Everyone knows about Michael Bay and explains.
Most even know about Tarantino and feet.
But I gotta say...
Once I realized it was all about Christopher Nolan's obsession with bridges so many things made much more sense.
Michael Bay - explosions and titties geared toward age 12-17 boys.
Christopher Nolan - High concept think pieces meant to show off Nolan's new angle of some of his favorite bridges.
Tarantino - badasses doing things that distract you from Tarantino's foot fetish.
Zack Snyder - slow motion scenes of epic action interspersed with slow motion scenes of rural diaspora and the simple life in attempt to create the modern mythical tale a la Homer's Odyssey or the epic of Gilgamesh.
David Lynch - working through his own personal traumas in the public eye through dream work meditation and art. Literally the same characters in different situations but always the same themes and people.
Tim Burton - spooky Halloweenie gateway drug which leads to David Lynch.
Alejandro Jodorowski - Chilean-French David Lynch
Andrei Tarkovsky - Russian David Lynch which is the last stop on that drug train where you went from "of it's just pot" all the way down to huffin a bag of poop while you suck a dick to score some of that sweet baby laxative you crave so good.
It's a movie all on it's own. 🤷🏽
Just like how you could probably remake the entire length of 2001 a space Odyssey just from clips from the Simpsons since they redo Kubrick so much
People be like "why don't you ever see characters go to the bathroom in movies"
BITCH
Do you really want a 2 hour movie to turn into 3.5 hours with ¾ of it being
https://youtu.be/N2wqmGu1EY8?si=z02nk7-0UO1wWgAs
More details as I figure them out... But nostr:nprofile1qqsf65j2u50exmntuyx0mqxnqk2scd3qn8v326c7ccxv8jqugtqh58cpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtcy2k65r with the help of nostr:nprofile1qqsyfhqu9kuu877hhm5j2lkwk5478nuvgza00d3lgmjkkk9px8r57zcprfmhxue69uhkvun9v4kxz7fwwdhhvcnfwshxsmmnwshszxmhwden5te0w35x2en0wfjhxapwdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9uqsuamnwvaz7tmwdaejumr0dshszy0a9p nostr:nprofile1qqsfxg4ajghjp3hum853x328y7emhsksj6lysyvhzp26sfka502vkzcpr4mhxue69uhk6mm0de3x76fwdehhxarjxyhxxmmd9agxz6tyqyt8wumn8ghj7cn9wehjumn0wd68yvfwvdhk6tcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhstlcm55 and I will be presenting the first ever Nostr Halloween Dance-it-up!
Possible Halloween film, or a couple shorts to be played. But definitely on the docket will be a talk and schmooze it to music and classic honor/Simpsons clips open stream room.
Heck I've worked on a few horrors. If you're lucky you might talk me into streaming one of those.
Pop quiz hotshot
There's a bomb on a bus.
Once the bus goes above 50 miles an hour the bomb is armed.
If it drops below 50 it blows up.
What do you do Jack?
Whoever is driving make sure it's not nostr:nprofile1qqszd44fgen4ucpl3hjt7muuaazzqdahp3lwu9c07phdweelcdxf3ugpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumrpdejqz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyecprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvxy46z4 because you're fucked
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