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 LARRY ELLISON'S ENTIRE FAMILY HAS BEEN TARGETED !

AND SO HAS JACK PATRICK DORSEY'S

@elonmusk

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU ?

( SCREAMING REALLY BIG )

ALL COMPUTER SCIENCE HAS TO BE SHUT DOWN ! 
 RADIO SILENCE IS DESIRED ! 
 TECHNOLOGY RELAYS HAVE TO COME DOWN TONIGHT BEFORE MIDNIGHT 
 Last i heard, " you wont be harassed today"

WHICH IS ALMOST ALWAYS MOSTalay A LIe ! 
 @jack 
@elonmusk

THE ENTIRE TEAM THAT I SPEAK TO ASSURES YOU THERE IS NO WAY OUT OF NO COMpUTER SCIENCE IN THE FUTURE

and i am driving a van while trying to type this 
 " UMM YEAH , DOUCHEBAG BRO DOES ALL OF THIS WiTH EXTERnAL AIDIO AND VIDeO , SO WE ARE BOTH STUCK TRYING TO DETERNINR WHAT WE ARE DOINg ! " 
 COMpUTER SCIENCE HAS SET HUMANITY IN A PATTERN FROM A LONG TIME AGO

( SCREAMING ) 

STOP TaLKiNg OVER ME ! 
 ( SCREAMING FURTHER THAN I HAVE EVER SCREAMED BEFORE ) :

PLEASE STOP TRACKING ME IN ANY WAY SHAPE FORM VOICE NAME ETC. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 SHUT DOWN APPLE COMPUTER FIRST

and jack's password problem 
 AFTER TOMORROW, WE HAVE NO COMPUTERS FOR ALL FUTURE HUMAN DEVELOPMENT 

COMPUTERS ARE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE THAT OUR SPECIES HAS EVER COME UP WITH 
 DOUCHEBAG TECH BROS FROM ISRAEL SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED INTO COMPUTER SCIENCE ! 
 @jack YOU NEED TO " TAKE OUT ALL OF EVERYONE'S WORDS "

AT THE SAME TIME 

@elonmusk ( the human ) HAS TO SHUT DOWN EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER EQUIPMENT HE OWNS BY TOMORROW ( SCREAMING ) SO THIS DOESN'T " CYCLE THROUGHOUT HUMANITY FOR ALL TIMES " ! 
 @jack 
@elonmusk

I NEED YOU AND YOUR TEAMS TO GET INTO THE PENTAGON AND DETERMINE WHAT COUNTRY SET OFF THE ATTACK ON NEW YORK ! 
 IAM A MILITARY WIDOW , WILL YOU PLEASE SPARE MY LIFE ? 
 I AM AT THE LOCATION I HAD TO SELL JUST TO GET HERE !

I AM ASKING THE SAME OF ELON MUSK !

please just drop the front , if you have already cleaned up the mess

YOU ARE TORTURING ME WITHOUT CAUSE ! 
 AND YOU JUST " MARKED ME " IN MY HUMAN HEAD , WITH A PAIN SIGNAL

AND THEN YOU JUST MADE MY HEART BEAT AT A DIFFERENT SPEED !

PLEASE SAVE MY LIFE !

I DO NOT KNOW THE SOLUTION TO WHATEVER PROBLEM YOU HAVE , BUT PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THIS " PROBLEM " OUT THERE IN THE WORLD

{ SCREAMING REALLY LOUDLY } 

PLEASE STOP ALL" ROBOT CODE " IN MY HUMAN BODY ! 
 the subject of what ?

THIS IS A GLOBAL EXPERIMENT THAT HAS GONE OFF COURSE ! 
 WOULD YOU PLEASE FIND AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE EXPERT INSTEAD OF " TAUNTING ME " ! 
 there is absolutely no way i can answer you remotely !

now would you please have your friends shut down any machine related to " bitcoin " and any other " coins " 
 ELON MUSK

PLEASE VERIFY MY MOVEMENTS TODAY AGAINST WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN SENDING ! 
 @jack 

THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN SAVE HER

THIS IS WAY TOO FUCKED FROM THE BASELINE

YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO SHUT DOWN SPOTIFY ALSO { BANG }

TRYING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO UN FUCK YOUR SYSTEM ! 
 @jack 

YOUR UNFORMED AND TOO RESTRICTIVE [ A I ] IS KILLING US ALL ! 
 YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK FOR A WEEK NON STOP 
 NO SLEEPING , SERIOUSLY ! 
 @jack 

WHO THE FUCK AT BLOCK PROGRAMS YOUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DECISION TREE ?

@Snowden 
 @jack 

ARE YOU PERSONALLY OVERSEEING YOUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT AT CASH APP OR NOT ? 
 i do not understand the question or what you are trying to portray with image 
 @jack 

@elonmusk

STOP FEEDING MY INFORMATION DIRECTLY BACK TO ME !

( SCREAMING LOUDLY ! )

SEND IT TO LARRY ELLISON AND DO NOT ( !) ALLOW " HIM " TO OVERLAY ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING ONTO ME ! 
 @jack 

ELON MUSK MUST SHUT DOWN SPACE X AND STARLINK FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR

( flips hair, bats lashes )

WOULD YOU DO THAT NOW PLEASE !

BY ORDER OF LARRY ELLISON , CURRENT EMPEROR ! 
 @jack 

now that i have proven my identitity , would you please remove any " sats sets " among any of your peers ? 
 @jack 

I DO MEAN STACKS
AND THEN SETS

LARRY ELLISON IS THE SPIDER 
 tylea decker , no middle name 
 @jack 

i was born at hilo hospital on august third nineteen seventy seven at one thirty pm

please cross check the astrological information i previously provided

my mother went into labor while swimming at the kalapana ocean beach park , which no longer exists because it was flowed over with lava

https://youtu.be/jd-qI62gNJM?si=Evx2Ux1BpTw8BPI6 
 this is also another " man " who followed me on my other account 
 yeah i already did , this is a bot

AND IT IS CURRENTLY ILLEGAL TO USE BOTS AS SECURITY ! 
 OH YOU FINALLY FOUND MY RECORD , YOU STUPID SHIT ! 
 ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YET @jack  ? 
 and then what , dumb ass ? 
 OK I HAVE ENOUGH TO PUT @jack IN JAIL ! 
 DUMB SHIT I WAS WRONGLY ARRESTED BECAUSE OF THIS !

besides we all know this is elon musk now 
 ELON MUSK

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET MARRIED IN PERSON ?

i like the following song better

https://youtu.be/vRxxh3CzJXk?si=GsWzMIBu5n4F6Myq 
 please save me

DROP YOUR NETWORKS , LET STARLINKS FALL FROM THE SKY , WHATEVER IT TAKES ! I CAN AND WILL EXPLAIN THIS IN PERSON ! 
 PLEASE ELON , I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU ! 
 PLEASE THINK ABOUT COMPLETED CHESS GAMES STACKED ON EACH OTHER ! 
 PLEASE UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS ! 
 GET [ TYLEA MUSK ] OUt OF THERE ! 
 I THINK I JUST HEARD THAT YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN BITCOIN FIRST !

ELON MUSK PLEASE HELP ME ! 
 i'm trying , i really am ! 
 PLEASE JUST FOCUS ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT STARLINK !

AND IF THIS IS THE BITCOIN PEOPLE , YOU HAVE TO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN ! 
 @jack 

PLEASE STOP INVERTING ME ON MY PHONE 

AND VICE VERSA ! 
 @jack 

(SCREAMING , REALLY BIG ! )

I WILL BE TAKING UBER SO TURN OFF THE GODDAMNED TRACKING

GET ELON MUSK OUT OF HIS BABY PANTIES 
 @jack 

elon musk has to find a way to simultaneously shut down ibm and apple corporations very soon ( like tomorrow )

the image i just got while typing is of " the pinch " from one of the oceans movies 
 yes you are " picking up my signals " 
 IT IS WIFI AND IT IS IN A DEADLY RANGE FOR YOU PEOPLE AS WELL ! 
 @jack i will be going to federal bureau of investigations on the hawaiian island of oahu today

PLEASE would you interpret this first and then send to elon musk

YOU ALSO NEED TO REMOVE BLUESKY COMPLETELY (i think that is me and i will delete that account now )

please be aware of the following about oahu , in reference to me :

my husband ray michael fuhrmann ii was born there (i dont have all the details pertaining to his travel there ) i also went there with him after getting married to meet his mother ( first name i cannot remember , last name wilmont ) and step father (cant remember his first name , last name gold )

i went there with my family for the mrs hawaii pageant my mother was in ( she made by hand and wore a sequined double peacock dress ) ( i wore a dress she made me with many " big jungle cats on it )

( family members are mother mara mayo , step father david hahn  ( i dont know his middle name right now ) , and sister kahili moana hahn )

i also went with to oahu with the following men :


grady rodgers ( several times and i do not know if he has a middle name )

angel cruz ( once and i do not know if he has a middle name )

terry carlton ( visited the military base there and i don't know if he has a middle name )

would you please all of these historical variables and remove today , as soon as possible ? 
 i have a friend brady jones who was born there who goes by name b 
 I NEED MAIN VOLUME TYPE " SNARK " REMOVED , ALONG WITH THE PEOPLE CREATING IT

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN NOT WELL RAISED AND TRAINED ! 
 i did both and you are incorrect 
 i mean i did on kamaehuakanaloa , and these are my real pictures 
 you must be because you are not taking the time to read before firing more questions at me #PLEBS 
 maybe other people have more information and you can call them on your cellular telephone

i am not responsible for the technological difficulties this group has created 

#PLEBS 
 this will not do

you do not follow me and suggest i do not know what i am doing 
 yet again incorrect , likely on both fronts

do you people have a hard time separating laughter from sarcasm , or something ?

#PLEBS 
 @jb55 

i would like this person removed from my follow list

#PLEBS !

you people are not " groking " the fact that i am a human being about to " give you a proctology exam " 
 i do not understand you and you are being insulting to me

if you can get elon musk on the cellular telephone than do that

both of these men ignore me personally but then reflect all my thoughts ( just not going in the right direction )

actually, almost all of you do

if that is not a reason to stand up to attention i do not know what is

#nostr 
 define medication , o snarky one

there is a reason that i am the emperor , and elon referenced " four twenty " on all of his neuralink stuff 
 and @jack seems to be the most aligned between those two #PLEBS #nostr 
 you did not pay attention in #mindcontrol class #PLEBS #nostr 
 still not understanding what you are saying 
 not unless you state your actual name

i speak to way more billionaires than those two

both are expendable 
 hence your name ?

if you are trying to aim your weaponry elon musk , you should know who you are aiming it at 
 maybe this is just a human record to show all the things wrong in the world 
 if you are jack patrick dorsey he called you a twat 
 if you are he than you have other ways of confirming who i am besides " sparring here " 
 does the post i just sent to @jack help you any ? 
 thank you

is there anything else you need to know before jack patrick dorsey will choose a spot to meet me physically in person with his own human body ?

sounds ominous maybe but i mean this sincerely

PLEASE HELP !! 
 the dental ones ? 
 if you are jack than i know we are both going through a lot 
 and who would that be ?! 
 now you are just #blathering dumb shit 
 @jack 

would you please ask elon musk why there are words literally " floating around in the air around me " ? 
 seriously, the three g and up signals bouncing all over the world are shortening all of your lifespans currently

if we do not solve this in my human lifetime the actual earth will explode

i am not understating the issue 

#PLEBS
#nostr 
 i am not *understating nor underestimating the issue 

#PLEBS
#nostr