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 My new mantra:

“So?” 
 Welll good moring to you to ! 😶‍🌫️ 
 You’ve been ignoring me and I’m salty with you lol 
 Never ! I said what up I heard u even had a call I 2as like good luck ! 

🫂 stop playing lol 😆 salty 🧂  
 What up was one too yes 
 Well. I didn’t see you around like all this weekend and early week 
 Father's day Monday hung over lol 😆  
 When i was a kid I remember "so" was the first big cultural movement in slang. We went around "PSYCH!" "so what?" "So what???" "PSYCH!" 

Then one day on like second grade a kid was like "so?" And we were all like 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯 and the one pyro kid was like 😮
And that's when we started shortening things. Great day in history. 

We went from what's happening to what's up to sup to suh doo to 🤷🏽? 
 The shorter the better lol. And the more apathetic the better.

People: “your house is on fire!”

Me: “so?” 
 For those purposes I like 1 letter words and emojis🤷🏽

You wanna  burn someone good

"Your house is on fire!" 

"K?" 


"Your house is on fire!"

"☠️"


"Your house is on fire!" 

" https://image.nostr.build/82bb877883938410a5a5b1e6fe25323a0c57ab31036e5c9085e4df9499e85d43.gif " 
 Your house is on fire! 

💯 
 You're house is on fire! 

🔥 
 Your house is on fire! 

🙉🙈 
 "So it goes"  
 Exactly 
 “Innit?” 
 So? 🍻 
 Is it a praying mantra?

https://m.primal.net/IqhD.jpg  
 And now? 
 Yah, its like WTF, only with a little less gaslighting. You could go with "So, WTF!" or "So, WTF?" 
 😁