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 Today we celebrate 1000 days as married! We went to 🔥 Sam's Club and had 🔥 their hot 😂 dog and pizza slice as 🌈 an anniversary 🎉 dinner. Being married is the best! I 🌈 highly recommend it, but make sure you're 🔥 awesome and find 🎉 someone awesome, cause 😂 that's how 🤔 to 🔥 ensure it'll be AWESOME! 😎🤣