%5Boeoej%5DbIoeoeV%3FWBfRoeoea%23WBoKoJoNa%23WWjsf5ayaxj%5Bj%3F&x=b82e0407a06dd2b4095f9acf758316927d62ad7c74bd5df787ce0f856f5ded89


Elderly ant standing up in a crowd: “I was born in an era before Ziploc bags were a household commodity!”
(Collective gasp in the anthill)


No café exam is complete without a visit by the hairy faced examiner
https://image.nostr.build/0e37f8ca9a83a33a8ac6847806e793ad4baa6c3bb730e0cdc0d6387263ffbcdf.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1446&blurhash=%23HJQp1%2ClOsIu9vS1xvtPM%7Bozx%5B%25NxbXSIUt8t7tR_M4pNLOrxai_S%7Exba%7DO%40-pM%7EELxH%252S%23o2t7s%3BM%7B%25f%252ShV%40%252t7RksYNZXT%24jJCt3sWawkCIW%25MtRRORln%24t8WAni&x=5c3b1d4824de0a4b06e0c81f0c041432d149a4d59f171efc0851d6ac62328fc4


感冒沒甚麼好怕的，屙個排毒美顏屎就好了。（但只代表今次隻嘢嘅表徵去到結尾係腸胃問題，唔代表你食瀉藥會快啲好 OK？）


強勁體能 + 從底褲掹槍動作純熟
https://void.cat/d/S8HwLjXZ4hMKMxRjr7CA9k.mp4


Overpackaged 的山崎パン https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2z7wCiHyUA


圖一：其他觀眾睇嘅畫面
圖二：本人睇嘅畫面（💭 Epic 評價點樣？） https://void.cat/d/H4cxm1At2j6tEtD3qhc8bQ.webp https://void.cat/d/UUJwRffNgHt1pe7nnruSTf.webp


首日返工主要係清走啲祝賀電郵，但又唔可以用條簡單 rule 就隔走晒因為有啲人鍾意講完 Happy New Year 然後開波投訴正經嘢


實驗證明：將廚房個水龍頭換成撳粒掣變花灑嗰隻，可有效減低洗洗下嘢彈到周圍都係所引致嘅暴怒。


如果叱咤要改革的話，我會建議引入扣分制，將個「足」字讀成 joke 之類就打佢八折。


… is OK 🤗
https://void.cat/d/FJFCkwG7HZT5SRrJwWc5k.webp


我一路以為「冇死錯人」嘅意思係閻羅王要嚟討你命一定係有原因，i.e. 引伸意思係有不幸事情發生喺一個人身上一定係因為佢有其抵佢仆街之處。但似乎坊間用法係任何嘢嘅發生一定係有人計啱咗數，e.g.「啲貨賣得平？唔使戥店家擔心喎，一定冇死錯人㗎喎」🤔


Don’t know how many years I can keep doing this for but just budgeted for enough funds to max out my ISA this tax year 🕺


A group of swans is called a murder because of their murderous aura
https://image.nostr.build/1b14ea633ffe9943324804266936fd55c2832680b8801d1ffdd56ec10be8bccc.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1363x1363&blurhash=UFF%3D%3Fo4nV%3Fxa_4DiM%7BWBRiRixu%2529Ft6M%7BD%25&x=827307fd8855f327761cf3369c29712994bef6291ccb1372e391dd368272ce98


市政服務構思：還書鴿鴿 (AI generated image) https://void.cat/d/VSN1CoqTQwg7Z1DdjunXqo.webp


似係要好強勁腰力先做到嘅動作
https://void.cat/d/WsZQLmNFWbb6KLUmjAnxJp.mp4


試過都讚好
https://void.cat/d/P28AUYDeZT9iMkdWXqEKrH.mp4


用後感：暫時冇中招，副作用係翌日嘅鼻屎量多咗，相信係鼻窿將人工鼻屎噴膜自然排出所致。同時亦構想咗一項研究，調查本身多定少鼻屎嘅人喺使用人工鼻屎噴膜之後嘅得益有何差異。搲到


#告解 曾經有段時間以為枝豆係叫做唧唧豆… 我賴我阿媽。（阿媽經常信口開河但係佢以前係日本貨買辦嚟嘛，點知會連呢啲日本嘢名都跣我嘅啫）


Highlight of the meal… nay, the day… nay, the trip… nay, the month (Akira, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658dc28eb742b664d374630a?s=0IlNJ7OADBvRWDvGXJXnfBf6we0
https://image.nostr.build/adc0ef33c81232b9852f4d39c1a98619b97a7a9448748cc85dda2a7c7223b076.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1342x1343&blurhash=%7CIJjVTxuE3XSEfnmNbR%2CI%3B%7EBbcaiS2bbf%2CV%5BjEe.9Hb_kX%251xbkVVsM%7CV%40-VR%2Cnis%3AR%2BV%40SLWDbaRkOYkDxGjrn%7Et6k8oew%5DX9WrofjYoIsAW%3BbHr%5Ds%3DtQf%2Cs%3AWBofxts.sCbbb%5DS4o3aejZn%24o0i%7ExGXStRo3kCbFxFs.&x=ffb988b5d10168f7f1f642059b49fa8573a0e8dce467113f94b3275ef528f1bc


Pure bliss even as dinner time approaches 😋 (Japan House, Kensington) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658db5a8d7ee01159b8dc737?s=bfbtdxlHGrZOt3cFqx5Vi6MFmrw
https://image.nostr.build/c1bb62ae7404449d11b9fd0c1a7bf853aeb7a2f7eaf3ffc55b8b6a7b1ec9aff5.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UHI%23AMxu%7EBM%7Bkrxu9FRiOF-%3A9a9ZNGRkofj%5B&x=ad72d870ee2478d9ee98f98476565144b384897118db861cf4ec6214b53f405d


《社恐或與腸道健康有關　多吃纖維及發酵食物可能幫到手》 https://news.now.com/home/international/player?newsId=544425

是不是搞錯了甚麼… 那不是社恐，是瀉恐


I still occasionally write 2022 as the year. That reminds me: since a few years ago it had started taking longer than a year for me to adjust to telling the correct age of any family member after their birthday (including mine). From that point on I knew I’m screwed for life.


The British are so polite, even the ramp is sorry
https://image.nostr.build/eea5348734f1e8aeb491f3f4a5b33bbeb14975f17213ebfd44ace24b91f29b00.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1516x1516&blurhash=UGFO_lo100Rk_4WX-PjZQ*oK%25iWY_2WCaet6&x=59afaeba476feb1193fff339538dcbfb99c280e463193818993e4b1525e2bf6e
https://image.nostr.build/d6e9cfde50bde7b803ee76b0eb8c45182131e452b8b5fea9acb3606ae72b7444.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1205x1205&blurhash=U4JQ%5Bv%7Eo%2C.-%3A00xY%3FG%25K00w%7CkU%24g0N-pxYxs&x=b4b2e0e8900b249eea0e67d471e94fa3adbaed857b34040912854a32ab92b7fe


#飛咁遠咪又係 再接再勵 (Tonkotsu Notting Hill, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658c5b826bd1244d7662aca3?s=m9myRrGYZyP2kJvBjByNzPgwvNw
https://image.nostr.build/18ef2670cf00f953807ceb3004410583a7d9ba0b5b46b6235f761057ff41c90b.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=U6IXW%5E0003xu00xtacx%5D02-%3B9tWB%3F%5Ds%2B_NIV&x=9b0f8a9a41cdade0ed07d7cbd668d4ead40ea481be5c1ec553012289410a0ace


比想像中冇咁夜繽紛… 定係我搵 Google Maps 時打錯咗 Nothing Hill？(Notting Hill, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658c5a12a8d07b5e3efe8334?s=Hvd440iPNa_MF8ZxyolJ0FhmzGA
https://image.nostr.build/aa1a392fa569a970367d0e4d8a61234cb14835192bb425b666140c2ae222e0a9.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1080&blurhash=iSAd%24lt5iFt7t8WBogofozO_aeeQazWCs%3Ao%23ayjYbdjYWAjZngaykDoekCxYodt7ofn%7Doft6axogWYofazjYWBf6WAjuf%2C&x=39134b85368dee18c8e8272e2ae271c5f7d4249af2640c37efc77d9bb3e9337a


Not sure if 歌和老街 or 亞皆老街 (Old Street London Underground Station, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658c0c14c7b0b754a39dfc9b?s=UJWRDekGNCjzmRVhxkoVvgNu_Qg
https://image.nostr.build/3349c85ee7a2501795e8eb9dda5681d11d305291fed9ad3b497201525543b37a.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1449x1450&blurhash=%7CFI%7DI%3AIp00V%5B00xbHs%25g%25%24IofPxZayofaya%7Bj%5BWB00s%3A%7DukC%3FHW%3Au4RPVYMyofofbHozaeniaykC00s%3A%7EBf%2B.SVsm%2CWqM%7C%3D%7BWCJ9o0RPofkCfkt7%5BUbHGae-Q-oyoff%2Btlpcaen3bHW%3BfkX8n%25aKu5aem%2BbHV%3FbbTdniZ%24&x=a65158ee5751f62003f4a5953ef63872f63e8376ed3ac2c87b0b171c64cb2056


Mulling over my life’s choices 🤔 (The Commercial Tavern, Spitalfields) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658ae1d22f9c38245fae7c0d?s=tHzZ0Kn2TfB7fsgWzKFbC_oFNrw
https://image.nostr.build/7b9eaffcadaa995ec755779840176c5bdd90c4bd536ff23e87efc35f321fa71c.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UIEx6BIUOs9_%7D%3F%250ShI%3D%5Ej9tt6I%3B0zbbNGt6&x=066780a409c4b0623c7deb2132e595ad7f45fbfbfcf9439689b8b5f256503512


Hi, could you please make a BoEWatch that works like FedWatch but for watching BoE? (CME Group, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658ade8ed55d047e1b76c722?s=kWcgfC0Xv3tiOrriI7O-kgDDM-k
https://image.nostr.build/1bb068c0de3e98779bc9c97f9f485b2580d8e22e478b7752e47e67a5af254ffa.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1486x1486&blurhash=UKHU%2C%2C%3FG4%3BxaR2IqjYxa_4RjWBRk9GWCxaWB&x=479513c6dac38639e483c5325f77705de7a811483658d48d52c84b424551ef0f


Black Friday special: Jeff Bezos style for £9.99
https://image.nostr.build/ec82c32c1943614ff1bad24dcc81df3a9b3e346f40d207586431e65d1d5ea01d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1172x1173&blurhash=%7CHDJYQ%3FHoybFofjYozozj%3F%7EqxWxvofj%5Bj%5BaxaefkH%3D%25L-%3Bxut7WBWBayjsV%3D%3Fv%25MkCj%5DWBWBazj%5B-%3B.8WBNGRjWBaxoLj%5B-%3Bt6M%7BRjf5j%5Baeayayxuf6R%2BofofWBRkWCfQfkbckCt7ayRjWBaeayfkj%5BaeoeRjRjayj%5Bj%5B&x=99880c13319f6f4e59e7f72831028d3c56ed3228004ac939910598f0e8f0b64a


有 shakshuka 一定叫 shakshuka (Savoy Café & Kitchen, Shoreditch) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658aaa603aea3c0a4cfbe861?s=lsem-JxYmhkqE2AnRljejE6N4js
https://image.nostr.build/40248ce7bc9e967ed103622fa9f9273cb5cb161a89a4706909f9bfaf32ed4297.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1333x1333&blurhash=UMI%7C%3AlE2%2C%40MJDjRksns%3A%7EAR*yBt%2BEMSgtPW.&x=2f3b827b5b0b246e78035148345c1973ca11a2f7f4a06fee38ee1e43f2d88ae7


抱頭痛哭難度較高，建議抱腳。


Dumb fucks like you walking around town with paint, that’s what happened {insert old man yells at cloud meme}
https://image.nostr.build/d015cd60075f8c36f364d0a9d373d63e0411f54504942538f5d3e45a6dd1e9c8.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1118x1118&blurhash=U9FPBBRiM%7BM%7B%7EW%25MM%7Bxut7IU-%3BWBod%25MM%7BWB&x=e4953dd84f0c6e71bf254e856664821303316238b3757c1e6487d27f37c761e0


Yes I eat my burgers deconstructed
https://image.nostr.build/45d41dab45e2c6b5b9e98a2338d02d0d4afcfe75b0070e7c9ebb43c296422009.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1024x1024&blurhash=U6IglnMxK74m04r%3BOZEK%7DoRPjcIU04rBs%3Arn&x=f2f040134a6effa2fef674a970e510bd53afd31e5b832389e89f2b908a1aa53f


The self-healing power of Brick Lane walls
https://image.nostr.build/fa19cf6e509d44f2ad5cbbcd1b6ab3626456628efa45897e6b2c4aa5c198fb7d.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1793x1008&blurhash=iYHV9wV%40M%7Baefkj%5BfRayj%5B_4WBM%7BWBayj%5Bfjayj%5B%3FbWVaxj%5BWBj%5Bayj%5Bay-pWBogj%5BWBj%5Ba%7Caya%7CbcWBt8ayayfPj%5Baej%5B&x=1f883994c20d7c51454958f1ac19deefa3f49830fd5188d5f358a06aa8c59a31


Ballers are balling 🕺🕺🕺 (Rake’s Cafe Bar, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6589830df898890ef25a8c4c?s=MoVfGI7xAPbSGI35CyoMlYSaQZA
https://image.nostr.build/2189cb8cfc2b0c9f55c78b07413a4ed775048f1f0fa320591606bc4a1aaebf08.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1435x1435&blurhash=UPG%5BpG8w%24%2BR5%3Fw9YxuR%25NHM%7BxvRkkCNGWUt7&x=ce88c6ea0984863878eb3835a8158e338c499512dc4d04ac3dde9c38cbbd7f2c


用「有人問我」開頭嘅文一般係其實冇人咁樣問過佢


Snow blown from the west door
https://video.nostr.build/dfe0caf91fd03942b7a991628f083274cdc83e41ed93ef8fb7e2877fe6d5388e.mp4#m=video%2Fmp4&dim=960x544&blurhash=iIFreZ%7EWRjxuRjWUS3NGkW-%3DS2M_ofbHayoeadoMRjNFj%5Bozs%3Aj%5DogWBaxR%25t7t7oKR*WVaeWqoft8WXbbRkWBn%24n%24s%3At6&x=48e02284294383da39123e028ae2862c465f1e41213f99ef43ebc2623681d82d


直覺認為係侵侵教你注射漂白水級數嘅垃撚圾、但人哋有晒 study 證實有效你又吹佢唔脹 🤷


Obligatory snout + coffee pic (Small Square Cafe, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6586b5a957a6d4323e47404b?s=KuTg6Azs7_1Rbix-s7YMyj_iAT4
https://image.nostr.build/b5b28a3b475426770072302b284c6cbbdd9f69253dbe40c92fd43cfe507381ca.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1536x1536&blurhash=UEIhEZ4%2C0i%7ET%3B%40Tg%5EfVZ%3F70MRiITE-9ED*IS&x=c2508ab15f65437638bf8c0b2dc3cddf163d2d4cba8e7b25f71a0a06387371ba


♫ 小玉典珠釵　鉛華求長埋
祝君把新歡　乘龍投豪門
(Bull In A China Shop, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6585e9471d24615b3cf7ff0d?s=GiDkHTQWf5czdtmE95MWAaMVcQs
https://image.nostr.build/597fe06dae0eb311f8a51b2e1269551b12a4d4d9c504b458221dfd146efaf9fb.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1920x1080&blurhash=i3L%3Aoy%7ECyVpc%25MwK%24iRPeU%2C.%251tQS%7Da_V%40oLjbaLKhS%7C%23%2Cv%23s%3ASLX8S1NuTdS%23w0w0jZS4WCSzS%7EM%7Bs%3AWCWVs%3BoLoKWWW.&x=8bf448d8f4a53db13c861035faa6df37aa8aea578283d7104088ae7179c13b8c


疏秩序村 (Shoreditch, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6585e076c6fc40594798b9e1?s=mk1saFCrwJ7Lr_y8-mui2bys5mA


Hello 冇圖 (Chieveley Motorway Services (Moto), Thatcham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/658598bdd088632881ca5298


大鐵椎傳 is about a guy who carries a bat so it’s the story of Batman


Northern Mandarin Super League (NMSL)


Goodest advice https://void.cat/d/BU7dGGpsJTD5pEdfYW8kFZ.webp


I regret to inform you: https://www.shortlist.com/news/we-tried-to-mull-every-kind-of-alcohol-and-it-didnt-end-very-well https://void.cat/d/SjeboGf5waDr83ffpZ6mn1.webp


對霰彈槍敏感
https://void.cat/d/GX7fEsaYqyFh1rKuDDweFR.webp


屋企人唔記得咗如何 WFH… 要開聲聽或講嘅嘢戴耳機匿埋一邊做、唔好行入見到人哋螢幕／cam 嘅範圍、唔好摟人講嘢／叫人聽你講嘢直至收工或人哋放 break、零食一早攞定以減少行嚟行去嘅次數


所有嘢喺晒 Sharepoint 嘅壞處／好處係 Sharepoint 一收皮就全公司收得皮 🥳
https://void.cat/d/TEPRX7hy5HzsiecF7gBYei.webp


More traumatising than hearing Mariah Carey’s All I Want etc.: hearing a 口水歌 version of Mariah Carey’s All I Want etc.


Fair comment: https://void.cat/d/94uUw51roE3Wd2a2ge3sjy.webp


#TIL: 繁體法文 https://void.cat/d/KdWByLJ1uHtbETQSZcKeYg.webp


屎窟沒有了感覺，是很危險的事
https://void.cat/d/KBDmpbtRGkn4k9jS79dmmX.webp


主要花絮：將「Gemini」讀成「嘅 mini」ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) https://youtu.be/bZSO0YYE_T0


彈你手踭條筋
https://void.cat/d/UXta3ATxgRV62cpNwwfMR5.webp


Pizza is pointy only if you cut it up into wedges
https://image.nostr.build/9be664dc9b500f009b46ed1038a2071ee4c8429e2376626549a4ba07a0e0bc95.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1247x1248&blurhash=%7CEMsZLRkxZNGR%2Bayj%5Boexa%7EARjWCoet6ayj%5Bs%3At6s%3AoeM%7CfkRkoeayWCs%3As%3AWCNGWBWBRkR*WVRkNHxts%3At6oexaR*t6j%40j%5Bt6WCoLoLWBayWBNH%251ayt6j%5Bs%3At6R*WVR*s%3As%3AWVa%7CayWCj%5BoeWVR*IpoLj%5BoeazRks%3AWV&x=9f9cf384f572e80bf167f9468d78d2d03042b69db69365406d1fadfc9f9ac536


先唔講你段廣告賣啲乜，用 MingLiU / SimSun 裏面啲羅馬字符嘅，本人一定 hide ad 再 hide all ads from this advertiser 再追到落天腳底 block 你個 page 再勾埋個 page like/follow 緊嘅同系列嘢再 block 晒佢


You are my sworn enemy now 🤢😡
https://void.cat/d/SMKaTb1knHbSwKeF4bWwuC.webp


近日試飲嘅無酒精／極低酒精飲品：

Clear Head IPA：掂！
Guinness 黑啤：掂！
BrewDog 無酒精套裝：掂！
Sainsbury’s 零度紅酒：伏！


要好到為佢擋子彈嘅程度 🥲
https://void.cat/d/PadUkdPs2DztAHjB7dByzw.webp


好物：https://mothersruin.com/software/SuspiciousPackage/

用途：對付啲逼你用 admin install 嘅 .pkg，夾硬拆咗個 package 抽返個 .app 出嚟畀你用 unprivileged user 裝喺邊度都得

例：Microsoft Edge


如果你對今集節目嘅內容感到魚滑，歡迎登入我哋嘅火鍋料電子市場網站，我哋會有專人接受你嘅訂單


幾鍾意「有嘢就用嗰樣嘢、冇嘢就回一個 hyphen」嘅句法，好似 😓+😐 咁 https://void.cat/d/P9DFsQxcdr7wnYYfgJGTkQ.webp


幫你上樓：
https://void.cat/d/JHXodnam3fgAoZLbSJEEXs.webp


No, I didn’t want to be here.
No, that’s not my name.
https://image.nostr.build/73368f11ba69315f3ca13e08e8b1a9b056ca5f721c19fadb7a9eed4384a7f28d.jpg


Cheeky peek
https://image.nostr.build/1dcb866fbe4fa29cbb906315f0c8729ca6a7d419bb3e4ad8ca3ba1cb9a8cd5e4.jpg


喺 VBA 同 Office Script 之間遊走搞到有啲頭暈


本人經常到有呢個疑惑… 可唔可以畀我 mark 個❓？
https://void.cat/d/WL2YKKp3YYegF8abAWHK4W.webp


平時係聽開 Lo-Fi 但今日貪得意叫 Spotify 播佢個粵語 playlist，聽落感覺好翳悶 😐 而家啲歌手唔知邊度鄉下，啲發音怪怪地，/aa/ 同 /o/ 呢啲明明係好前嘅音食晒落喉嚨底 ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


寫埋喺盒面 🤔 係咪一項萬眾期待嘅功能嚟 🤔
https://image.nostr.build/de3f226949d957da1fda13738f9a2d5367732c0829271a90538f96c38d061c41.jpg


Both are equally flummoxed by the other https://void.cat/d/7puicnuzVeRNvVb2vZNKPs.webp


This enrages me https://void.cat/d/3rs9Ji2ha29gr4MCfoksFD.webp


事前煽惑唔投票係犯法，但事後恥笑投咗票冇犯法喇啩！


《選管會宣布，電子選民登記冊系統故障，區選直選所有投票站八時十二分起轉用人手派票》 https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=34699

由亂及治之後都係要人手配票


近照
https://image.nostr.build/c7a666b902016020cda9d5c8ea101309ea3915dd4050c0f1bec612d722701076.jpg


I am not ❨𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧❩, but ❨𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭❩


令人沉船 💔
https://void.cat/d/Mvewd4W27pWjRrAGrwnRvx.webp


Selection bias detected
https://image.nostr.build/bb90fdde0b351525bdab95db14d7e630c66b83c22addc6f29da1b95d8a5d1453.jpg


這麼的廢 🫠
https://image.nostr.build/acb567c9c8f368984845ac1a8c7ea50ce29034e21ffd8221d5ba3f64c252c5d7.jpg


再次發現伊波拉病毒形狀嘅頭髮 🤔 呢度似乎有人奉行吸引力髮質嘅進階版… 感染力髮質 🤔


《據了解社民連成員古思堯被國安處拘捕，涉嫌企圖作出或準備作出具煽動意圖的作為》 https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=34657

告錯罪啦，人哋其實係「企圖準備企圖作出」


“Whatsapp adds disappearing voice messages to its roster of privacy features”: https://www.engadget.com/whatsapp-adds-disappearing-voice-messages-to-its-roster-of-privacy-features-172813331.html

本人建議嘅 implementation 方法係越嚟越細聲咁樣


兩個都係 for https://void.cat/d/D19jH8wYxtUHW9JcG9UkvP.webp


“Google Pixel Update – Dec 2023”: https://support.google.com/pixelphone/thread/247199114

🤔 但或者有啲人反而鍾意呢 https://void.cat/d/C7h2P1qKePUa2mm7shetnS.webp


水豚劈劈劈 https://youtu.be/OCVT306gAqE


Just chillin’
https://image.nostr.build/fb8145cc36a2b46a919165ea5402264d4a1b662ea5ff1e545c6822fe7128bce5.jpg


上兩星期去過之後就火燭 ☹ #燒燶專員
https://image.nostr.build/b264f55ee0336d3db5220ea210105370df891668eebac1433b9bf2d31f10a820.jpg


呢個龍虎武師嘅中槍動作 oversell 咗
https://void.cat/d/JJnkLhxos5HU1fjEjdP8ws.webp


甩咗！ #側甩專員
https://image.nostr.build/7552f7819ddd82add1ccf7f9679383749d1a345a2f6f1cbb1a32a801445bb28d.jpg


“UK's only giant pandas return to China”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-67618885

Net migration numbers: −2


紀 念 一 下 回 不 去 了 的 那 種 年 代 和 那 時 候 的 人 們


1.5L 水喉裝是好物
https://image.nostr.build/6e8991c8d7e5401114c3c5cee9340605c55832c1c8fd136ca5e1d0414e7ac308.jpg


梳打都有得手打… 又唔係 DJ Soda
https://image.nostr.build/75255d9cb780d650375f61bb9a1a5c43693bc08389723b801b4b07f4448ca0da.jpg


咁就啱啱好了… 唔使再凍落去 thx 🙏
https://image.nostr.build/fd2192179e43d29e32f5fd3990db549265adaf8ced760e7cefb61895aad5af33.jpg


本人對於對抗氣候變化冇乜宏偉嘅想法，來來去去都係得一招就係樣樣嘢用少啲 https://void.cat/d/DQHV9r8aCEUNPFfukhjx3x.webp


本人見過最狂嘅轉 inhaler 嘅理據 (Sausage: https://greeninhaler.org/ )
https://void.cat/d/PYhVmasTTL8d4oshP2eX4Z.webp


虎標就係造驅風油嘅… 咁鼠標係造乜嘢嘅呢⁈⁈


戴咗帽都係凍
https://image.nostr.build/7cb242ba9f3bdf20e06ddfe33641a19a06e5101bca034a127b7f5a9470ae735d.jpg


臭狐 Hitman
https://void.cat/d/Cfc4sPQnXqWvurVzMY3Wm6.webp


“AI technology reveals what Tory MP James Cleverly really said in ‘s***hole’ row”: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ai-technology-reveals-what-tory-31528195

Theory or practical?
https://void.cat/d/W47u1B4M9SeQgJsNDFxUiJ.webp


粵語 /n/→/l/ convergence 嘅現象就咁單一睇係冇乜問題，但當同一啲新興用詞產生協同效應時就有機會產生麻煩，例如：將「寧縱勿枉」讀成「零縱勿枉」時容易同新興用詞「零Ｘ」（代表「毫無ＸＹ」、而ＸＹ本身係二字詞語但只用其首字組成「零Ｘ」）撈埋嚟諗而諗咗去「毫無縱乜嘢呢？縱火？中招？」


（明明係 iodine fluoride）


👨: Hey Google, play lo-fi music
🤖: Got it, playing low fluorine iodide beats on Spotify
👨: WTF Google⁈
🤖: 🎶🎵


蕉皮唔係大問題，變黑咗兼藏喺一堆枯葉中間嘅蕉皮先係大問題。


Black Friday 期間嘗試搵過嘅奇怪產品：將月餅平分成 7 份嘅刀模。（因為總係切 3 刀分成 6 份太大件、切 4 刀分成 8 份又嫌太細件。）


高達八成™ 形容價錢好貴時講 extortionate 嘅人其實係想講 exorbitant。


新品試食會 (Great Bunnies, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6562159d9d48016358bb6120?s=t0uRsZkZ_dfwa8mTIKrbPzsRYug
https://image.nostr.build/543a6373f81f267ebc0d66f3e3f67ab68b81006db5219d50d73f5362501f5422.jpg


目測：ASICS 同埋 Foot Locker 有人扑爆玻璃撬開門入去搶嘢、麥記只係扑玻璃（冇爆）


All these people using Windows’ Game Bar feature to record a business meeting as if it’s normal


當你喺 App Store 輸入 NordVPN 去搵 NordVPN 嘅時候 NordVPN 係會賣一個 NordVPN 廣告於是你會見到兩個 NordVPN 一個係廣告一個係搜尋結果而你撳是但一個都係裝你原本已經諗住要搵嘅 NordVPN 但 NordVPN 係咪都已經花咗錢賣咗條廣告畀一個原本已經諗住裝 NordVPN 嘅客戶
https://void.cat/d/XfTw6sD5H32Aa3baETcB5b.webp


今年本市嘅聖誕燈飾主題係火鍋
https://image.nostr.build/d715646082fa06e73555ac8003e4bfa50e87df36cd40d3912bd972baeb916578.jpg


Microsoft Edge 小家過李小家 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴
https://void.cat/d/WaZ6EgCzsNECDPWWXuLVGk.mp4


brb, acquiring fluff
https://video.nostr.build/4d42ea6fed367bd706c1cd9ff8bea246f753e32366856bc7fb4ed57638148c5a.mp4


All this accreditation won’t do your cheese factory much good if the only certification you can get is on Gouda Manufacturing Practices


有此一問係因為尋日歎咖啡時坐喺一名大學生同埋一名咖啡店老細之間，左右各一部 laptop，而兩人嘅 Excel spreadsheet table 都係置中嘅！係咪啲乜嘢潮流嚟！


喺我本 OpenAI 搶人大戰小說裏面，Microsoft 同 Google 老細會係互稱 Nutella 同埋 PK Chai。


係需要幾強嘅體能先做到呢一連串動作
https://void.cat/d/x7pdLpHG5hQm4rZ3HzEQe.webp


現實太沉悶所以本人成日老作埋啲典故去荼毒他人… 例如反沙芋一定要用植物油嚟炸先能夠產生足夠反式脂肪去做到反沙嘅效果


Me as a barrister would totally yell, “HA! YOU DON’T HAVE A CASE!!” if only because my paralegal has stolen the prosecutor’s briefcase


整 spreadsheet 你係邊一派？
A1 派：起 table 一定由 A1 開始
置中派：將個 table 擺喺大概畫面正中間（當然你擺完喺畫面中間畀咗個 file 人哋再開又未必喺中間（但唔理！！！））


美其名係冬天裝，其實係好耐冇剪毛
https://image.nostr.build/0020a6b30f319b1322165f1e24a9df92a54552ddcc9753981b32f9c56c3d5a0d.jpg


點解 BBC 請埋 Rich Preston 呢啲咁 cute cute 嘅報新聞


乜嘢舞姿嚟
https://void.cat/d/RQkJXZ1otwQBw49xdMnPu3.webp


廢話少講… 我最關心嘅係事成之後公司員工係咪有無限免費 AI credit 可以任 gen 無聊廢圖
https://void.cat/d/He4QndXATczxtTHxYMxHvz.webp


明明前幾日人哋影到佢哋係直筆甩企喺度… 點解好似坐梳化冇腰骨咁跣咗落嚟 🫠
https://image.nostr.build/9ea7fbbf7e9349a4df485d0c3db648315a27910603601390ead1749f70339f63.jpg


🧒：其實 Reserva 同 Gran Reserva 有乜嘢唔同？
👨：唔識㗎！但假如 Reserva 係吟釀的話，Gran Reserva 就會係大吟釀
🧒：🤦
https://image.nostr.build/27eb54ae2a7b95d4448ee38000a01017f4e061f42cb5189824ce7fa54aab0385.jpg


用公司個 Yammer 出公告之前唔可以漏空自己個 profile pic 一定要 upload 樣… 唯有搵張悶蛋證件相再搵 AI 換個 café 背景落去。點知退地退得多得滯、佢連我啲髮型都換埋變咗陳奕迅咁款… OK 照 upload


我自己就好神心跟足，但喺市面上其實冇乜人理。（而最終你幾唔跟 spec 都好啲電話又 scan 到嗰下先吹佢唔脹吖嘛！） https://void.cat/d/6zpkhb77ABoc6adVbZyaxB.webp


The social media persona of my mushroom farm will be a giant shitake mushroom that barges into current affairs threads with shit takes


同埋我會喺龍城酒家隔籬開一間濃情卡拉 OK


If I start a sake brewery the sake it makes will be called For Christ’s Sake


😋 https://void.cat/d/PLFp85qyeyPak5hRig6w4Z.webp


食 whole nut 朱古力間唔中搣到一格係全朱古力嘅食落口會有莫名嘅喜悅… 就好似食雙黃蓮蓉月一件切四舊間唔中有一舊係淨蓮蓉咁


排排下隊買早餐赫然見到前面個人戴住嘅頭箍式耳筒係有支天線指向天嘅！睇真啲有紅圈紅線，懷疑係公司標準配置嘅 Plantronics 網絡會議用耳機！畀佢攞咗嚟篤落電話聽 Spotify！好聽咩咁？（同埋支咪指向天當天線收得好啲咩？）
https://image.nostr.build/30fbaf77a8b11f52119df917cca5cacfd490ce0a56289dfde52bf9915e258704.jpg


此 game 對龍虎武師有相當嚴格嘅體能要求
https://void.cat/d/7sF4n2o6RaqeyBGbfc7RHq.webp


想發明一條 USB 叉電線係如果你直接拉條線而唔係個插頭的話係會電你一嘢… 久而久之就會戒除掹線掹到個駁口爛嘅壞習慣而改為… 由得佢長叉。


又到咗著衫除衫有靜電嘅季節… 但當件衫揩到塊面嘅時候點解永遠都係鼻樑同面珠之間最薄最敏感嗰層纖纖玉面畀靜電彈到嘅？ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Was picking hair off the bathroom floor when I noticed 3 strands in a row that looked like the Ebola virus. Is the universe trying to tell me something?


剛才一邊發白日夢一邊搽潤唇膏，點知唧咗啲膏落手指度… 唯有再用手指掂返落嘴唇啦。橫掂件事已經咁 feminine，搽完就順便抿咗下嘴。🫦


Do you hate music in general or beamed quavers specifically?
https://image.nostr.build/4cde3895ad658db3a48dc38bacbccfdeca4e801b3bb0af26151d35b7356f7b0d.jpg


原來呢啲嘢係會喺你不知不覺間逐漸 multiply
https://image.nostr.build/107d89dea1d1688ff02295916f29cd11afb69c898a779a2295a2d382a7977655.jpg


Tempted
https://image.nostr.build/597523cbabbad09a4ab0b1f2db430cd789bea01ef41708ff78b20fefdf18d48f.jpg


好食到飛起
https://void.cat/d/4h4tn7hJToYt5hPbxdvSKf.webp


今日收到一宗投訴係話對面嘅學生租戶唱 K 唱夜咗但咁都未係重點，「特登寫嚟投訴主要係因為唱得難聽」… 心中響起側田《難頂 KTV》（但敝部門並冇同鄉可以分享呢個爛 gag）


自從戴多咗無線耳機之後發現本人耳窿一邊大一邊細，要左右耳裝唔同大小嘅軟膠模先唔會成日戴戴下跌一隻出嚟… 有冇啲乜嘢運動或者食療可以改善大細耳窿嘅問題？


IP change 絕無意義 ☹
https://void.cat/d/CCUS8kyPhNauJeervqhcHw.webp


係臨井閱鵝呀！唔係井上閱鵝呀！🤦
https://void.cat/d/WSKLV2mkPQaidtQ8xh38jX.webp


What I’ve found is the process of becoming a polyglot turns a polyglot into a boastful arsehole
https://void.cat/d/Hf1VztjMJtT6iarVsiMMDo.webp


公司同事同警方交換 Halloween 期間滋擾民居事故嘅情報時問「有冇 BWV」… 一時以為返咗巴洛克時代… 原來係講 body worn video


隔衫搔癢就如… 如… eh… 隔靴搔癢
https://video.nostr.build/1bbd4a31175584e9f52498578eff08a2c1ecf96d0ddfbc6747bc23b25e13e284.mp4


又會諗埋幫個琴冚蓋咁細緻嘅
https://void.cat/d/NDHRM47GaWPeiWbvr2E5oG.webp


點解整豆豉鯪魚同埋生抽王嘅公司會自稱係做生物科技 🤔


Opening times with an attitude
https://image.nostr.build/15507417448e408a46f74c9b3e6aa7d482a0f6cddd08387c65c27a7bb0de8752.jpg


😶 → 😏
https://video.nostr.build/3acc79c4821b939b2fe27840bc1c5945d335a38d9c008e1ca30ae239ca9e55b7.mp4


Arguing with an Italian chef

(🤌ಠ益ಠ)🤌　ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


有咗靚展品，就會諗使唔使要個櫃；到有個櫃時又會繼續諗照明 etc.
https://image.nostr.build/930c4249b492074c1126b8e5e613414f8b4bdcf8a7ff47f8e0ae9bc9c2f85bed.jpg


又係阿仔嘅功勞… 正當佢問係咪落雨又有陽光就有彩虹而我開始解釋 necessary vs. necessary-and-sufficient condition 嘅分別時，佢就見到嚕。（Necessary conditions 除咗落雨又有陽光之外，仲要你肯抬頭望。）
https://image.nostr.build/e08feb03a776cdba8f764ae9fa9dec72afacd8697aabb59e8aa5b8682b62140a.jpg

嘅分別時，佢就見到嚕。（Necessary


Message from the department of BOFA
https://image.nostr.build/cf24fed71270b690e033d726680f41167dd3a84f097539183875e955dc18305b.jpg


純粹理論沒有證據（OK 即係鳩噏）：喺麥當勞會攞晒一夥人叫嘅薯條全部倒埋落個盤度嘅人，同喺打邊爐時會將啲食材倒晒落個鍋一鑊熟嘅係同一組人。


今日遇到 3 隻性格行為迴異嘅貓：

😾：朝早我趕返工時佢亦趕返學，唔理路人挑逗，急轉彎入咗某學術大樓後巷

🐱：放飯見到，高調地坐喺石壆，稍為抬頭等人摸，吸引咗一條人龍（本地人真係好熱衷排隊）

🐈⬛：緊接住剛才隻高調貓見到，但呢隻怕羞啲，匿埋喺矮樹後面觀察，到人潮散去之後我踎低佢就埋嚟揩腳


驟晴驟雨時博佢 double rainbow

https://image.nostr.build/b79e14abcf3deab7d16cc73f58872647cce0144feb2fd46e912a6b237d520125.jpg


亦係硬橋硬馬真功夫

https://image.nostr.build/cdca8a9b8702d2cafff74fda23bff4a617b42b8caf80f498f1eface707924a94.jpg


硬橋硬馬真功夫 (M Shed, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/653e956ead33595ccbac0c65?s=gozaSW1gfZw-MRTFkfFqXoZ9-CA

https://image.nostr.build/12fe47841b0c07c8c0a1b949657b899a25b714958c44439970cee1b023e80006.jpg


Snout pointing at source of aroma (1B Pitville, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/653e32491071eb1da3f4c171?s=BgMUkgQ4YC9JPweKudQutUmr1Mk

https://image.nostr.build/7ad3ffad9668f3ea4dfa067ce411a86fb99562a6703f430579ba0a2d7a738132.jpg


爛茸茸泵虔見證着本城作為爛茸茸藝術家集中地的宣稱

https://image.nostr.build/3f6021ce50ed8014a9c0e197773261dc4d892e0158e00cd5449a00fbde39dc57.jpg


乜咁精準嘅？
https://void.cat/d/Bd2XF52Cf6DkscevJvv2ks.webp


今天在家工作！其實份工本身要全時間返公司！但今日全層樓能夠開門放我入去嘅人全部放假！而啲閘最近一星期又神神地唔認某啲職員證！包括我嗰張！所以入唔到閘兼冇人開門！公司畀我兩個選擇！一係擸部電腦去第二層樓、一係 WFH！識揀梗係咁揀啦係咪！只係一次過特別安排！零舍興奮！所以咁多感嘆號！


有時都唔係好明 Microsoft 點樣決定將啲乜嘢同乜嘢擺埋一齊 https://void.cat/d/W2WU5pXEkaZej5st4Sn2FC.webp


BBC 喺加沙個特約記者，呢兩個星期睇住佢越嚟越進步，由一開始成日唔記得跟住要講乜「Eh… eh…」咁樣，去到今日開頭嗰 30 秒可以順暢地報導… 雖然好似睇 YouTube 遇着 broadband 唔夠快咁，30 秒 buffer 耗盡之後又嚟「Eh… eh…」咁 🫠 祝佢安全並繼續進步。


公司提供嘅信箋 template 啲 logo 同 footer 全部都係個 letter body 嘅一部份、aligned inline with text、同埋用 space 加拍幾下 Enter 再改 font size 嚟對位。攝封信嘅內容入去一不小心就會冚咗個 template 或者對錯晒位。(🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴 火滾 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴


I did poorly: https://london.metro-memory.com/


👈 啡狗
　啡走 👉

https://image.nostr.build/d9d3796892fdc44e951108817c13e7b1ee9758449da7b52708a5ea3ab03a72d5.jpg


返到屋企要慶祝返得到屋企

https://image.nostr.build/5fb0c4565cb8b233c843e0bdd8f519a103639671d55e27ac73c13f42731eae90.jpg


計劃偷襲
https://image.nostr.build/01df89ce703dc7cb44a1d86c5719d3301cb20b11a0c1df397529ba49fce109a4.jpg


♫ 黎明來到　要光復　這 food court (Cobham Services (Extra), Cobham) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/653529939b72552bea8e82c2?s=uUdj4bqEkHQ0N0bGLzK5dibQSG8

https://image.nostr.build/7b20b816852730fd200acce9ef995d4fc1040350df9ce184b3a22c700c7b53c0.jpg


不斷齊齊出剪只會不斷打和 (Fika Hove, Hove) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6534e6cfada8c21d20b3058e?s=sxS8R5ts6LAGDAbBgizDiOq3A4M

https://image.nostr.build/60f3a9b98d4715aec7e4c65b8d4d6b95a69b7c5ef407dd7ff69dcd83fb0884db.jpg


日出跛騰

https://image.nostr.build/67318b2a689fc8dd05b2e9c1d23f7e9a1aecc7a6df3391a2ef796f5188fac9c7.jpg


Om nom nom 😋 (Achari Indian Kitchen, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/652ed4898352b8652ba8f659?s=D0J8veUeIFuhli1JjNRbDQ1nkJM

https://image.nostr.build/4b5004335219ea561db58e7c2b87f5dfb9aa3b2ab4aa35fd49ef027e66c879b5.jpg


直角
https://void.cat/d/KhaD7SGSBnaSVXLCM6Qsog.webp
https://void.cat/d/BaHnVwbP18Yn4X9afKehY5.webp


Take me back to simpler times when incredible actually meant not credible


假如呢度真係禮義之邦的話，點解蜘蛛會走入人哋隻鞋嘅呢⁈⁈⁈⁈⁈


There needs to be an AI that answers surveys in seconds https://void.cat/d/GGyJzMZc9e8TRUjTxocpXE.webp


“FTX thief cashes out millions during Bankman-Fried trial”: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67090501

屌～ 你講晒啦 https://void.cat/d/TRM1BD8W6zcbNBstQgRVmY.webp


All I wanna do is set up a smart watch but the app goes all Matrix on me https://void.cat/d/DkHuvFhqzwATY8ejJP7EQw.webp


#悲報 今朝仲吊住喺門框度，但瓜了 🎐🕯


今早屋企大門黐住咗隻蜘蛛仔… 要開度門罅側側身走。到放工返嚟希望唔會完整封冚晒度門

https://image.nostr.build/be6551a2312005845aad611ed446f822aa91a0fed51738d5c043fb93153a24b0.jpg

要開度門罅側側身走。到放工返嚟希望唔會完整封冚晒度門


有邊個估到兩樣溝埋係會變你老母
https://void.cat/d/6ngknYcnmSJUS6oPJy52he.webp


明明本國係 Rolls-Royce 同 Dyson 呢啲尖端發動機（OK 即係風扇）技術龍頭企業嘅發源地，但係點解住宅裝埋啲廁所風扇總係弱雞過 Muji 座檯 USB 風扇？有冇得上 Amazon 直接訂一組 Rolls-Royce 引擎裝喺廁所度？
https://void.cat/d/VnGqqNdR29PjvhX6fsLRD1.webp


留意到有一戶嘅露台有啲古怪。每當放工經過，如果聽到露台有聲而望上去，喺露台坐住 hea 嘅會係兩個佬；但週末放狗經過，就會換成兩隻拳師狗。人同狗永遠冇一齊出現過。

暫時起咗個故事大綱係兩條佬中咗魔咒，喺週末會蓬一聲變成拳師狗、到星期一又會蓬一聲變返佬，但未諗到點解會係咁、點樣解咒 etc

嘅會係兩個佬；但週末放狗經過，就會換成兩隻拳師狗。人同狗永遠冇一齊出現過。


我一踎低佢就噼啪瞓低反肚，以為初次見面就討摸肚腩咁豪放… 原來係自舐 (Medical Library, St. Michael’s Hill) - https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6522ca2c84f3110a267b5406?s=ySrUbE3H-O8GqiTatqmn-m940-A

https://image.nostr.build/4783eab1c3ff5e3cbfafb01a45e2968cbabf422d5db2ef8e64549529c86fe1c6.jpg


“Let’s bin VAR”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12603853/Tottenham-boss-Ange-Postecoglou-admits-happy-VAR-scrapped-Premier-League-games-controversial-win-Liverpool.html

Um… you can have /bin for binaries or /var for variable files but not both?
https://void.cat/d/3PbTTiVL34sdmqtWvogvYU.webp


轉咗 𝕺𝖝𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖉 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖍 𝕯𝖎𝖈𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖞 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 但暫時並冇更典雅嘅感覺

https://image.nostr.build/11a33780faa6492d6125c7cf165c42017c626a619c54cbd0ec5f436aef5a397a.jpg


*ka-ching!* 💸 https://void.cat/d/7VTh7WxwSj3d9Y3Q7dqR5L.webp


This morning I was greeting a cat basking in a front yard when a squirrel barked at us then climbed up a pipe on to the roof. Meanwhile, a basset hound watched all of this going down bemused from behind a window next door.

It’s like a random scene from https://theycantalk.com/


買了無聊嘢

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😒
https://void.cat/d/56K1EqeCEz3RRUjVAQqbQw.webp


NDS 專享禮遇
https://void.cat/d/8UJWQBDmZYagBLo7mE5uNp.webp


英文生字題（植物）：霸王花英文叫乜嘢呢？🤔 瞓醒開估。
https://void.cat/d/J4Uc1Wp7rzXAnX5vpxWVy6.webp


戚勤缺勤

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職員優惠 🤗 但點解唔係 Adobe Creative Cloud 免費 🫠 https://void.cat/d/LgUMEeu3GWw4H2nSpUvPJ4.webp


無敵按摩手按到你反艇

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#夢 結果就發咗個飲品廠夢。搭輕鐵搭到河田站（？）然後去維他開會，入到去一邊係大大座鍋爐另一邊係辦公室，都未行到裝樽嗰 part 就醒咗了 🚬 冇機會同佢哋切磋擰蓋嘅 QA 添…「有冇諗過用 JIRA？」「傻嘅咩你！！」


天氣稍為涼少少就有人急不及待幫佢笠衫… 幾時先得嚟冬天…

https://image.nostr.build/312357cb63b27cfd11154c9262d41834ef3d8f5e73983d0f27fed9931c9d814d.jpg


The more terrorising it is, the longer the Terrrrrrorism. Like Google search results. https://void.cat/d/YFHCsQCCj4G7wWD9PkzNR9.webp


You can opt out of hearing about Halloween but you can’t opt out from Halloween itself 🚬 https://void.cat/d/7zDB99SpZ4MvEWMUyt1W9K.webp


《【JPEX案】消息指，藝人張智霖協助警方調查》https://news.now.com/urgentnews.jsp?taskId=33808

♫ 代言沒有對錯
要拉也解釋不多
仲話冇輘輷已經很傻
成件嘢穿撚晒幣圈～已濕滯
不可能賺得息口那麼多

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見到咁多學生仔由前兩日盲摸摸唔知去邊度做乜、去到今日已經攬頭攬頸一字排開阻撚住晒，不禁沾染咗少少青春氣息 🥰 一邊行過一邊心裏面喺度唸：Bless you, my child… bless you, my child（同埋間唔中一句「行埋一邊啦阻撚住晒」）


Facility manager 叫做 Felicity 好似好繞口… “This is Felicity from Facility”


Om nom nom 🌯🌮 (@ Chido Wey, Bristol) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/6509e03c73899424fcd1a8c2?s=6L646NCdtjqO2RjaGhoUomN3DVE

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對比起屋企狗狗以前見親有人返屋企都有理冇理黐晒線熱烈歡迎，本人幾欣賞佢近期逐漸開始採用嘅比例迎接制度：
• 離開咗一個鐘以上再返屋企 – 黐晒線熱烈歡迎
• 離開咗少於一小時但都幾耐下（例：去街口士多買嘢）– 吠兩下就收
• 離開一陣即刻返（例：倒垃圾）– 不提供歡迎服務


#牢騷老人mode 依家啲大學點收生㗎！點會收埋啲第一日返學嚟攞 access card 你明知嗰個閘要嘟 access card 先入得你就偏要喺嗰個閘闖入去攞咭㗎！

… 但諗真啲，明知你冇咭偏要你嘟咭呢啲事情本國同事的確做得出。


《玫瑰崗中學三年後停辦 有學生批評校方做法自私》 https://news.now.com/home/local/player?newsId=532762

私校自私唔出奇


Never knew you could veer so much off the script and still get a good rating https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMUX6b82Zbc


“Global democratic backsliding seems real, even if it is hard to measure”: https://www.economist.com/interactive/graphic-detail/2023/09/12/democratic-backsliding-seems-real-even-if-it-is-hard-to-measure

恭喜香港與阿富汗、尼加拉瓜及俄羅斯齊名 https://void.cat/d/L5dZNSd1MLwQkR9FpQTPY9.webp


“Why are so many Britons not working?”: https://www.economist.com/leaders/2023/09/14/why-are-so-many-britons-not-working

Slowpoke is an actual creature okay⁈ https://void.cat/d/LaYt4HbPoPU4u4K15Hg4Zf.webp


Who else is a fan of lukewarm tea?


Tempted
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Staff offer 淨係包 MacBook、iMac 同埋 iPad… 渣 ga


I’d pair this badge with this tee.

Source: Etsy search – https://www.etsy.com/search?q=i+got+out+of+bed
https://void.cat/d/CDHSAwRSex74pfyRFpGsks.webp
https://void.cat/d/3NtZ23QCQE2ovPgtUiZCQw.webp


宣傳策略嚟… activate 咗就冇人知道係 Windows 嘛

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Chrome Dino detected! (@ Google UK, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fd999bf9c19659d12c0296?s=hzW8I_VFnW4OAbz5FAhupyBtEo8

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偏偏唔係食 sandwich (@ Sandwich Street Kitchen, King’s Cross) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fd7d6d0a3f00369c781e2f?s=ouzaqCaposDvrEkSvpJ_VerJRoM

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唔揩嘢唯有撈嘢 (@ Bone Daddies, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fcafc5d48e38071cda53fe?s=C9fRyr8vZzia4MN3rMB0ILE-XMM

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Socially distanced birbs (@ Little Venice, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fc8a8cc1013c538a7ed64c?s=3hpsPEALctYMLf3PCAeddfclDKI

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♫ 漫漫長路有包萬寶路　一包兩份煲

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🐦: Om nom nom… mmwhatcha mmlookin mmat… (@ Camden Market Hawley Wharf) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fc4e565b54e95c6e652f70?s=o2kkqMUVWd1k7kJLjrNHId46bx8

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SEKAI NO OWARI detected

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Inflation is so bad that the boss got tired of changing the sign every week and just left it like this

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以生命活出 #飛咁遠咪又係 精神 (@ Tsujiri, Camden Town) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fc49f163cf1c29ce56de0c?s=hOHL7NH9F4XNZi8s3655H5BUv1g

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趁條頸仲頂得住嘅時候坐 A 行 (Prince of Wales Theatre, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fb6646e52ec42f766a1a28?s=3snmDUyQGOkaUkXD-Hy6Dew92SU

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讓 #飛咁遠咪又係 系列再次復興 （@ Panton Yokocho, Leicester Square) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fb54d4dced1a234b34a15c?s=JhBf1EmhISOPI_M17gvmvvX4Ezg

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The effect of inflation is acutely felt（OK 係我食到剩返一啖先影）(@ Houses of Parliament, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fb2f46d5f970035f947aa1?s=BM8fv2-Wd1M7ndrsE5EJ4iSK8j8

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原來隸屬房屋署 (@ Jewel Tower, Westminster) https://foursquare.com/v/jewel-tower/4ac518d0f964a5208fa620e3

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“Queen Elizabeth Ⅱ was absolutely determined – Liz Truss”: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-66744659

Spoken with an air of menace 😈

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總係著淺色衫時偏偏去搵會彈辣油嘅嘢食 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴


#飛咁遠咪又係 系列乘勝追擊 (City Càphê, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fafeebaa3fd44b48c05971?s=LV5N-O93FrYceJfIcprYg_GRgog

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Yes I’ve been burgling the vault again as per tradition 😈 No it’s not Narodowy Bank Polski so it wasn’t a Pole vault


It’s been higher for long enough 😡 (Bank of England Museum, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64faf6fc0b462e7b3e2dfba3?s=SlViC0YBDLc7DOg-7om5hWCQL5k

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Has Andrew gone hiking again? (@ Bank of England, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64faf57d22698f337153d6b6?s=jGbr4lb0sNp0AshXImZUBvCU-h4

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#假裝在日本（but ghetto 💔）

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咁啱今朝個目的地由出發點大概跟住太陽個方向就去到，就試下唔開 Google Maps 鳩行過去啦… 大致上行得通，但係過咗龍一陣先醒覺，又要跟返燈柱啲影行返轉頭 (🫴ಠ益ಠ)🫴


冇帶埋隻狗去旅行嘅缺點係去飲咖啡時整體 package 可愛度跌咗 9 成 ☹ 一行入間舖冇人對住你「Awwww 🥰」咁好唔慣 ☹ (@ Casa Jardim, King's Cross) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fada2020b435270a933e59?s=-2L88ZItaq8Uq36JEfolq8_afKc

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#飛咁遠咪又係 系列 × 2 (@ Sagamiya, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fa19ff95d1204833792dc2?s=oWjFympCRI5KIxBat1oWiFAFHoQ

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Towards the west of West Bank (while West Bank is towards the south of South Bank) (@ South Bank, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64fa07987a64a7177d89bf59?s=0ggIhf4vFUn1LgI1iRLk9WVoLWU


It’s (algal) blooming (@ Regent's Canal, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64f9e3cc63cf1c29ce70a3d5?s=ty3KbUKmq-Qok9ZZMBa1uxUN83o

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#飛咁遠咪又係 系列延續篇 (@ Med Salleh Kopitiam, London) https://www.swarmapp.com/chungf/checkin/64f9c0c363cf1c29ce18e8fa

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