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 GM🫡☕️☕️☕️ 
 Good morning 🫂☕️🙏🏻 
 GM! GO PHP Maxy 😂🫂☕️ 
 おはよう!🫂☕️🙏🏻 
 GM🫂☕️ 
 GM! Yeah, facts of life! 😂🫂☕️💜🙏🏻 
 GM, Jin! 🫂☕️🙏🏻 
 GM🫂☕️ 
 GM! 🫂☕️🙏🏻 
 Scream into the void maybe someone will care. 
 🫂🫂🫂 you alright? Haven’t seen you in a while. 
 Hostname is case insensitive, URL path is and always has been (it is part of RFC) 🫂😂 
 You forget how much time you saved by investing into automation until you break it. Every sat and second you put into making automation better and more reliable is worth lifetime of happiness and growth! Don’t rely on manual tasks, always look for ways to automate and forget. 🫡🫂 
 It’s almost time to sleep for me after a busy day of fiat, so coffee is off the menu. 😂🫂 
Thank you! 🫂💜 
 You are too kind! Thank you! 🫂💜🙏🏻 
 Will absolutely do! Thank you again! 😂🫂💜🫡🙏🏻 
 That feeling when you realize you introduced an incompatibility bug into your authorization code and had your automated moderator not record the results and leave 10,000 media files for manual review 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://i.nostr.build/dItrRXBSiEbOrgPC.gif  
 A lot of time will be wasted on reviewing all the pics, videos and audios to clear it all up 😭😭😭 
 We will sort it out, between @nostr.build and me, thanks for the offer though 😭🫂💜 
 💡 What is the NEXT feature would you like to see in our products?


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#AlbyHub
#Al... 
 Eclair support 😂🫂 
 Some things do not add up in life, e.g., maxis watching rate of fiat 😂🤣🤌🏻🔥🫳🏻💣 nostr:note1k0qde07n5tvxfqg970er37he59pfv4avvuh04zy3gckegkxy9s5q00tqjy 
 GM! The beautiful part about writing code is that you will be writing the same functionality code again but using a different language or framework! 😂🤣🤌🏻</sarcasm> 
 Good morning 🫡☕️ 
 GA! 😂🫂 
 Hi, new here! Trying #nostr 😂🤣😂😅🫂🫳🏻💣🔥 nostr:note1kgqmtgfcsf7gwydlnkzmsl2dvuuge6mje6lq6kzqq3hfg8svxppsnt08ys 
 Thanks, Kat! 😂🫂🤌🏻 
 Thanks! 😂🫂 
 Okay, finally got them all working.
Still need to add the content, but that's actually the easy p... 
 Opens GitHub repo, sees “written in PHP”, cries a little, closes the repo. 😭😂🫂(I maintain a lot of PHP code) 
 Thanks! But I’d rather prefer to get rid of all PHP code that I have now and forget about it. 😂🤣🫂 
 I always look at the repo that my follows are publishing. You never know what you will learn while digging in the code! 🫂🫂🫂 
 Yep, a hard problem with no simple solution and a lot of legal baggage. Ask any specific questions if you have them, will try to answer what I can 🫡🫂 
 Life is not about quantity but quality. It doesn’t matter if people have a huge reach, if they lack a single meaningful connection with other beings. Focus on making a strong and happy family, friends for life with strong and mutual connection, and enjoy every minute of it. 🫡 nostr:note1wr3xlm9dym49f29ldf3eyqcnpayvxdvu09rraeekxd6yyzm820zqwgr3n3 
 I haven’t been to Global/Universe in a long time, still scared of seeing something I’d regret for the rest of my life. 😂😭👁️🧂👁️ 
 I am not too interested in adding one more infrastructure I have to maintain for now, but would be great to use if one was already available. Thanks for trying it out, I am sure many people (including a dog) will be interested in the results. 🫂🫡 
 Sha256 is fine, it’s the elliptic curve keys and cryptography I would be worried about. 
 Quibits are hard to deal with in large quantities, too many noise issues. Unless there will be a breakthrough in a form of a new quantum computer design, I don’t think the current approach is scalable to a sufficiently high number of them. But heck, I have no idea about that field to even speculate 😂😂😂 
 Solid understanding of fucking nothing about how computers work! Like what the actual fuck? How can people be so ignorant in that position 😭😭😭 
 I HATE NETWORKING I HATE NETWORKING I HATE NETWORKING I HATE NETWORKING I HATE NETWORKING I HATE ... 
 Networking is good! You have to learn it and embrace it. It is the core of any stable system 😂🤣🫂 
 I am The Fishcake, and yet I don’t see myself ever reaching the fish status! So far from the reach 😂😂😂 nostr:note1vgensne2lsnlzrc2qp929l4dgvfn49fd6pt9njngge8g3nqd87vsq8ym4f 
 Hope it drops further so I can maybe reach the fish status 😂😂😂 
 An idea! Have a merchant accept fiat as usual, but offer change in BTC sats via lightning. Will this work? How prevalent usage of cash is? Or maybe debit card usage with BTC back at the register? So many questions! 🤔🤔🤔 nostr:note13muxg2qx3mta86g96hr9jft6j3p5z80xl5xm80yccujcrv9zadlqdtmypz 
 I raised that topic in the past, got shot down by the majority! 😂😂😂 
 🐶🐾😂🤣😂🫂 
 I am older, ffs. 😂 
 Reliving the old memories. This is where it all started for me. These were the good times, smaller problems and simpler solutions. I didn’t realize that it has been over a year since nice I joined forces with @nostr.build to bring you something that you don’t even need to think about and just enjoy living your life. 🫂🫡💜🚀 nostr:note1drq0y38ruapec8gvwafxczfq57v8znxl0g46lja466lg4mje5phqz5uezr 
 lol! Best security feature ever, if you can’t count 😂😂😂 
 https://image.nostr.build/0000002ab5441500b8778d1a422e2c82637ce90dbfb53c08761e7217ead62f39.jpg

Is the NFT! Look at the hash! 😂

0000002ab5441500b8778d1a422e2c82637ce90dbfb53c08761e7217ead62f39.jpg 
 GM! Make note about engagement, see it having bad engagement! 😂😂😂
(Having analysis can be depressing 🤣💣) https://i.nostr.build/7nfpJu286RxKKiwJ.jpg  nostr:note18revgkugtl70mhtdkgwh7w7c0yvmthukjlzsmy4w2psgz48t6vlslpzsxl 
 😂😂😂🫂☕️GM, The Queen of Thunder! 
 GM, Mark! 🫂☕️🤣 
 No, people are not tracked, hits to the media are. We have no info about who is downloading what. 
 Truth doesn’t care about feelings. 

Follow me for more vague and uninteresting one liners 🤝... 
 1x1=1 actually! Cats can’t do math, apparently. Truth, I hope it didn’t hurt your feelings 😂😂😂🫂 
 Added fairly granular range selection, refresh and have fun watching the engagement. Bot traffic is filtered and self view from within the account page. GFY! 😂🫡🫳🏻🔥💤💣 nostr:note18revgkugtl70mhtdkgwh7w7c0yvmthukjlzsmy4w2psgz48t6vlslpzsxl 
 GN, time to crush before my brain crashes 😂🫂💤🚀 
 The initial (beta) implementation of the analytics for the media served from Creator/Advanced accounts of the nostr.build is live! It is early days, so please expect more dimensions and variations of what is measurable. Account level statistics are also on its way, stay tuned. 🫡
(Yes, that is stats for my PFP as an example.) 
https://i.nostr.build/8rCRCjPU6oIgoKV5.png 
 It is accurate, CDN is irrelevant if you know how to do it right with the right tools 🫡 
 No modern CDN is just plain static server, they all (mostly) allow to do such simple things as “increment counter” 
 GM! The array of broken URLs we see sent to us is damn high! …jpg& …jpg% …jpg# (who the fuck send # to the server?) …jpg/ (it’s not a fucking directory) 😂😂😂😭😭😭
 https://i.nostr.build/n6NidLffHvQvrlYp.jpg 
 Not using PHP to serve, too broken, slow and insecure 😂😂😂 
 Factual bombs dropping! 😂😂😂🔥🫳🏻💣 
 Overruled 🤣😂😅 
 What setting did I change on amethyst that I now can't upload to any image providers without gett... 
 Good morning 🥱

Had a dream I worked as a gargoyle at the Notre-Dame de Paris, but I looked hu... 
 Good morning 🫂☕️😂🤣 
 Nostr was more wild for sure, simpler and happier times indeed 😭😅