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 He's sent it to me before
He's such a weirdo dork 😂 
 *hilarious weirdo dork 
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 Fair enough. 🍻 
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Would 
 His hair looks as if he's been napping in an irish bog? 
 You'd take the gold. 
 I dunno.
Would be competing with some pretty seasoned old timey competitors.. 🤷‍♂️

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 Afternoon, everybody... 
 And a sour cream and chives day to you as well. 🍻 
 I stiff niggers whenever I feel the situation will let me get away with it without getting spit i... 
 To be fair, there's so much trash out there food service wise these days that I find myself being overly polite just to avoid that very thing.
Back in the day, I'd write in "lucky in the fifth" as a tip on the ticket if the service was subpar. 
 Nothing says the peak of health and safety quite like bribing obese bitches with donuts to get a ... 
 "sorry i smell like tho 
 ..nigger 
 *spoiler 
Hollywood prostitutes followed by drones.
Classed up via commentary of course...

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 no bat please they are too cute. 
 Chicken of the sky if you ask me.. 🤷‍♂️ 
 No 😒 
 Imma give this a try..
..Eh hum..
バットを持っている、料理をする 
 youtube.com/watch?v=tNQoZ0XVFKo 
 So racist.. 🤨 
 Based 
 Kinky.. 
 You're awesome big guy. 
 So what's the gist with this gal Jeff?
(just between you & I.... and the rest of the fedi that is..) 
 I used to shoot it secretly on people dresses. When they finally notice there would be 10 white d... 
 As a kid, I used to attend games at Dodger Stadium on the regular.
We used ice chunks from the upper tiers instead of paper wads through our straws back in those days.
Results were devastating.. 
 I was a crack shit with spit ball. 😏 
 Do tell.. 😁 
 Answers?  :gyate_reisen_pout: 
 As if you never landed a well planted food in a grade schoolers nether regions back in the day. 🤨 
 Ugh I know, it's like the boys in grade school all over again looking for attention by pulling my... 
 Questions.. 😉 
 Dear Zooastrians:

I will be performing database maintenance tasks over the next week. I will do ... 
 Great to hear the instance is up and running again.
Fortunately, I hold dual citizenship with poast so was able to keep up with details regarding this.
Thanks again for your efforts Hump as we all appreciate it! 
 Afternoon, All. 
 And to you as well. 🍻 
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 'Muh diabeetus... 
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 Our white ancestors had similar disputes.... 🙄 
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 *gay guys
😏 
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 Gives me gas.. 🤷‍♂️ 
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 So jews don't control jews? 🤔 
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 Fugg'n dirty bot... 
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 😁
I'm afraid the peet staining is permanent. 
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 Prolly films himself twerking in order to perfect that booty roll..