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 If you say you’re wicked smart, I’m gonna automatically assume you’re a dumbass. 

If you say you’re a complete and total dumbass, I’m gonna go ahead and classify you as wicked smart. 
 What if they're from bawstuhn and they're wicked smahht 
 Well that’s whereabouts I grew up, but they just call themselves retard without the second r lol 
 Woody Allen said: the fool can’t play smart, while the smart can play the fool 
 I'm smacktarded. 
 I'm just the meat in the middle. 
 Nah you’re wicked smart 
 Thank you. I'm trying not to blush. HaHa :-) 
 What if I said it like Mark Wahlberg? 

Cuz truly naahshole I'm wickd smaht 
 I could DEMOLISH you with that impression 😂 
 Absolutely I'm terrible at Wahlberg 

But I would compliment you pretty well if you went in an anti Boston women rant while I did the smeagol voice lettering to be Snooki 🤷🏽 
 Hey man. In time. Just need some practice 😂 
 Arrr, I'm clever enough to keep me trap shut 'round the lasses! 
 How about a wicked smart dumbass? 
 They go in the middle. Duh. 😂 
 Im a very stable genius.