They created a new kind of event to announce the spec of an event.
But the spec itself should be an event.
And the events are published and they are also events.
And there are events that contain registries of events.

Event Event Event Event... 

 They're trying to solve a problem that only even exists because they don't use their own stuff. 🤪 

 And happened before! 

 Some ridiculous ideas from the past will help in the future.