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 hot damn! 🙀
just discovered that the fees on Kraken Pro are probably the lowest in the industry https://image.nostr.build/3f04e3c6a6f80e87aeea9a7c2c670bbe7af8bbd81f308de63e3c54822724a0f1.jpg  
 initially, you buy #Bitcoin to make money 

eventually, you make money to buy #Bitcoin 
 Someone told me a spammer is making new npubs and sending them dic pics every 10 seconds .. that... 
 GM everyone 🌄 🫂 💜  
 GM  ☀️☕️☀️💪🏽 
 Good Morning🌻 Sending my thoughts, prayers, and well wishes to the parents and kiddos starting... 
 🚨 PSA

🦉🦩🪿Birds Aren't Real 🦆 🦢🦅

All birds were exterminated & replaced by government surveillance drones starting in the 1950s https://image.nostr.build/92cc07c1ca80fa200246be39ce48ebde1d50edcdde976ac0b082b469b49c09d2.jpg  
 Yes. also part of the government's surveillance network.

the movement knows that Ostriches 
are "oversized surveillance drones" used for monitoring wide open areas. 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 “Breakdancing:  proof that sometimes falling on your face can actually be part of the plan.” https://image.nostr.build/005afc2f8e60a6219e1febe688a63ee7f03d0e222a78b1d79ca6107004bb0860.jpg  
 Zero advertisements for Candy Corn… 

yet approximately 35 million pounds of candy corn are sold annually in the United States during the Halloween season. 
This amounts to about 9 billion pieces of candy corn each year 🤯 https://image.nostr.build/65c71c5e8e0e6e7b33c0c6af7a7d213bc6fc7e8fd8488a6e7d42fd2e57698a3b.jpg  nostr:note17emw99v2w4mulruw9l8fxruk408qkz8wl3jl6esw6y5mz9ajz8sqk3pv45 
 Good Morning 🐕⚡👋🫡 
 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 Hello! GM ☀️ PV 🤙

Guess who’s NOT returning to Xitter today?

👉 This guy. 👈 
 GM  🤙🏽☕️☀️💪🏽 
 It’s her fault.  She didn’t put a note on the door when she got on the Zoom call. https://video.nostr.build/6337e302f101f0723df9a3e70dfa1d7331ef27f90b20042e0e2d1d13b745283a.mp4  
 As you get older, it becomes easier to spot a flim-flam man, a snake oil salesman, a grifter. 

They carry a distinct smell—a scent of deceit that sharpens with age and experience. 

You learn to recognize it almost immediately, as if the years have fine-tuned your senses to detect the aroma of dishonesty.

One telltale sign of a scammer is their inability to adapt their opinions in the face of new information.  They cling stubbornly to their narrative, no matter how much evidence contradicts it. 

Coupled with this is an unbridled aggressiveness—a relentless need to always be right. This rigid certainty, combined with their refusal to evolve their views exposes their intention. https://image.nostr.build/8e42b4562c1217a5ee4439ff7b4719a68b27df1ec9e7d4d8fc07800c15fda65e.jpg  
 🫡 20th Century…
https://m.primal.net/JtSy.jpg 
 yes! 
 be sincere 
think deeply 
become memorable 
 If you like Taylor Swift, you can go ahead and unfollow me now. 🤣


JK 🤣 
 I make myself laugh  
I could be my own best friend 
 the most value I get out of nostr is realtime feedback on ideas. I love bouncing ideas off ya'll!... 
 I agree.  
we need The Crap App


let’s change the world 
 Let's be clear here

Boobies > Booty

nostr:nevent1qqsw09skfg2w7znharr9yhwjdq88l53ryajm5wch2vm7c5... 
 🚨 PSA…
@jb55 
& other legendary app designers 

Finding a clean and accessible public toilet is becoming increasingly difficult.

We need an app that allows users to log in, find, and review the most reliable, clean & friendly places to take a crap break in any town or city.

we need The Crap App https://image.nostr.build/76b5c5ed70c97b5f16b8bf0f492a9affb38e0f74f0e4709b2f8b71a98ddf9fbb.jpg  
 if to think Bitcoin is a revolution… 
just imagine how this could change the world forever… 
 I am 51 yo and I've attended formal schooling for 26 of those 51 years. 👀
Some context; I did ... 
 Dude. relatable. 
 🤔💾🤖

My brain's CPU isn't running as fast as it used to. 
I’m experiencing issues with memory recall, almost like my RAM is failing. 

My sleep cycles are disrupted, which is causing my systems to lag. 
It's as if my data isn't being stored properly on my hard drive, resulting in decreased processing power and overall performance. 
 🤔💭

one million seconds ago was 11 days ago

one billion seconds ago was 31 years ago


if you had a million dollars in $100 bills and stacked them — it'd be 16 inches high 

if you had a billion dollars in $100 bills, & stacked them, it would be taller than the Empire State Building 
 🤯