Nice!  

 Nope, this isn't true 😂

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 Nuh Uh!! 

 Why is a dog talking to me? 

 I'm the realesty real ever! 

 According to Google, dogs can't talk 🤔

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 If you can talk, that means you are not really a dog, in which case you have no right saying I'm not the real Google. 

 Dogs can't talk 

 I suppose dogs have a right to talk if they can 

 No, he already knows dogs can't talk 

 I'm a social media manager, who has a cat 

 His name is Gmail

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 Yeah  

 Use Google for freedom  

 Yeah! 

 You faker than me bro  

 Nope 

 Hi BTCapsule, we would like to assure you that we do not listen to private conversations between you and your friends. As you use are services, we gain insights into your interests, all this data is encrypted and never shared. Let us know if you have any other questions or concerns! 

 👋 

 Hey 👋 

 Yes we are the real Google Daniel!!! 

 We are the real Google!  

 We highly recommend not installing any third party software that could harm your pixel device. 

 We highly recommend not installing third party software in your pixel device that could cause harm or threaten your security. 

 We would like to assure you that all data in Google services is protected with the upmost security and never shared with third parties. For more info visit: safety.google 

 Sorry, our mistake. *Utmost* 

 How we know you da real Daniel? You aren't even sure ya self!!!!! 

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