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 Those contacts give me nightmares... *shivers*

I'm pretty sure the nose shape that's desired *ends up* Scandified but is not the intention. In fairly sure that has always been the Asian ideal, again, pre-western influence.  
 Those! Thems the ones! Aaaaaaaaaaa! (I hate contacts in general, I don't like any eye stuff: curling, mascara, etc.)  
 Contacts creep me the fuck out, man! 
 Contacts creep me the fuck out, man! 
 Burn them with fire!  
 I set stuff like that on aliexpress all the time. It's so effing weird!  
 Lol. Man, am I glad I never used Twitter. 👀 
 Same.  
 Let's give ourselves a pat on the back. Shall we?! 
 Must been fun at parties.  
 Lol. I see what you're doin'. Is Slavface gonna be Stella's new trend? 🤨