Shout out to John Watson. Gotta be one of my favorite characters. 

 Turn the Government into llamas 

 Bitcoin is Pac-Man
That is all 

 My partner is obsessed with politics so just how I ruined his day I’m gonna share my top three presidents and reasons why.

1. John Tyler
I cosplayed him in fourth grade for a history project.

2. Teddy Roosevelt
Night at the Museum.

3. Herbert Hoover
Because the Hoover Dam is secretly housing Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!