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 What a magnificent looking doggie. 🔥🔥🔥👍👍 
 I call it the cleansing. 

Like my handheld shower head. 
 Just awesome. 👏 
 English please. 
 I don’t speak Canadian. 
 I’ll be here all day. Tip your waitress please. She’s great. https://image.nostr.build/f92187285bb949b08e8b7d156b65617af9ba6be245fb0680b23e1ad4ab5baa96.jpg  
 Foreigners don’t find me amusing. That makes it funnier. 
 I’m only joking but also partly serious. 🧐 
 Agreed.  Except me. 
 I’ll tell you when I’m being amusing. Such a backhanded word.  Be better. https://image.nostr.build/844975e470537d5814adee5aaeb7ab2db9176c242ac87169d032e3d1c366890b.jpg  
 Canadians are just lucky they had John Candy. 
Count your blessings. Without him, we would have sawed north of Minnesota & let you float off. 
 He knows what he said. Let him talk. 
 He’s why I don’t tip. 
Nah, I tip but he made solid points. 
 I like all foreign comments without translating. 
Say whatever you want. I’ll like it. 
 Dude. Stop. You’re killing me. You’re willing the internet this morning. 
 Funny fucking follow. 
 Laugh ever time at this. Max tossing the beer is gold. 
 I don’t want your 21 zap. 
We 69 heart smooch zap each other of gtfooh. 
I ain’t like one of your other plebs @Gigi . Get that weak ass shit out my zap feed. 
 Still laughing at this one. That is some funny shit. ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️ 
 Join my paid substack. I’m real but can’t figure out zaps. Really real. Pls join. 
Bye Caleb. 👇 nostr:note109yza3cf7ykmeeyae53e8dw534q3fpes4uz4ntk06q2dqqsxl5jqu36a68 
 Remember yesterday?

That was fun. 
 Buddha was overweight. I don’t listen to fat shits. Take care of yourself should have been higher on his dumb list. 
 Shiny object. Keep looking over here. Its shiny. 
Piece of advice from Indiana Jones. Don’t look at the bright lights as they are flying all around you. Close your eyes. Look inward. 
 And I do. Stay local my man. Fix things at home. Take care of yourself.  Help those close to you. Who the fuck cares about what they want you to care about. 
Per your dog. Hit the gym. 
Assange wouldn’t shed a tear if you died.  Most wouldn’t. Stay local.  What’s on your to-do list today?  Do that. 
 My advice to my own kids & nieces/nephews:
If you can write code you are multilingual. 
Fuck learning French or Spanish. Who gives a shit about those languages. 
Learn code as your second, third, & fourth language. 

English is the language of Kings. Code is the language of communication. 
 Great minds. Great goalie minds 👊👊👊👊👊🫡🫡🫡🫡 
 Bingo. And if you’re surrounded by people speaking another language, you’ll learn it organically. At least enough to survive. 
 Saylor Academy is a good place to start with curiosity. 
 Any language but pure English is peasant language. 
Not bad people.  They just sound like peasants. https://image.nostr.build/433c7bf2065f7268c8deb9a9e935e77b6b49ebd8fa13eb22d890b92cfedde7d9.jpg  
 Get em @ODELL ☝️☝️☝️☝️
Attack. Humbly. 
 I AGREE AND think we need to publicly call them out when we SEE IT. 
 Psyop. I don’t give a shit. If he dies it’s better for the actual “movement”. 
 Shiny object. Keep looking over here. Its shiny. 
Piece of advice from Indiana Jones. Don’t look at the bright lights as they are flying all around you. Close your eyes. Look inward. 
 I was one of those cars that went in. But I drive a BMW so I just sunk down & AWD drove out of the water & wasn’t even late for my appointment. Didn’t even get wet. 
BMW living for the 🏆🥇 
 👀👀 
 For
Da
Win. 🥇 
 Guess what my nephew is doing?
He was the Final Cut on the hockey team this year as a HS Junior.   He’s very good. The team was stacked though & only needed a few spots.  They are the top team in the state.  Timing was bad. 
He’s:
1. Hanging his head, crying. 
2. Moping, Feeling bad for himself
3. Hitting the gym to add some size, working with a former Pro weekly on his skills & speed, working in silence towards his goals next year because that’s what champions do. 

Men should always be thankful for the challenges in life. That’s when they are truly born.  
He will be a captain next year, I guarantee it. I can see the future. Kids will follow his leadership. https://image.nostr.build/72f71c7b66828bae160e2414320348277c4b46053fabee311c5a4e56f7485e12.jpg  
 Psyop. I don’t give a shit. If he dies it’s better for the actual “movement”. 
 This is funny to me. Stolen meme but it rings true for me. How about that game last night? https://image.nostr.build/44439065ef45d14211fdd343fd1cc5649e3935d963f070ff9d15b9f3b54b0db6.jpg  
 Put gas in your car & get some coffee. Chill out. All good.  Make your bed. https://image.nostr.build/ddb62ea989e543a1cb10f6787eb16da6c11107300648fa16b0fd0b0d75d119c4.jpg  
 Enable zaps or your are a mutable bot that is a ghost on here. Be better. Or leave. 
 They should publicly drop him out of a window.  That would be some good tv. 
 🧐
I secretly do care.  Quite a bit. 
 Why do they give him such nice robes?
If I’m the evil captor, 100% of my prisoners go naked. And cold. Always. Like 100% or the time without clothes or bedding. Easier to control. And can’t hide anything. 
 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 
 Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 
 ☝️☝️☝️☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Read this note daily Plebs. This dude gets it. 
 I mean, unless you are into bots…and that’s a whole other game 🤣🤣🤣 
 I just ran a video check on this. 100% authentic.  What an amazing time to be alive. 
 She makes such valid points, they are hard to argue. 
That’s signal, not noise & it’s great for BTC. 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 
 Yup. That’s a homerun. Fucking hilarious. 
 I loved PDiddy when he was on The Cosby Show. 
 A little Spanish Fly. Just a little. 
 Very nice Mike. Excellent. 👌👌👌👌👌 
 I swear if you guys don’t cut the shit with the hell thread by tomorrow morning I am going to c... 
 It was fun. 
 Showoff. I want it. 
 Speaker of truth 
 👀 
 Nah.  I’m good. Set up zaps or you’re not real newsletter person. 
 🧐👀👀🔥👀 
 He got the instamute. 
 I AM SO INCREDIBLY PROUD OF OUR TEAM AT OPENSATS.

IF YOU WORKED ALONGSIDE THESE PEOPLE YOU WOULD... 
 Get em @ODELL ☝️☝️☝️☝️
Attack. Humbly.