My partner is obsessed with politics so just how I ruined his day I’m gonna share my top three presidents and reasons why.

1. John Tyler
I cosplayed him in fourth grade for a history project.

2. Teddy Roosevelt
Night at the Museum.

3. Herbert Hoover
Because the Hoover Dam is secretly housing Megatron, Leader of the Decepticons.

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