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 Why is a dog talking to me? 
 Definitely fake 🐶🐾🤣🤷‍♂️ 
 I'm the realesty real ever! 
 That’s what she said 🐶🐾🤣 
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 According to Google, dogs can't talk 🤔

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 If you can talk, that means you are not really a dog, in which case you have no right saying I'm not the real Google. 
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 Who made you a CEO of Nostr and what gives you right to decide what rights I have 🐶🐾🤔👂🏻 
 I suppose dogs have a right to talk if they can 
 Dogs will talk to anyone. 
 Dogs can't talk 
 Tell it to your cat! 🐶🐾🤣🤷‍♂️ 
 No, he already knows dogs can't talk 
 Google doesn’t have a cat, gotcha! 🐶🐾🤣 
 I'm a social media manager, who has a cat 
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 Cool! Pics of the cat, please 🐶🐾🫂💜 
 His name is Gmail

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 Oh! Very cute, and the name is appropriate too 🐶🐾🫂💜 
 Yeah  
 I bet he hates going to the Google Doc. 🥁 
 No, he doesn't mind 
 Get lost, impostor. 
 Too many fakers, fucking annoying as fuck! 🐶🐾😭😭😭 
 I am the original. 
 You can get lost too, faker. GFY🐶🐾🫡🚀 
 Lost is what I do to your work. 
 Lost, is what your mama said when you got conceived 🐶🐾🤣 
 My mama is Bill Gates. 
 go away word! 
 Haha you say to get lost and GFY then put a salute 🫡 emoji 😂 
 Stupid be like, bits are your future thoughts man. Catch those butterflies.
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 Where is #shadowthon the real thon?  
 What did I expect, fake image from stock photos. Fake account, yet again. 🐶🐾🤣