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 America. 

Land of the free. 

Home of the.. me
Home of me.  
 Try it bitch🤷🏽 
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 GET HIM BITCH
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 O lado BR do Nostr parece que só tem doido às vezes 😂😂😂😂 
 omelette du fromage 
 The spaghengers
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 3 words. 


Chicken. 
Pot. 
Pie.  
 Moustache rides ain't free. 
Prices vary depending what you look like. 
Prices triple during shark week🤷🏽 
 New Japanese guide-stones just dropped. The same latitude as the broke down Georgia one.
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 banana bread? hell yeah. 
 Ah you're banana breading already??? 

I can't tell if you're the old lady or the general! 

You didn't switch the statue yet did you?  
 I saw this done at a hot dog stand in Durango. nostr:note1y9r833m4sqp7r03nh02ghzty7re0z2j49v37z80... 
 You drive a Durango??? 

I was always a fan of the Canyonero🤷🏽 
 Commercials are so cringe 
 Even more when you know all the tricks they use to hook you 
 The Penguin on HBO (Max) is very well done. Feels like Goodfellas with a splash of the DC Univers... 
 Yes.  
 "The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it."

Hu... 
 It never got weird enough for me.  
 They're he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some sort, too weird to live. Too rare to die.  
 I'm 'bout to hit that coochie
Play you like Tamagotchi
Gonna get the price of blue cheese
All dipped in something bougie
Wear Prada, Louis, Gucci
I'm rollin' Nombe sushi
Модель сосёт в джакузи
Spray haters with my Uzi 
 I've been through some shit
You just can't block it out
I'ma hop out, run them jewels
Empty them pockets out
You got a problem, bro?
We can talk it out after I'm done fighting with the cook at the Waffle House 
 This
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But with this music
https://youtu.be/R1JXxxm3thE?si=XUYUUK83XwA_43_2 
 How he the hero? He so rude
I feel like a boss in the Legion of Doom
When I'm out at Yamashiro eating miso soup
Mushroom tea got my ego bruised
Like I missed a free throw and my team gon' loose
But a label on the phone tryna make a new deal
Like AOC with the Co2
Ayy, stay outta politics
Yeah, or you can follow this shit
Suck it and swallow this dick
Laura can shut up and dribble my balls, you bitch
You don't understand what the problem is
If you believe in the opposite, cool
You got the right to pop off in the comments
I got the right to not even acknowledge it, ooh 
 I know you very insecure like a bad bank
You bought a nice car acting like it add length
I'm half drunk at the bar drinking other peoples half drank drinks
Find a plate with a steak and a crab cake, oh
Bet I throw it up when I'm backstage
Looking for some action on the back page
Stopped at the gas station with a half tank
Got my ass ate it was great, tell your dad thanks 
 I was gone for a minute but I came back
My payback getting paid off a play-back
Thinkin back on the day when I made that
Thought I was the man, god damn I became that
I'm a star, I know you hate that
Nothing you could say is gonna change that
Look if I don't know you but you know me you should get a name tag
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you? (Who are you)
Who the fuck are you?
Man, who the fuck are you? (Who are you)
Who the fuck are you? (Who are you)
Yeah I know you know me but who the fuck are you? 
 Shorty real hot, she in high demand
I'ma play it cool, like a side of ranch
I don't save these hoes, I'm not Spider-Man
But I did a bump and I hit the blunt once and it got me saying
Da-da-damn saw that ass moving like a lava lamp
Drop it down saw that thing bounce like a bad advance
White boy in Off-White like I got a tan
Night stand looking like a god damn avalanche
Hit the strip I got four or five plugs
I just tell my story, I don't glorify drugs
I'm a role model if you wanna die young
But I got a whole lot if you wanna buy some, oh 
 I seen big homies, turn to jealous homies, turn to little homies
I know the deal, you a hater, just be real homie
Hold your breath, clench your fists 'till your hands hurt
Careful all that jealousy might turn to cancer
I imagine you somewhere in a camper
Cryin' like, why my prayers unanswered?
That's life dog, ain't that about a bitch
Psst, let me tell you something, I won, I'm rich 
 I'ma live like a cannon off safety
I'm on a win streak baby you gone hate me
You gone hear me coming all the way
I been thinking little differently lately
I'ma tell you the truth and they gone say things
But you gone hear me coming either way 
 If I put my mind to it lil' buddy you know I'ma do it all the way
Roaches hate, I'm makin' moves,
I listen 'bout as much as I can tolerate
From here on out we cuttin' out
The people who don't contribute to winning
Raise your glass to everybody who was here from the fuckin' beginning
Yeah 
 Black Hannibal, dressed like Barry Manilow
No covid shot pop, I got the antidote
You want to act animal, I'll push the envelope
Clip in the TEC look like a banana boat
Tenth grade, I have cake like Anna Mae
My attitude keep you at bay, the Mandalay
With the gift of gab, I go get the bag
Then I pound my dogs like Kurupt and Daz
I need a lap dance from a rap fan
Girl, show me you got drive like a dash cam
Yeah, I'm the captain, roll in an Afghan'
I drop bombs on 'em like the gap band
Black bandana tiltin' like Santana
I'ma cheap fuck, I wine and dine at Panera
I walk through your hood with a vendetta
Yelling out, "Who the best, nigga?" Na'n other
If I had 20 million, I gotta spend it
The lieutenant go Luke Cage, I gotta finish 'em
In Paris, women give me French benefits
I'm the king, so kiss the bling of the ring and say, "Hi your eminence"
Ho, that's how a real nigga do it
Nothing change but the mic when I'm interviewing
Me and Prof, we got bud by the bunch
It's an all-nighter, go pack a lunch, nigga 
 If you tryna party then we got a concord
All them lames over there, they are done for
Turn this shit to a freaknik of some sort
It's gon' be some work, you should pack a lunch for it
Drop it down, fuck it up, spread 'em out, back it up
Run 'em out, throw it up, go to work, pack a lunch
Four, five housewives outside mouth wide
Normal day on the Southside
So high, I got Alzheim's
Slopestyle, alpine in my downtime
Girl, you sturdy as hell
Speak three languages, and I heard you read braille
I bet the motherfuckers feeling me now
They was turning me down
Nowadays, I be turning them out
Cup of lean got me questioning my sanity
All this footage on the phones could be damaging
So drunk that I can barely see
Is that Jennifer Aniston balancing on a manatee
Who's flexible at the festival
And what's the numeros por tu teléfono (wow)
I wish that I was born with eight cocks
'Bout to go someplace and drink my face off like Wade Boggs 
 Oooooh we playin' spin the bottle
In a burning household
You can't fight the feeling
Ooooooooh 
 Sloppy toppy top like some butter
Circle round the block for my lover
Shorty is you mine, is you trouble?
Gotta let her fly if you love her 
 AbracadabrathesebitchesknowihavestandardsbutI'mAfuckingdisaster

and that's how I like it. 

I'mtiredofbeingpolitemymannersgobumpinthenightcuzbadbitchescan'tbetookind

Hell to the No 
 If Yung Metro don't trustya Imma shoot you

https://youtu.be/MUUoqrHrLrM?si=UCYuShT5VwBIre4j 
 Justin Credible going as bbl drizzy for Halloween 
 Bbl drizzy bruh 
 11:11 
 https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA?si=ksG393xeOgShpzMN #tunestr
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 Good 
 DJ PsPsPss and MC MeowHaus ready to take on ScatCat Music Fest 2024
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 https://youtu.be/3BrCvZmSnKA?si=ksG393xeOgShpzMN #tunestr
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 I can't read cro-magnon and not think of Robert Pattinson and how they got all that forehead into the Batman mask 🤷🏽 
 I think you mean *Miss Assanova  
 https://song.link/s/66b0ML676NKMCrlLVM9elJ #tunestr
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 Gatekeep should loop on itself because the gatekeeper usually get gatekeep in the end as well as have done sorry if gatekeeping in their origin stories that make them want to be the gatekeeper🤷🏽 
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