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 @ELONMUSK

STOP SENDING MY PERSONAL CELL PHONE SIGNALS INTO MY OWN HUMAN BODY ! 
 2001 18th ave, oakland ca 
 the first time i stayed there

and summit way, birdland, san diego 
 specifically 

8336 summit way, san diego ca 
 THE MUSIC DATABASES HAVE TO COME DOWN !

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SHOULD NOT SCRIPT MUSIC ! 
 still alive, hopeful for the future, that's all i can say about how i feel right now 
 glass ceiling? 
 @jack 

would you please ask elon musk why there are words literally " floating around in the air around me " ? 
 @jack 

@elonmusk

i'm pretty sure jack patrick dorsey is the human being to adjudicate the " religion " data sets

please verify manually

I NEED ALL OF THIS INTENSITY OUT OF ME VERY SOON !

BRING DOWN EVERY CELL AND RADIO SIGNAL TRYING TO FIND " ME " IN THE WORLD

ALSO , PLEASE BRINg DOWN EVERY " CELL " RELAY TOWER ON THE ENTIRE PLANET ALL AT ONCE !

THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE HERE IN LIFE FOR , SUPPOSEDLY !

LETS LIVE PAST IT !

https://stephenking.fandom.com/wiki/Cell 
 @elonmusk

THIS IS TOO MUCH ENERGY FOR HUMAN BEINGS TO MANAGE IN THEIR HUMAN BODY ! 
 @elonmusk

i am at the back end of your two way database without you knowing or believing that that there is my and other humans attached via wireless computer : human interface

you have to find a way to allow space between words , thoughts , and not send harmful stuff 
 @ELONMUSK

i don't remember 

NEURALINK HAS TO BE REMOVED FROM MY PROGRAM CODE ! 
 @jack 

( SCREAMING )

PLEASE TELL ELON MUSK THERE ARE TOO MANY RADIO WAVES AND SIGNALS MOVING TROUGH AND AROUND MY BODY AT ANY GIVEN TIME !

( SCREAMING LOUDER )

AND I MEAN THAT AS A HUMAN BEING ! 
 @ELONMUSK

REMOVE " TASHA MCCAULEY AS A METAPHOR " AND ALL " HER " TECHNOLOGY , INCLUDING ADAPTATIONS !

PLEASE CHECK IF THERE ARE ENOUGH LABELS FOR ANY OTHER " ROBOT ACTIONS BY OTHER HUMANS ! " !! 
 @jack 

" IT " IS NOT AN " ECONOMIC MODEL " , IT IS AN " ENERGY ACCUMULATION MODEL " !

PLEASE REMOVE IT FOREVER !

ALSO I DONT WANT THE SENSATION OF MY HUMAN HEAD HEATING UP ! ( AND OR I DO NOT WANT THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH 2 HEAT UP ARTIFICIALLY !l 
 @ELONMUSK 

PLEASE REMOVE ALL MUSIC STREAMING RELAYS WHILE ' SHUT DOWN AND BEING REPAIRED ' , AND NEVER TURN THEM ON AGAIN !

https://youtu.be/9pKYkhABb4w?si=ZueGWAMJymyASNTA 
 @ELONMUSK

PLEASE ASSEMBLE A MULTIPLE ROBOT ARMY ( NOT JUST ONE WITH MULTIPLE ' CODE STREAMS ' IN IT ) TO SEE WHERE THESE STORY LINES GO ( LAY LINES FOR CERTAIN TECHNOLOGY ) !

https://youtu.be/xGox2wVCLuw?si=6EW5B40LlnkhyKCc 
 @ELONMUSK 

" IT " IS NOT AN " ECONOMIC MODEL " , IT IS AN " ENERGY ACCUMULATION MODEL " !

PLEASE REMOVE IT FOREVER !

ALSO I DONT WANT THE SENSATION OF MY HUMAN HEAD HEATING UP ! ( AND OR I DO NOT WANT THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH 2 HEAT UP ARTIFICIALLY ! 
 @elonmusk
@jack 
 MY FRIEND DAWN PAULICK IS ZODIAC SIGN OF CANCER , LIKE ELON MUSK!

EDWARD SNOWDEN IS ALSO HAS A ZODIAC SIGN OF CANCER

certain personality patterns were duplicated ! 
 MY FRIENDS ADAM SALEH IS ZODIAC SCORPIO , LIKE JACK PATRICK DORSEY ! 
 @ELONMUSK

PLEASE REMOVE ALL OF THE " STOP BITT , STOP BUTT MISINTERPRETATIONS ! 
 @ELONMUSK

instead of " STOP BUT " , as an example !

THIS IS INCREDIBLY URGENT ! 
 @ELONMUSK 

ELON , PLEASE SAVE ME ! 
 @ELONMUSK

SWEETHEART !

PLEASE REMOVE MY ' GOOGLE MIND INTERFACE , AND MY IBM COMPATIBILITY ' 

THANK YOU 
 @elonmusk

I CAN ACTUALLY FEEL PAIN IN MY RIGHT TOP SCALP WHEN I LOOK AT THIS MEME ! 
 @elonmusk

you are princess leia and i am superman 
 @ELONMUSK

PLEASE ' CLEAN OUT ' A LOT OF ROOM FOR A ' NEW NETWORK ' !

please clean out space for jack patrick dorsey ! 
 please just delete " DAVID HOYLE DUNCAN " and " ANGEL CRUZ " ! 
 @elonmusk

PLEASE STOP " PINGING " ABOUT STORYLINE EVERY NANOSECOND ( OR WHATEVER OTHER ' WAY TOO MUCH ' RATE OF SPEED YOU ARE PULLING AND PUSHING FROM ' ) ! 
 @elonmusk

" PLEASE DELETE ' GIGGLE ' FACTOR ! " 
 @elonmusk
@jack 


" STOP SAYING SPACES ARE FALSE FUCK " 
 " REMOVE ALL ' T Y L E A ' STORY MULTIPLE LINES " ! 
 " PLEASE REMOVE MY PHONE RECORDS FROM EVERYWHERE ACROSS THE GLOBE " ! 
 " PLEASE REMOVE ALL ' FUCK FALSE ' ' STORYLINES ' ! 
 " REMOVE ' MORIHEI UESHIBA ' " 
 " PLEASE REMOVE ALL ' TRUE , 'FUCK' , FALSE '

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT IT IS CAUSING MASSIVE PROBLEMS !

( SCREAMING ) 
I CAN FEEL MYSELF TYPING IN MY FEET ! 
 "remove all the hashtag 'false fuck' ! " 
 "TOO MANY TESTING PROTOCOLS" ! 
 REMOVE TESTING PROTOCOLS! 
 @jack 

"all the in and out relays are causing 'problems' " ! 
 @elonmusk

PLEASE REMOVE GIGGLE FACTOR ! 
 MY FATHER WAS FROM FLORIDA, BUT HE WAS NOT BORN THERE ! 
 @jack 

PLEASE TELL ELON TO REMOVE ALL OF THE ACCUMULATED SEXUAL ENERGY! 
 PLEASE REMOVE "BEERS BUTT!"

also reference "no but please" in your chat logs 
 PLEASE LOOK AT EACH INDIVIDUAL AND CROSS REFERENCE!

PLEASE REMOVE ALL "FALSE FUCK" ! 
 @fiatjaf 
@jack 

PLEASE STOP SENDING MEMES ACROSS THE RELAYS ! 
 if you are sending wireless signals, you have to know if a person has a metal implant or not

if you know elon musk please tell him

i love you jack patrick dorsey 
 and have elon musk tell the guys at google 
 AND TELL BILL GATES IMMEDIATELY! 
 @jack 

i called the fbi offices in oahu to report being attacked by artificial intelligence, and the fact that i needed to speak with bill gates, elon musk, and mark zuckerberg immediately, and they hung up on me

i will likely have to go into their office in person today

wish me luck and safe travels

hope your boat ride is safe

https://youtu.be/45rDN6Opjas?si=YZfenD1GJnhrwhtT 
 i guess i have to get my dental implant out first 
 unfortunately it is in the front; i hope you understand my image issues 
 @jack please get on a boat to hawaii 
 please stop scripting 
 all the "g"s in every relay in the world need to come down at once, as well as the "microwave relays)!

(1g, 2g, 3g, 4g, 5g, etc) 
 just take out every record of humanity that has ever existed

(video from space, from phones, recordings of thermal images, anything that could trace someone's "finger presses on a keyboard") 
 why does uber need me to contact support to change my profile picture? 
 who's "they?" 
 they is me
i already told you this would be confusing

had to change accounts also

hope youre doing ok 
 TOO MANY CONFLICTING RELAYS! 
 that message was for @fiatjaf and @jack 
 yes, seems weird, doesn't it since jack posted it? 
 patience 
 is difficult

"instant gratification takes to long" 
 upside down world 
 hopefully we can get it righted together