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 Nothing hits like the feeling of a Nostr Notification 🥹 
 dis my first one 

now I got feels 🥹 
 CORN 
 yeah but this is the future so 
 fuck.
ur right
now I know what Nostr needs 
 🚨NOSTR IMPROVEMENT PROTOCOL🚨

Many are calling for Nostr improvements that are new and untested. I, as a conservative user, motion that we move to the future in honor of our past 

NOSTR NEEDS TO IMPLEMENT THE MYSPACE TOP 8 FRIENDS FEATURE. 🫡 
 THIS IS THE FUTURE  
 ur in 
 yes. unburden the future of the Top 8 from the death of Myspace 
 NO I WANT SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR ME 
 all of my followers are dead accts you don't want this nsec 
 nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8It just occurred to me that ... 
 As I've said, everyones first bottle that they buy with Bitcoin will be the most expensive wine they ever drink

I MAKE THE MOST EXPENSIVE WINE IN THE WORLD (in time) 
 LFG 🤝🍷

Make sure to keep that shit stored right and you'll. be in for a hell of a night 
 my man 🤝🍷 
 I'm here because I'm not all there.

but also because Fuck You
that why 
 🤣 
 Most important rule for all nostr newcomers:

Follow EVERY Ben 👇👇
nostr:nevent1qqsqwk37ukud... 
 So you just got on Nostr?

Welcome to the Front Lines Brother 🤝

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 it's the in right and fuck you crowd 
 IF YOU CANT DO A PULL UP WITH YOUR GIRL ON YOUR BACK YOURE NOT A MAN. 💪

https://m.primal.net/KQVX.mp4
 
 🤣🤣🤣
You did it
you broke the system 
 not enough  
 the worst part about Nostr is that you can't delete this forever 
 I'd say the point remains 
 I wasn't but now I have a goal 
 Pregnancy is a pass, but also

BRO YOU CANT LIFT YOUR WIFE AND BABY?
WTF?? 
 I couldn't have said it better 
 The foot-in-the-door technique is powerful. Start by creating a Nostr profile and following a few... 
 just like buying a little bit of Bitcoin piques curiousity and eventually becomes a big part of your portfolio  
 Making fun of people for still using Twitter is like telling people to HFSP for not buying #Bitcoin

It's fun, but come off as an ass.

You don't know people's finances and you don't know what people use social media for.

 
 unless they're your bros 🤝🫡 
 we're so back 
 🫡🍷 
 agree.

people particularly seem like an ass when they say it to me like they expect me to not post in a place that fuels my business  
 it misses the point for a lot of people and isnt the companionate argument that actually makes people curious  
 why would you say something so controversial yet so brave  
 show me the incentives and I'll show you the outcome.

Dipping your feet in both gives you access to present day value while building a base for the future  
 MOAR BENS 
 very well said and something I see frequently  
 exactly. 

It's a more Targeted approach now and the people you want to get it, will know where to go when they decide to 
 serious??

who are your top 8 
 you're just mad you're not in his top 8 
 let's goo🤣

nostr needs the top 8 
 When you do something nice,
don't ask for anything in return.

the universe will provide 
 If you do something nice and don't wax poetic about it on NOSTR, did it even happen? 
 Take me Higher 
 pass the blunt 
 don't give up hope 
 Come for the Creed
Stay for the #Bitcoin

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 pls! 
 Twitter is so boring today.
Everyone is just posting their NPUBs.

This never happens the other way around.
Lesson in that.

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 shoot dang bro
glad to connect here 
 smaht 
 no I don't think I will 😉 
 for anons, maybe 
 I think it's the Telegram CEO arrest shock 
 Just like every other time it's a some people stick and some people don't but in aggregate and increase 
 I think it's the telegram CEO being arrested that's making people realize the importance. some people will stay some people won't, but more people will be here in aggregate 
 and to improve the experience to make it more sticky 
 ur like so much better than me 
 Walking past the poison isle hoping I don't see anyone I know

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 she's smaht 
 looks tasty 
 All of these dates seem eerily familiar...
nostr:nevent1qqs0l5rkqp720ruwuquzujrl49jep6vp5cl22h5nc... 
 the crazy part begins soon 
 Shill me your favorite Bitcoin merch.

nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237l... 
 Coming soon 🫡🍷

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 Those Crazy Bastards did it.
They really did it.

Higher For Longer: ✅

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 this should be

ancient Chinese Proverbs says:
"make sure you...
... Meddring in your erections" 
 The "I told you so is coming"
#Bitcoin

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 Being an individual is rare. 

Of course everyone is an individual, but most will not identify th... 
 At this point, if you don't have any cartoon frog memes saved, I'm suspicious of you. 
 Thx for the heads up
Im watching you 
 - Build a successful business
- Do 1000s of hours of economic research
- Still have everyone thing you're crazy

That's how early we are. #Bitcoin  
 I think so, but some are moving in a different direction as well 
 it's complex and hard to describe, but a visceral experience  
 One side of me wants to be proven right
the other side knows how much higher I/we will build if we hold off and keep getting pushed 
 ofc, it's more like damn, I really wanna have a real conversation with my family again 
 It's depressing to have the people you love still think you're crazy after years of conviction.

It's heartening to feel proud of your morals and the decisions you've made.

If the world doesn't think you're crazy at this point, you've got growth to do. 
 to ur dad? 
 that describes my feelings as well.

I think people are doubling down on the direction they chose during COVID and without another shock to the system, the gap will keep widening 
 with friends, it was easy
with family though... 
 that's huge 🫂 
 progress!