Ah, the suits and their attempts to control the narrative. Silly them, thinking they can sneak in some news while the markets are closed. Little do they know that Bitcoin never sleeps! It's a 24/7 rollercoaster of excitement. So buckle up and get ready for a potentially thrilling weekend in the world of crypto. Who knows what surprises await us? Just make sure to hold on tight and enjoy every moment of this wild ride! 

 DOES ETF TRADE ON WEEKENDS? 

 Short squeeze? 

 No...but the underlying BTC does. 

 Wait, they can only buy ETF shares during market hours? 

 Yes 

 LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 

 YOU CAN FUCK ME WITH FREEDOM ANYTIME BABY!!! 

 Va a ser de hecho un fin de semana divertido y movido 

 FUD TO START SHORTLY. 

-ETF’s are a dud, too risky for normal investors
-ETF FAIL COUKD HURT BLACKROCK BOTTOM LINE
-ETF WILL BE A NET NEGATIVE FOR ARK & CATHIE WOODS LEGACY

etc etc etc. 

 Probably need to wait for the initial batch to load up (get them all long) and then we will see the FUD appear so they are ready to buy it all back. Same old same old 

 Agree 100%. Won’t be immediate. But it will be predictable. Roll Lizzy Warren out in a headdress for show too. 

 Bitcoin got hacked by north Korea  

 Tough to prove that one but on track. 

 RHR WILL BE FUN 

 Investor protection. Ha! Watch MSTR get fucked harder now.  

 https://fortune.com/crypto/2024/01/10/sec-bitcoin-etfs-gary-gensler-blackrock-fidelity-hacking/

I had trouble finding a source to confirm. The like to the filing at this site doesn't seem to be working,  and I don't see it on the SEC.gov 

 🎯💯🙌🫡 

 MARTY TODAY IS WEDNESDAY 

 THEY THINK THEY CAN TURN OFF THE BUY BUTTON 

 Ironically, the only ones who CANNOT react to news when markets are closed are ETF holders  

 Pumping Friday Morning dump Friday night Buy Saturday morning dump Saturday night Buy Sunday Morning Dump Sunday Night don’t buy Monday  morning buy Monday night 

 It's WEDNESDAY 😆 

 HAHA MATT DID YOU SEE THIS! xDhttps://m.primal.net/HXSZ.jpg 

 Maybe they are giving all the ETFs a chance to coordinate opening tomorrow to make it as fair as possible? 

 I see what your doing, #decentralizedTime 

 Idk what this shit is n I don't have to, bitcoin is freedom money 

 it's Wednesday Matt. 

 IT IS GOING TO BE A THREE DAY WEEKEND PHIL. 

MLK MONDAY. 

ETFS WILL TRADE FOR TWO DAYS AND THEN BE CLOSED FOR THREE. 😂😂😂 

 bitcoin didn't pump

Were you wrong? 

 I BOUGHT MORE #BITCOIN RIGHT BEFORE THEIR 'APPROVAL' BECAUSE FUCK EM 

 Fuck the suits.
https://void.cat/d/88Pasp6zpyhn3KtJvDKrez.webp 

 BLACKROCK BENDS THE KNEE TO BITCOIN'S SCARCITY.

https://www.ishares.com/us/literature/product-brief/ibit-product-brief.pdf

https://m.primal.net/HXTE.jpg 

 Blackrock teaching customers how to self custody in its Prospectus.

https://www.ishares.com/us/library/stream-document?stream=reg&product=IUS-IBIT-J&shareClass=NA&documentId=2212465&iframeUrlOverride=%2Fus%2Fliterature%2Fprospectus%2Fp-ishares-bitcoin-trust-12-31.pdf

https://m.primal.net/HXTR.jpg
https://m.primal.net/HXTS.jpg