I'd like to start a business, probably in Nevada because it might be somewhat legal there, where we would take your ashes after you die and put them in an artillery shell, and let your friends and family blow shit up with you inside. Maybe you could choose a discount package where you’d put all the ashes in one shell, or could spread them out in multiple shells for the super deluxe package.

Just spitballing, feel free to contribute your own ideas.