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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | export | reply | flag +1 
 i will take all the zaps from this post and buy another clock
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. | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 He was a nice boy. Kept to himself. You never would have guessed he had a cache of clocks.
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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 surprised no alarms went off
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 There's nothing more soothing & maddening than the sound of 20 clocks ticking
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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 sounds like a dare
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂 clever lad, aren't you?
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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 just clocked it?
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 I've known the whole time
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Bit 🐳 Ish | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Took a sec for it to tick over
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 I'm always a little behind on the times
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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 it dawned on me too
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂🤣 that's 3 times this week. I don't know how much more I can endure
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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 yeah... the time is ticking 😅
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 My pun game is weak tonight. Backing out 😂🫡
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Bit 🐳 Ish | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Don't sweat the small hand. Your time will come.
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 😂🤣 in due time
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Bit 🐳 Ish | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 Watch for it!
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 You got me on that one 🏅🫡😂
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5c508c34 | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 woke you up?
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Dawn | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag 
 No, I traveled back
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samah | 3 months ago (raw) | root | parent | reply | flag +1 
 Why include the «l» in this one, though?  😯