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Notes by Lurk Perry ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ | export

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 I'm not like other vegans. I'm worse. I'm Dark Vegan. 
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 I don't know, try to get rise out of you 
 You can get a rise out of me whenever you'd like ๐Ÿ˜ 
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 ๐Ÿคจ 
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 I too become reasonably upset when someone touches my pasta without consent, I like to eat unmole... 
 Plus you're Italian 
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 all muh niggas wipe they ass cuh :1488: 
 I'm proud of you. 
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 I'm sure there's more on the fedi and poast than what's alluded to friend. 
 woah, was he joggin? 
 Nah there's no vcr in his hands 
 Looks like he got tangled up in a snare meamt for catching dinner. African Americans should stay out of the wilderness since they look to be uneducated folk. 
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 so... how do you determine a chick's sex?

> ive survived more than 30 revolutions of the Sun and... 
 Hold it upside down and squeeze it gently and look at it's genitalia. 
 Cherish every fucking second with your dad, retard.

Sorry. I miss my dad 
 I talk to him frequently I just dont use boomerbook anymore. 
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 Goddamn, these fuckers are pure schizoid. 
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 What's the story behind that for real? Cause it has got to be at least somewhat hilarious. 
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 Found a cool video about animal crossing.
While talking about new horizons, the dude went on a hu... 
 Didn't know Jeff Cliff played animal crossing 
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 I'm a water drinking motherfucker

I don't like salt 
 You and 100% of everyone else 
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 >using propane 
>inside the house 

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 Very unfortunate if there were a leak and 6 million perished at the hands of nazi propane. 
 >make post on fb that is open to friend participation 
>everyone just takes the post literally, questions it and can't even play along

Social media was a mistake and everyone wants to be the center of their own little universe and is too afraid of being silly anymore

https://i.poastcdn.org/4bf690fb8ff5e354976ba798bf0b51455cf3283a6957eb525eb6cd6e33f82e26.jpg 
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 Salt in coffee makes it taste better. 
 Don't do this it makes mustard gas 
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 mfw yfw 
 Mfw yfw tfw 
 So glad we got rid of all the gross creepy white men and got the industry finally filled with women. 
 Every time I see some retard republican blame nigger behavior on โ€œdEmOCraT cItiEsโ€ I want to ... 
 Okay stay on the demokkkrat plantation racist! 
 Bible study and sewing circle now?? 
 What was it? 
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 "too young for a 1990 album" well fair i was fuckin' 4 when it came out BUT when i foudn the albu... 
 I 4 as well but everyone around me was listening to pantera and slayer and dri 
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 i dunno half these bands lol, i was into this kinda shit as a younger person, and as an adult i j... 
 I was too young for that stuff. I was more into punk and hxc. Good workout music.

https://youtu.be/uwI1zkBNGa8?si=sWyeUzv1_8WU2iFBโ€‹ 
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 finally someone who knows this song fuck so many people know ugly kid joe only for their cover of... 
 They were very underrated during that time period that's for sure. 
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 This is another great one:
youtu.be/0RHENr6Xe70 
 For me? Ugly kid Joe! 

โ€‹youtu.be/byEGjLU2egA?si=BZd1q4Sfhn3Mc71K 
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 Everyone remembers "Cherry Pie" which was actually written on the fly in maybe 20 minutes but for... 
 Yeah and the lead singer wanted to blow his brains out over it. 
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 Very morbid 
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 nostr:npub1y3cvlvl04zq72yh9649vgnv9jddqw04h4v5x0rew6dj03lhjr9wqr5vnz2 I like the tumblr x 4chan shit 
 If anything I'd rig it to encourage him 
 It is ironic for me to write this out considering I am drunk right now even though I told myself ... 
 I've been sober for over 3 and a half years to the point where I don't even think about drinking anymore. The first few weeks suck, but after a while you'll actually be embarrassed by how much time, money, and fun you've wasted being addicted to something that's literally poisoning you and making you feel like shit just for a few hours of monetary bliss. 
 THIS IS A NUDE WOMAN! 
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 this is why we are the punchline for the rest of the world 
 Who cares what the rest of the world thinks but also you're a faggot groomer. So maybe they should just mock you. 
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