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 Black Hannibal, dressed like Barry Manilow
No covid shot pop, I got the antidote
You want to act animal, I'll push the envelope
Clip in the TEC look like a banana boat
Tenth grade, I have cake like Anna Mae
My attitude keep you at bay, the Mandalay
With the gift of gab, I go get the bag
Then I pound my dogs like Kurupt and Daz
I need a lap dance from a rap fan
Girl, show me you got drive like a dash cam
Yeah, I'm the captain, roll in an Afghan'
I drop bombs on 'em like the gap band
Black bandana tiltin' like Santana
I'ma cheap fuck, I wine and dine at Panera
I walk through your hood with a vendetta
Yelling out, "Who the best, nigga?" Na'n other
If I had 20 million, I gotta spend it
The lieutenant go Luke Cage, I gotta finish 'em
In Paris, women give me French benefits
I'm the king, so kiss the bling of the ring and say, "Hi your eminence"
Ho, that's how a real nigga do it
Nothing change but the mic when I'm interviewing
Me and Prof, we got bud by the bunch
It's an all-nighter, go pack a lunch, nigga 
 Came out swinging in those first two bars. 

Ten sats for you sir.