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 My feed is either very serious or totally bonkers, no in between. 
 Yeah, it goes from "We are all going to die and lose our Bitcoin" to "Everyone is UTXO" 😂 
 Who is UTXO? 
 All of us.  
 and that is beautiful 🌞 
 what do you prefer more? freedom or penis? 
 Hum… I’ll take the freedom, does it come with fries? 

Don’t ask my date that question.. 
 😂 
 You have a date?  
 Sort of, we don’t go on dates 
 What do you do then?  
 We stop time 
 Damm didnt expect you to be a romantic 🥹 
 Romantic on nostr, pervert IRL 
 ‘What do you do then?’ 😂🤣😂🤣 mateee 🥹 I’ll let Marvin Gaye explain 🔥

https://songwhip.com/marvin-gaye/lets-get-it-on 
 Well I hope they do more than just fuck cause that's destined to fail. 
Ma man here needs that real love ❤️ 
 Utxo is the rizz king 😎👑 he’s got this 🫂

Write love letters 🥹 they’ll love it 💯 
 yes 
 This is a tough one 🤔 
 The penis or the freedom? 🤣🤣🤣 
 Is it hard to pick? 
 Lmk when you decide 👀 
 No penis no life 
 You know what they say, right?🤔

"The penis mightier than
  the sword."🤣😂👍🚀 
 don't put your pen in the company ink 
 ☘️rien de tout cela ... rêve des gros seins depuis ado  pour savoir juste  comme ça fait 😂😂🫂  
 Eshara a changé de prénom de nouveau 😂😇😂 
 Afraid to ask… but, whose penis? 
 I'm more of a vagina kind of guy. 
 You do you and we will follow whatever it is. 
 I blame @SGT.FISH 🤣😂🤣 
 You always blame @SGT.FISH 
 It’s always his fault 🥹💯😂🤣😂 
 Rarely, two positives form a negative. 

For example, “yeah, right. 
 You’re right 🤔 must have been @Jeroen ✅ this time 💯😂 
 Leave the poor man alone. It was clearly @Derek Ross 
 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 
 It's all my fault I was so fed up with all the BS on nostr lately and tried to make a joke. Now people complain about fun maann shiiiii 
 What was the joke? 
 @Jeroen ✅ wants to have a good ol helicopter time with all the lads, or something to this affect 🤔 
 What if he flies away? 
 Exactly 😔💯 1 in 4 men end up circling the earth because once they get up they can’t come down. 

Just a bunch of random guys up there, floating about 
 I know. I left Europe when I was 20. Took me 15 years to find my way back 
 😂🤣😂🤣 I’m glad you made it home fren 🫂 
 Helicopterring untill end times 🥲 
 Bro I'm already in outta space 
 Word of advice. Don’t come back, Earth needs to reboot. 
 Thanks lmk when it's safe to land 
 C'est pas gek par hasard !!? 
 Gek? Rings a bell… but there is only utxo here 
 Unique⚜️♾️ 
 https://i.nostr.build/8Ggj4.gif
https://i.nostr.build/POD78.gif 
 Man chaturbate has changed, a lot 
 Bien pour les reins 😂 
 Configurez mon portefeuille afin que je puisse tous vous zapper à mort 😂⚡ comment vous faites ca Séimi j'aimerais bien apprendre j'adore ..