Oddbean new post about login | logout Have y’all read about these fecal transplants for microbiome/gut deficiencies??? Theoretically, could I just eat whatever the fuck I want and sporadically get implanted with a healthy eater’s doodoo?? Like…get your grass fed human turds hereee 📢
Do you polish them? Or leave em as is?
Leave them as is. Healthy poop is the next hot commodity
Do you have a storefront? Or is it all via mail sight unseen? Because with the right lighting, soft lights from a 45 degree angle is what I'd recommend, you can make those shits look JUST like you polished em and maybe get a few more customers. Affiliate links in bio.
I am not making this a business (yet). But if my poopies are healthy, I’m down to sell them. I don’t really need them for anything now that my garden is done.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=52&v=YriTnA2RcQU&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2F&feature=emb_logo
wtf is that???!🤣 straight up gnarnia
Divine from 1972 film eating a dog poop
For real or something made to look like butt juice?
Allegedly real, when i first saw it years ago i almost vomited 😂
Are you trying to become the future Poo-Pourri-like brand spokesperson? You have my vote! 👍💫 https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/18/article-2424433-1BE5B52A000005DC-254_636x382.jpg
Hahahaha no. I’m trying to find out if anyone’s got any healthy poops they wanna donate
South Park made an episode about this. Hilarious stuff https://youtu.be/ENEBRFOVuXI?si=5VYiso0spCb3fcf3
You don’t think I already watched that shit like 10 times? South Park and it’s always sunny are all I have time for 🤣
You were faster 😂
South Park "Turd Burglars" Season 23 Episode 8 Aired on November 27, 2019 ☝🏻🐸
Yes. Have watched lol, but I was watching a video with real people getting them as of late and was astonished
People are insane 😂
I dont want that shid in me
No, you’d never develop a proper gut biome that way. It would constantly be in flux and you’d probably end up feeling like…well…shit.
What if I used a different person’s shit every time?
If you just want to eat shit then say so, woman! Butt seriously, that would probably make the situation worse lol
A grass fed human? What the fuck?? 🤣
It’s wild!! I was in a physician investigator meeting for a clinical trial where they were working on gut bio research to shrink cancer cells for renal cancer. They were essentially doing fecal transplants to kill cancer.
Yeah they won’t do it in the US usually because it’s curative and not profitable
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If I had a serious inflammatory disease, probably 🤷♀️😂
Have you ever pictured the first meeting between the poop seekers and the remote indigenous tribes? How did that conversation go?
I actually watched a documentary about that. Basically they were all weirded out until the science was explained and many participants were compensated. Most people said no at first to the study
I doubt it I doubt whether gut microbiome can produce health or illness as claimed (rather I think it's merely an indicator of health, an effect rather than cause) We are auto-enzyme digesters, not ruminants. Unlike our primate "cousins" we've lost most of the large intestine mass and cannot ferment cellulose for a substantial portion of our diet no matter what kind of bacteria we contain. Even if the human gut microbiome does have the power to produce health or illness, I also doubt whether you can get much benefit from implanting someone else's poop - if your gut isn't supportive of the appropriate bacteria implanting a small number of them won't make it suddenly hospitable for them Rather than use the waste of hunter-gatherers as food, we should probably copy their food (since they don't eat their own shit, it's unlikely that us doing so will give us a health result similar to theirs)
