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 I'm at work and not a single soul is here...do I just go home? 
 Best idea yet 
 nostr:npub18ams6ewn5aj2n3wt2qawzglx9mr4nzksxhvrdc4gzrecw7n5tvjqctp424 streaming charts with music... 
 Pack your bags 🎒 
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 GM,Nostr! 💜

I hate when I can’t find my EarPods before leaving the house and I’m obligate... 
 How else are you going to play "Pump It Up" today 😆 
 Has anyone in this community ever heard of Bitcoin? 
 Why would you bite a coin? Bad dog.  
 My cat just ran around this house hollering until she found just the right rug to vomit on. 

So ... 
 Lay off the cat nip 😋  
 You have your Christmas tree up already? It's only November? 
 Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄  
 Woke up to half my face swollen. Looks like I fought Mike Tyson in my sleep or something.  
 my brother sent his DNA to one of those stupid ancestry things, sigh

I wish people understood th... 
 But are you okay with your brother "sharing his DNA" with a random stranger that he met at a bar? 😆 I see no difference🥴 so what they can turn us into a GMO with this info. At least now you can tell people exactly how oppressed your bloodline is. For example I did that same test back in high school and I found out I'm 14% oppressed. Let my people go!  
 In the process of orange pilling my barber into accepting bitcoin for haircuts 💇‍♂️ 😎  
 Canada being co-opted by the Chinese government and Canada currently being in a cold silent war with India. Im thinking that makes sense when I remember a few years back China and India had a little territory dispute. This WW3 shit is so fucked. If we all live, i wonder what the text books would say.  
 Exodus 21:2 
 Read the Bible and the context of that verse.  
 2 When you buy a Hebrew slave,[a] he shall serve six years, and in the seventh he shall go out free, for nothing.

Debt = Slavery 

I'm a debt collector. I do know the statute of limitations well 😆 
 Wen back on Nostr? 😂 nostr:note1k9ev8f6ugdphs7m9jtjdadw64t8fwyqaqj0uh2skys8usf00z3esnxpqel 
 When he needs votes 🗳 #politicians  
 Communism thats why 
 China and Canada have a treaty where Chinese military is legally allowed to send in military to protect Chinese assets on Canadian soil.  
 Muted 👋 
 Someone offended 😆
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 I usually iron my underwear and socks on days like this - or put them on the radiator for a bit. ... 
 Don't want your underwear too toasty. Don't want the smell of microwaved fish everywhere 😋  
 🤣 
 Isn't this what causes covid?
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 Them time lines are funny 😷 
 Isn't this what causes covid?
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 What phone are you on? 
 Your moms 👩  
 I kinda want one of those  
 You have a collect call from.. HEEEY DAD, I NEED YOU TO PICK ME UP FROM  SOCCER PRACTICE. Would you like to accept the call? 
 Imagine having to buy cardano to vote in an election lmfao what are these shitcoiners talking about  
 Don't worry Charles will do a rug pull and start airdropped to everyone 😂 
 I used to work the phones for customer service for greenworks. I've seen videos on pressure washers cutting chicken lol. Ouch.  
 NOSTR? YESTR 
 Is this confirmation nostr:nprofile1qqsvf646uxlreajhhsv9tms9u6w7nuzeedaqty38z69cpwyhv89ufcqpremhxue69uhkummnw3ez6ur4vgh8wetvd3hhyer9wghxuet59uyrlzhn is in the closet?  
 Ahh the 1700s NOSTR client looks dope. 
 Technically your 3 hours behind sooo it's still technically morning for you. 😅 
 Different seeds to beautiful flowers 💐 nostr:note1699he8u7rqr4rk7jmjs3fyn7qyt52cfj6hm6uzy6fws2... 
 Clearly it's designed to store your private key 🔑 😉  
 I am looking to attend an in-person #nostr conference in 2025, hopefully as a presenter as well o... 
 Have a booth girls to attract the nerd ;) 
 DEBTOR: "TAKE ME TO COURT, IM JUDGEMENT PROOF, YOU CANT TAKE SHIT"

ME: "LET ME TRANSFER YOU TO OUR LEGAL TEAM THEN, HAVE YOUR LAYWER INFO READY"

DEBTOR: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*CALL DISCONNECT*
😂 
 THIS ULITY IS BAKED IN 👨‍🍳 

HARD CODED 🤝

FEW 🫡 nostr:note1l29t3hlka6ht3cquxrm6qqd... 
 Fuck NFTs we got Badges  
 Not until I get my badge 🖕😅 
 Imagine a Nostr DnD Dungeon Master Bot that allowed you to create a dnd game with your friends on nostr 😆.  
 MOAR badges. 
 I need my fix. Badge me up!
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 Can someone make me a blocked by 1000 users on Bluesky badge? Will zap 1000 freedom units. 
 Can I get one please 🙏 😫  
 Whats gonna happen when the dragon in the ocean wakes up. Ohhh now im crazy. Haha  
 That cat looks like it's the wife of a sea captain waiting for him to return (with tuna) 
 I blame Netflix lol 
 Bring back blockbuster and VHS rentals! 
 Are we supposed to take Jake Paul serious now?? 
 Not until he tries to join nostr 😆  
 Gotta love troubleshooting my bitcoin node. Just pressing the restart button like 20 times over again normally  fixes it 😆. I can kinda see people's arargument that the Lightning network is held together with ductape and dreams.  
 I'm using umbrel. I don't normally have issues unless I get like power outage (even tho I have a UPS). I've heard nothing but good things about start9. I thinking of updating my set up in the new year.  
 Pi. Im a space bum not a space whale 😆 
 I wish I could be winning but I'm stuck in communist Canada  
 Power is out. 😵‍💫 
 Why run when I own a cat 😹  
 Shhhhhhh don't tell the government  
 What if I identify as a lesbian woman? Am I allowed to show up and hit on other women?