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 brb playing birdiegame.net rn 🦆 
 #birdstr  
 Hello friends nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg, I hope you a... 
 nostr:nprofile1qqs9xtvrphl7p8qnua0gk9zusft33lqjkqqr7cwkr6g8wusu0lle8jcpp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsqs6amnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0ds2g5zx8 has quite a few problems. I can't even access it on my desktop in a webbrowser and on the phone app version, I don't see all the comments and likes compared to say amethyst.  
 I think my node is back online. If anyone having issues zapping me. Let me know 😆 
 Apparently my nodes been offline for 2 days. Hoping umbrel update will fix.  
 I've seen plenty of mud crickets in my day growing up in a small town.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mud%20cricket 
 I found and fixed the crash bug in damus, will hotfix this asap 
 # Reads in Android 😆
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 My Damus crashes so much lately 😢 help 🛟 I tried deleting and reinstalling… 
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 I was thinking about movies to watch and I saw bunch of Ernest movies online. I don't think I've seen a full Ernest film so I asked Chatgpt to make me a list of all the Ernest films in order... there's 9 (technically 10 films I have to watch) 😆. What am I about to get myself into... 
 So far Dr. Otto and the riddle of the gloom beam is pretty bad... you can find it on YouTube for free 😆. I'm going to be skipping to Ernest goes to camp 😂.  
 I warned you 😆  
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 Dearest Nostr devs, if you allow users to edit their profiles and add a Nostr address, could you ... 
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 Who knew assassin attempts were bullish 😂 
 So what your saying if Trump got killed that would of been bearish as fuck 😆.  
 I give it less then a week 
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 His side account is "TheDos" 😂 
 Hello world! #introductions 
 Welcome 👽  
 Doing a 24hr fasting if anyone likes to join 🫂😄 
 I'm too skinny I'll die. 😆 
 I normally eat the portions of 2 people 😆 
 Deep state trying to take out Trump.  
 I was digging threw my basement and I found my cd collection 😅. I used to have waaay more but my ex like 10 years ago stole some of my albums after we broke up 😆. Judge my high school soundtracks 😂! 
https://image.nostr.build/dce60e3ef995ceb37c4af3d3fb77130249eb2b127d0cf6490d49c90bbf46f940.jpg

#tunestr 
 "it just tastes better because i paid with bitcoin" - ODELL

Tshirt idea  🤔 
 That's what she said.  
 I'm still waiting for mine in the mail 😅 
 Cars are starting to turn into video games with micro transactions 😂 
 Hey I’m new hereee #introduction 
 I hope you like cats and memes 😅 
 Ahh my friend here is on some serious drugs 😂. Our ears can't hear what he is hearing 😂 
 Gonna Take some time off. Enjoy your summer 👋🫡🐕 
 I give it less then a week 
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 The ultimate question I think every American needs to think about. 
https://video.nostr.build/3c57bf5613c1958eb8bb1540d767b843c66e5f5dd09d1a13fcf90e9ed51717f7.mp4
#meme #memestr #USA  
 I pumped gas for the first time 😅.  
 Je suis un Canadian. 
 That's brutal 😆. I thought gas attendants were like phased out. That's why they have cameras incase someone tries to run off 😆 
 there’s a small part of me that wants to become a storm chaser. 
 It's fun to see my kid learn the ABCs (he's behind since he's prioritizing Japanese). It's like a... 
 That's as much Japanese as I speak 😅 
 Late night dinner, Tuna Pasta with Veggies, pickled peppers and green olives 😅 Voodoo's favorite because I pour the tuna juice in her bowl  😂

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 People who are anti-likes don't realize that likes act as social proof. They are heard-motivating... 
 ** liked ** 
 I been a lil busy lately spitting rizz 

& yes I’ve been trying to purple pill them too (horrif... 
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 My dad's in huge disbelief right now. My dad found bunch of business cards that were roughly 20 years and he found his old mechanics business card. So my dad did a Google search and found out that his mechanic that he went to for years and years, someone he described as a "manly tough man", the man had 7 children.. and he decided to "transition" into a "7 year old girl" 😳. My dad saw a photo of the guy in a new article online and my dad keeps saying "Holy Fuck" multiple times over and over. 😂 
 GM. Our fucking internet is down sooo I can’t do shit round here. I will miss y’all. 
 How did you post this? 
 Seriously considering opening a Bitcoin Barber shop.  
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 What does this have to do with fighting the government?
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 Sorry #nostr, I'm her favorite 😏
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 I couldn't hold it in 
 i know, you are my favorite  
 Sorry #nostr, I'm her favorite 😏
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 gn, people and bots xo 
 We all bots here  
 Hi this is my first post!! 

#introductions 
 Welcome to the internet  
 what am I doing wrong?
how do I post a link here? #Introductions  
 What do you mean post a link? The same way you type a post 😅 
 I'm sure there is a notification system. I know I get notification about DMs.  
 10 minutes after my interview for a debt collections manager role, I get a phone call asking me to start asap! Watch out folks! I'm going to be calling you about your unpaid mortgages, cars and parking tickets!  
 Legally we can call Dave 5 times 😅. Best thing to do is block the number for 7 years 😆 
 For every man that loves #Bitcoin  there’s a wife sick of hearing about it. 
 Where do I find one?