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 Listen here kiddo. I use to be like you. Lazy, sitting in my mom's house wishing I had a girl friend. I started lifting weights. I worked hard. I made videos of my workouts. Doing curls, pushups, pull ups. Then guys wanted to buy copies of my workouts. 

That funded my first gym. Now I own several in California. And am a millionaire. 

Just look at my girl friend.


https://image.nostr.build/d66e581f2262456f8dd7bc626c030a053acbcd4bbf65bd74ddf283c3cbf9ee72.jpg

And I'm probably gonna break up with her tomorrow. 

If you work extra hard, make a lot of money maybe one day you could even date one of my exs.  One of the ones who got fat. She'll still be thinking of me but if she is drunk enough she might consider making a mistake with you. So there is a little hope.

Hang in there kiddo. And if you need any help, I sell self help books for 9.99$. Just let me know and I'll notify my assistant to hook you up with a PDF.