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 I’d like to find $50K in my couch cushions for this. #bmw

https://www.facebook.com/share/K156hVcKLxm98xja/ 
 @8606bdb4 that’s the world’s fastest bike:) Are you on your Brompton? 
 More Uber observations:

I don’t typically wear a mask, but I wear a mask when I drive, because being stuck in a car with strangers is a great way to get sick. Zero people I’ve picked up have been wearing them, even when they are clearly sick, even when I’m picking them up at the hospital. 
 Whoooaaaa. This Menendez issue just gets worse and worse. 
 @2a70c54d I say, if you are going to commit crime, really commit. 
 I'd like to start a business, probably in Nevada because it might be somewhat legal there, where we would take your ashes after you die and put them in an artillery shell, and let your friends and family blow shit up with you inside. Maybe you could choose a discount package where you’d put all the ashes in one shell, or could spread them out in multiple shells for the super deluxe package.

Just spitballing, feel free to contribute your own ideas. 
 As it appears Donald Trump could soon be desperate for money and selling everything he owns, I propose we crowdfund the purchase of Mar-a-Lago, which would then be turned into one of three things:

a) the Joe Biden Presidential Library, where a statue of Dark Brandon would greet you at the entrance.

b) a center for human rights, and the golf course would be ripped out and housing built for refugee resettlement.

c) alligator farm and exotic petting zoo. 
 If only we could've caught Trump committing a minor gun crime instead of an attempted coup. 
 Do people still "mine" bitcoin? I thought it was all an arbitrage thing now. 
 @2a70c54d as we just saw in Texas, now it’s a new scam where you take money from the utilities to stop making the fake thing you were making. 
 This is like when Peter Griffin discovered Bird is the Word on Family Guy, but even more crazy. 

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