Do something nice today. Like, If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them.
It only takes a second of your time and it'll make them feel so special.
Disney World said it will help its employees sign up for health care.
So finally, Sneezy can get some Claritin, Sleepy can get some Adderall, and Grumpy can get some Prozac.
According to a photo sent back from the Mars rover, there was once a large stream of flowing water on the surface of Mars. but now it's completely dried up.
Today, Al Gore blamed it on "Martian warming."
Advice to men out there: If a woman asks if she looks fat, it’s not enough to say “no.” You must also act very surprised by the question, even jumping backwards in shock if necessary.
I went to a beekeeper and asked him for a hundred bees.
He counted out a hundred and one and handed them to me.
"Hey, you gave me an extra one," I said.
“I know”, he replied, “That's a freebie."
Researchers say they may have figured out how the ancient Egyptians built the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Now all they need to figure out is how the Egyptians got Mexico to pay for it.
I would like to remind everyone that it's not the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean, it's whether the boat is able to stay in port until all the passengers have gotten off.
A new study has found that toddlers who talk early tend to develop a drinking problem later on in life.
Another warning sign is if the kid asks for his milk on the rocks.
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