I stiff niggers whenever I feel the situation will let me get away with it without getting spit in my food.
sit down restaurants are the best cus you pay afterwards.
>you pay Sheeit.
dine and dash tiem
To be fair, there's so much trash out there food service wise these days that I find myself being overly polite just to avoid that very thing. Back in the day, I'd write in "lucky in the fifth" as a tip on the ticket if the service was subpar.
"get a new job" would be appropriate as well.