Third attempt:

DMV: How can I help you?

Me: I'd like to speak to a human?

DMV: How can I help you? (at intervals); system eventually gives up and asks me if I'd like to speak to a team member.

List of seven options (1-6, 9), can't figure out what's applicable. System repeats the menu a couple of times then gets impatient with me and hangs up.