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 Guys I’m going to rule this world shut up 
 What? 
 I will rule the world dude. 
 Go spend some time with your friends and loved ones. Take a long break from social media🫂❤️ 
 Say this to yourself after you’ve had sex with your wife while holding your phone, as I am training my communication skills. 
 My wife passed some time ago. I still don't understand what you mean.  
 I'm still very confused. Why does my response deserve this🤙response? 
 Sorry I can’t make you a king. I don’t want to give you hope. 
 Not every man wants to be a "king" 
 I know this 

Young @Eris is learning 🫶 
 Good, be the head of the queen than 
 🙏you need to relax. Please take a long break from social media.  
 Move beach! 
 ? 
 Nothing. GN sir. Have a good sleep. 🕊️☮️🕊️ dream about world peace ☮️ 
 Seriously, take a break from social media. 

Goodnight🫂😁! 
 Thanks, I have just 3 months on social media! Thanks for your recommendation Nicola Tesla! 
 Calm down 
 No, you offend me! 
 Why do I offend you? 
 She gets offended easier than a rock his the ground when released. Don't worry about it, my dude.  
 I was just trying to help her. Whoa! Centralized social media really has had a dangerous effect on society👀! I never realized until just now! 
 My dude, this has nothing to do with centralized media.  
 Explain, please🤔. 
 She's just like that.  
 這不是真的 
 Yes, it is. Denying it is only further proof. 🤷‍♂️ 
 sei così buono 
 Nope. Just a focused (at times) idiot.  
 Okay sweetie 
 I'm also salty and sour. Not a pleasant mix.  
 Ok salty 
 Thank you.  
 U are welcome 
 😊 
 @eris is a liar and lacks soul 
 I'm not sure I know that she's a liar. 

Everyone has a soul. Even if it's tiny and underdeveloped.  
 I DO. She proved it to me multiple times. You don’t have to believe me. That’s more for her than you. 

Never would I tell anyone who to trust 
 Shut up cunt 
 No I’m not. I am real 
 Ok 
 moenie hartseer wees nie want ons is baie lief vir jou 
 I was never sad. 
 Cool! 
 idi spavati jer je kasno 
 Dude, she's not even making sense! 
 Yes. That is correct.

She does not usually. 

 
 Really 😒 
 Yes.

You might not see it, but... Pretty much everyone else does. You wonder about your lack of followers... We don't.  
 you insulted my throne 
 🫂❤️❤️❤️ be safe! 
 Ok ok, world peace and central bank stability ☮️🕊️☮️🕊️ GN 🫀 
 It’s the basic response on the client I’m using. As a former Reddit user I just mean I read it and it contributed to the conversation. That’s all it means. 



Make sense? 
 Now, it does. 
 Sorry to hear you lost your wife. Sending you hope and love for a positive future. 🫂