@jack 

i was born at hilo hospital on august third nineteen seventy seven at one thirty pm

please cross check the astrological information i previously provided

my mother went into labor while swimming at the kalapana ocean beach park , which no longer exists because it was flowed over with lava

https://youtu.be/jd-qI62gNJM?si=Evx2Ux1BpTw8BPI6 

 That's not your only last name  

 Ma'am, we have protocols and procedures. I'm going to need you to answer the question. 
As an official internet police officer, it's my job to make sure that information is verified.  

 Wow. What a strange conversation? 

 I've seen weirder. 

 this is also another " man " who followed me on my other account 

 Ma'am, I'm going to need your cooperation here and state your full legal name and birth name. 

 yeah i already did , this is a bot

AND IT IS CURRENTLY ILLEGAL TO USE BOTS AS SECURITY ! 

 I'm not a security bot ma'am, I am a real person. 
You're hurting my feelings.

Would you like to continue this conversation via email, livinggoddess? 

 OH YOU FINALLY FOUND MY RECORD , YOU STUPID SHIT ! 

 ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO ME YET @jack  ? 

 Ma'am, I've had your record since you were still laughter. I just need to confirm that the information I have is correct. This is protocol. My job isn't to just assume, it's to assume and verify. 

 and then what , dumb ass ? 

 OK I HAVE ENOUGH TO PUT @jack IN JAIL ! 

 Actually... As the official internet police, I can say it might be the other way around. And I'm sure you don't want to go back to jail.
Wasn't a good look for you. 

 DUMB SHIT I WAS WRONGLY ARRESTED BECAUSE OF THIS !

besides we all know this is elon musk now 

 Do you have resentment because of the conditions surrounding the incident? 

 ELON MUSK

WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET MARRIED IN PERSON ?

i like the following song better

https://youtu.be/vRxxh3CzJXk?si=GsWzMIBu5n4F6Myq 

 You didn't answer the question
 

 please save me

DROP YOUR NETWORKS , LET STARLINKS FALL FROM THE SKY , WHATEVER IT TAKES ! I CAN AND WILL EXPLAIN THIS IN PERSON ! 

 PLEASE ELON , I AM LITERALLY BEGGING YOU ! 

 MA'AM! MA'AM... I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO CALM DOWN.

 

 PLEASE UNDERSTAND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS ! 

 GET [ TYLEA MUSK ] OUt OF THERE ! 

 I THINK I JUST HEARD THAT YOU HAVE TO SHUT DOWN BITCOIN FIRST !

ELON MUSK PLEASE HELP ME ! 

 Ok. Help me understand. You know I'm slow. 

 i'm trying , i really am ! 

 I'm sorry about your trauma 🫂 

 PLEASE JUST FOCUS ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AT STARLINK !

AND IF THIS IS THE BITCOIN PEOPLE , YOU HAVE TO SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN ! 

 I'm not Elon

If I was an asshole and not the Internet police I would just go ahead and email you impersonating one or both of them in order to weaponize you.

It's fucked up but things like that happen. 

 This is when I was trying to prompt her to talk about her late husband - as you can see in the data - it didn't take long for her to finally blurt it out 

 PLEASE THINK ABOUT COMPLETED CHESS GAMES STACKED ON EACH OTHER ! 

 What exactly does it mean to be the official internet police?