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 nostr:npub19w77us5j20js7lqhsj9ddgkmdyms29yprl9265nztld4v2xdx9jqg38n3r no i need like gymnastics o... 
 @Lamp nope 

You lose your spine when you become a mod 
 nostr:npub19w77us5j20js7lqhsj9ddgkmdyms29yprl9265nztld4v2xdx9jqg38n3r damn i wish i could do that 
 @Lamp become a mod somewhere and you will! 
 How many based takes should I post tomorrow 
 nostr:npub19w77us5j20js7lqhsj9ddgkmdyms29yprl9265nztld4v2xdx9jqg38n3r nostr:npub1zp5a08semzy6r6j0... 
 @b42c3131 @1069d79e those poor tadpoles... whats that sound in the water? 
 nostr:npub1h2lz3caytr588uu0cfzzwzl4pttc6nzzevjs48nq883grkrtru5qwwe42d LGBTQIAP2S+ 
 @b42c3131 ok real question. What is the 2? 
 Antis when someone makes a joke about murdering someone
Antis when a pedo makes a joke about maki... 
 @b42c3131 antis when you pipe bomb their house :drake_yes:​ 
 nostr:npub1zp5a08semzy6r6j0rh7l9wvh2u8h4529eq97rymd0ae4gnhs3upql6kr58 rather be a fag than a frog 
 @b42c3131 @1069d79e well apparently water is indeed making the frogs trans, so in a waaaaay... 
 I really have only ever had one sexual partner that truly satisfied me, out of the four people I'... 
 @b42c3131 I genuinely hope you find that one person who hits all of the right spots for you and makes you feel good in everyway 
 nostr:npub19w77us5j20js7lqhsj9ddgkmdyms29yprl9265nztld4v2xdx9jqg38n3r yeah I don't think so lol. ... 
 @b42c3131 :cirno_think:​ yet is the key word 
 I also haven't liked eating pussy in the past but it was one time and I did a really bad job so t... 
 @b42c3131 starting to think you need to go out there and have some fun, explore your sexuality a bit in the wild 
 nostr:npub19w77us5j20js7lqhsj9ddgkmdyms29yprl9265nztld4v2xdx9jqg38n3r i want to like it though. D... 
 @b42c3131 this might sound crazy but maybe you need the right dick? Idk what you've had so I can't speak but some petite folk need smaller sizes. Idk your body type but I'd assume it is on the smaller side? 
 nostr:npub19w77us5j20js7lqhsj9ddgkmdyms29yprl9265nztld4v2xdx9jqg38n3r yes and it hurts too much 
 @b42c3131 then you probably just don't. Everyone is built differently and if you don't like it you don't like it. Nothing wrong with that. 
 This is a genuine concern of mine I want to like dick 😭 
 @b42c3131 but have you tried it in the butt? 
 I gotta be the only person on here who doesn't enjoy sucking dick lol
It's so boring 
 @b42c3131 excuse me princess 
 My friends were pissed that I lied about my contact stance
But that's not what they were really m... 
 @b42c3131 that's kinda fucked 
 Fedi when I post about transid: 💤 
Fedi when I post about fucking kids: :gyate_rumia_smug:​ 
 @b42c3131 probably because everyone everywhere beats transids to death and then keeps beating that horse after its long gone 
 She's 8 years old, puts a gun to your head, and tells you "put the candy in the bag"

You do what she asks, but then she gives you a kiss before pistol whipping you.