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チャノさん | 1 years ago (raw) | export | reply | flag 
 Movie Idea: a Jurrasic Park reboot where instead of a theme park it's a theme restaurant, and they clone dinosaurs to cook their meat.

Makes it extra ironic when they run amok and start eating people back.
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チャノさん | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You could have a scene where a guy on the patio is about to tuck into a giant T-Rex steak, and just as he's putting his bib on the camera dollies back and you see a T-Rex looming behind him, also with a T-Rex sized bib on.
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silverpill | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @チャノさん Perhaps even better: they make 100% vegan lab-grown dinosaur meat, and then something goes terribly wrong.
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60059182 | 1 years ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 @チャノさん

If you make the humans Japanese school girls, you can sell the (thin) comic-book adaptation at comiket, and you may need one of the tables that opens into the parking lot.